[NetBehaviour] Some riddles I can't answer
Some riddles I can't answer http://www.alansondheim.org/flats5.jpg What has three legs and gets migraines? What do terminal velocity and Grand Central have in common? What is orange, lives in caves, and carries firewood to town? What lives to deny, and denies to live? http://www.alansondheim.org/flats4.jpg Conversely, what dies to agree, and agrees to deny? What is the turmoil of Rhodes? What famous javelin player is named Wendy? What has one body, two legs, three arms, and four fingers? Who lives on the ridge-pole of Salisbury Cathedral? http://www.alansondheim.org/flats3.jpg What borrows a tree to return a golden quest? Who or what are the Catherine Strings and from where? Why is "Don't be a stranger" stranger then a stranger? Where do the Forlorn reside in the Manor of Athelbury? Why does a riddle have one leg, a conundrum two, a query three, and a question four? What is the song that the Princeworms sing? If you breathe through a rock, where does the air go? Do staring starlings starring star? What has downcast eyes and flies by fits and starts? What goes back in the west and forward due north? What is a word for cowardice, rosehips, and a cough? http://www.alansondheim.org/flats2.jpg Who died before she was born and lived before she died? "It's curtains" refers to how many curtains? Who is more curious, the miser or the bride? What is the difference between a clock and a pump-organ? What is the thing of which the play is? What did Excaliber say to the stone? What is the difference between a woman with a garden-rake and a man with a trowel? What is the difference between moving off and moving on? What did the bartender say to the horsefly? What is the difference between a salad fork and days? What did the Argonaut say to the chitarrone? If life has meaning, does meaning have life? How many entomologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many centipedes make a millipede? What mates tame steam, teams, and meats? http://www.alansondheim.org/flats1.jpg What is gray, made of lead, and flies? Does a waterfall fall? If a story stems from a flower, do the roots stalk the leaves? A catcher, a pitcher, and a ball walk into a bar. What did the horsefly say to the bartender? What has one leg, claws on two, knees on three, and hair? If life is meaningless, is grue the color of the present king of France? What is it that one can't do alone, two can't do by the sea, three can't do in the pasture, and four can't do at night? ___ NetBehaviour mailing list NetBehaviour@netbehaviour.org http://www.netbehaviour.org/mailman/listinfo/netbehaviour
Re: [NetBehaviour] Move a text, break up the house
On 18/Oct/16 09:19, Maria Farràs wrote: AVÍS DE CONFIDENCIALITAT. Aquest missatge conté informació confidencial sotmesa a secret professional. Si no en sou el destinatari no esteu autoritzat a llegir-ne, copiar-ne o difondre'n el contingut. Si heu rebut el correu per error, us preguem que el destruïu i que ens ho comuniqueu immediatament. Gràcies per la vostra col·laboració. No l'imprimiu si no és necessari. AVISO DE CONFIDENCIALIDAD. Este mensaje contiene información confidencial sometida a secreto profesional. Si usted no es e l destinatario de este mensaje no está autorizado a leer, copiar o difundir su contenido. En caso de error, rogamos lo destruya y nos lo comunique inmediatamente. Gracias por su colaboración. No lo imprima si no es necesario. CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE This message contains confidential information subject to professional secrecy. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are not authorised to read, copy, or disseminate its contents. In this case, we kindly ask you to destroy this email and inform us immediately. Do not print this message if it is not strictly necessary. UH, shall I blow this up w/ some pbx? I promise I won't tell anyone that I saw this email, I promise, really... jh -- ++ Dr. John Hopkins, BSc, MFA, PhD levitating on bentonite twitter: @neoscenes http://tech-no-mad.net/blog/ ++ ___ NetBehaviour mailing list NetBehaviour@netbehaviour.org http://www.netbehaviour.org/mailman/listinfo/netbehaviour
[NetBehaviour] dictionary
dictionary http://www.alansondheim.org/dict.png 1. dictionary = dictionary = = = - = - a = a absolute = absolute aim = aim an = an and = and any = any application = application beyond = beyond confluence = confluence construct = construct degree = degree demonstrating = demonstrating dictionary = dictionary doubt = doubt each = each equivalent = equivalent exactitude = exactitude fecundity = fecundity functional = functional fundamental = fundamental i = i in = in is = is it = it itself = itself meaning = meaning of = of only = only practical = practical preserved = preserved reasonable = reasonable result = result say = say simultaneously = simultaneously space = space such = such that = that the = the therefore = therefore this = this to = to tolerance = tolerance which = which within = within word = word 2. application = application the = the only = only reasonable = reasonable and = and absolute = absolute dictionary = dictionary is = is the = the dictionary = dictionary of = of the = the absolute = absolute - = - that = that is = is to = to say = say a = a dictionary = dictionary of = of absolute = absolute exactitude = exactitude in = in which = which each = each word = word is = is equivalent = equivalent to = to itself = itself and = and therefore = therefore the = the fecundity = fecundity of = of meaning = meaning is = is preserved = preserved i = i aim = aim to = to construct = construct such = such a = a dictionary = dictionary within = within this = this space = space of = of confluence = confluence and = and therefore = therefore demonstrating = demonstrating beyond = beyond a = a reasonable = reasonable doubt = doubt that = that it = it is = is simultaneously = simultaneously functional = functional and = and practical = practical within = within any = any degree = degree of = of tolerance = tolerance this = this is = is an = an absolute = absolute and = and fundamental = fundamental result = result */this is based on the premise that if one translates from language A to B, one tries to find the most appropriate word in B to match A. so, for an english- to-english dictionary, the most appropriate word is the word itself. this functions both as tautology and reaffirmation./* = = = ___ NetBehaviour mailing list NetBehaviour@netbehaviour.org http://www.netbehaviour.org/mailman/listinfo/netbehaviour
[NetBehaviour] Move a text, break up the house
Dear all, Today i write you to send you a text on Kenneth Goldsmith, related to his presence at The influencers Festival: Move a text, break up the House Does it still make sense to invoke literary originality in the internet era? Kenneth Goldsmith spoke about this at the Festival Internacional du Livre de Arte et du Film de Perpignan (FILAF) this summer. Alicia Kopf tells us about it in his article on appropriationism, intertextual dialogue and literary practice from a curatorial point of view in which there is room for textual emancipation and shared inspiration. Her account ends with an excerpt from an unpublished poem by Goldsmith. This week, Kenneth Goldsmith will be at the CCCB as a guest of The Influencers festival. URL: http://blogs.cccb.org/lab/en/article_desplacar-un-text-rebentar-la-casa/ Festival program: http://www.cccb.org/en/activitats/fitxa/the-influencers-2016/224706 We hope you like it, Thank you very much! Maria Farràs CCCB Lab 933 064 100 @cccblab / Blog del CCCB LAB Montalegre, 5. 08001 Barcelona T 933 064 100 / http://www.cccb.org AVÍS DE CONFIDENCIALITAT. Aquest missatge conté informació confidencial sotmesa a secret professional. Si no en sou el destinatari no esteu autoritzat a llegir-ne, copiar-ne o difondre'n el contingut. Si heu rebut el correu per error, us preguem que el destruïu i que ens ho comuniqueu immediatament. Gràcies per la vostra col·laboració. No l'imprimiu si no és necessari. AVISO DE CONFIDENCIALIDAD. Este mensaje contiene información confidencial sometida a secreto profesional. Si usted no es e l destinatario de este mensaje no está autorizado a leer, copiar o difundir su contenido. En caso de error, rogamos lo destruya y nos lo comunique inmediatamente. Gracias por su colaboración. No lo imprima si no es necesario. CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE This message contains confidential information subject to professional secrecy. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are not authorised to read, copy, or disseminate its contents. In this case, we kindly ask you to destroy this email and inform us immediately. Do not print this message if it is not strictly necessary. ___ NetBehaviour mailing list NetBehaviour@netbehaviour.org http://www.netbehaviour.org/mailman/listinfo/netbehaviour
