Medical Examinations
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab! I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?
In fact, I do, said the old man. After I have sex with my wife, I get hot
and sweaty, and then after I have sex with her the second time, I feel
