Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-21 Thread David Hodgkinson

"Dean S Wilson" [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 PPS Has anything been mentioned about the London PM X-mas food/drink?

We were pretty quorate the other lunchtime at the New World chinese...


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Re: Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross

On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:06:50PM -0700, Nathan Torkington ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 Dave Cross writes:
   not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one?
  
  "Peter Cook is a sadly missed comic genius, unlike Jim Davidson, who is
  a talentless, sexist, racist waste of space."
 
 Wow, I was wondering why his name was so familiar.  I think we had a
 tape of his on the school bus in 1988.  He cracked us up with his
 "what if the word 'kill' was replaced by the word 'fuck'?" skit,
 featuring the line "who fucked Cock Robin?".  Then again, we were 15
 at the time.  Was this the same guy?

I thought the kill/fuck thing was something that George Carlin did as
part of his "seven words you can't say on the radio"[1] routine.
Davidson may have appropriated it, but it wouldn't have been anywhere
near as funny.

"Okay, sheriff, we're gonna fuck you now. But we're gonna fuck you
reealll slloowww."

Dave...

[1] If anyone doesn't know this classic routine, the seven words are
"shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits". Things
have obviously changed in the intervening years.

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Re: Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread David H. Adler

On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:06:50PM -0700, Nathan Torkington wrote:
 Dave Cross writes:
   not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one?
  
  "Peter Cook is a sadly missed comic genius, unlike Jim Davidson, who is
  a talentless, sexist, racist waste of space."
 
 Wow, I was wondering why his name was so familiar.  I think we had a
 tape of his on the school bus in 1988.  He cracked us up with his
 "what if the word 'kill' was replaced by the word 'fuck'?" skit,
 featuring the line "who fucked Cock Robin?".  Then again, we were 15
 at the time.  Was this the same guy?

If so, he stole it from George Carlin.  "It is a sin to fuck a
mockingbird"

dha

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Re: Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread David H. Adler

On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 09:21:13PM +, Dave Cross wrote:
 
 I thought the kill/fuck thing was something that George Carlin did as
 part of his "seven words you can't say on the radio"[1] routine.
 Davidson may have appropriated it, but it wouldn't have been anywhere
 near as funny.
 
 "Okay, sheriff, we're gonna fuck you now. But we're gonna fuck you
 reealll slloowww."
 
 Dave...
 
 [1] If anyone doesn't know this classic routine, the seven words are
 "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits". Things
 have obviously changed in the intervening years.

This routine (although it's television, not radio - you may be
confusing this with "I bet you they won't play this song on the radio"
from the Monty Python Contractual Obligation album) is on Class
Clown.  About a year later, carlin did a piece called "Filthy Words"
on Occupation:Foole, which added "fart, turd and twat" to the list.
The later act is, IMO, actually funnier.

dha, who can probably still recite all the carlin albums up through On
The Road verbatim...

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Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote:

 I thought he was supposed to b*gger off (along with Paul
 Daniels and Andrew Lloyd Webber) when Labour won the last election ;)

hah .. chance would be a fine thing! ..

my fave Paul Daniels moment was when his bint (forgotten her name.. leggy
thing about 30 years younger than him..) was being interviewed on some
daytime TV show and was asked ...

"so .. what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels ?"

she didn't seem best pleased  :o)
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Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross

On Thu, Dec 21, 2000 at 02:07:03AM +, Robin Szemeti ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 
wrote:
 On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote:
 
  I thought he was supposed to b*gger off (along with Paul
  Daniels and Andrew Lloyd Webber) when Labour won the last election ;)
 
 hah .. chance would be a fine thing! ..
 
 my fave Paul Daniels moment was when his bint (forgotten her name.. leggy
 thing about 30 years younger than him..) was being interviewed on some
 daytime TV show and was asked ...
 
 "so .. what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels ?"
 
 she didn't seem best pleased  :o)

This was a most excellent TV moment.

It's Debbie McGee being interviewed by Mrs Merton (Caroline Aherne).

Dave...

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Re: Donation..

2000-12-18 Thread Piers Cawley

"Leo Lapworth" [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Ok, ok, *stop twisting my arm Greg!* yes we did 
 get Aaron from the perl list.
 
 So I've wangled the authorisation for $500 as 
 a donation to YAS.
 
 Leon asked me to 'trust' him and give him the money,
 so if it doesn't get there you know who to lynch.
 
 Just as a reminder, still looking for Senior Perl Guys 
 to join Leon and the rest of our team, and I get to
 donate $1000 if they come from the list *nudge* *nudge*.

Hmm... you interested in contractors?

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Re: Donation..

2000-12-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Leon Brocard ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 Piers Cawley sent the following bits through the ether:
 
   Just as a reminder, still looking for Senior Perl Guys 
   to join Leon and the rest of our team, and I get to
   donate $1000 if they come from the list *nudge* *nudge*.
  
  Hmm... you interested in contractors?
 
 The answer is NO, is many many ways. We here at Emap Online all have
 lots of free time now. Dim sum today anyone?
 

err i could do this

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Re: Donation..

2000-12-18 Thread Leon Brocard

Greg McCarroll sent the following bits through the ether:

  New World?

 very good idea - what is the name of the street that it is off
 the one with the cinema on it

New World, China Town, 12.30. See you there!

Leon
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RE: Re: Donation..

2000-12-18 Thread Dave Cross


From: Piers Cawley [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: 12/18/00 9:40:40 AM

"Leo Lapworth" [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Ok, ok, *stop twisting my arm Greg!* yes we did 
 get Aaron from the perl list.
 
 So I've wangled the authorisation for $500 as 
 a donation to YAS.
 
 Leon asked me to 'trust' him and give him the money,
 so if it doesn't get there you know who to lynch.
 
 Just as a reminder, still looking for Senior Perl Guys 
 to join Leon and the rest of our team, and I get to
 donate $1000 if they come from the list *nudge* *nudge*.

 Hmm... you interested in contractors?

At the last minute, Piers wins the award for the most badly timed
post on london.pm this year.

Second place (by a narrow margin) was Leo's post which Piers
was replying to.

Dave...

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Re: Donation..

2000-12-18 Thread David Hodgkinson

"David H. Adler" [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Sorry.  Can't make it.  :-(

we didn't miss you

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