Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread mark worrall
If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.auwrote: Very good this one !! You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Marcus Chantry
LOL. How true is that!! From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mark worrall Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 9:33 AM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread mark worrall
If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.comwrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
I think my one was better. I used the analogy of taking money to to the bank for safekeeping as being akin to passing back to the keeper. On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry marcus.chan...@macquarie.com wrote: No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to the

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Rog Reet
Mrs McCarthy would be standing by drooling as Mrs Keogh, with nobody near her, missed the purse by a mile. From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Steven Millward Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 1:59 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves]

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Jeremy Tonks
I thought Mrs Jarvis would be belting the corner flag with her handbag? _ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Rog Reet Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 3:17 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Rog Reet
Could any of you Mrs Strauss fans tell us about her attempts to grab the purse? From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Jeremy Tonks Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 4:06 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the