RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-29 Thread Sinardy Xing
PROTECTED]Sent: 29 August 2003 01:30To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke Ivaguely remember hearing : * right handed people use left side of brain *that left handed people use right side of brain Correct??? I think right or left just

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-29 Thread Sinardy Xing
Why don't youget an upgrade to Brain 2003, they have promotion this weekfree goodie bags for first 30 patients. -Original Message-From: A Joshi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: 29 August 2003 06:35To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Sinardy Xing
Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain -

RE: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Stephane Faroult
My own theory is that either male or female don't use their brain much. In fact it's pretty equivalent to the load of a Java-free machine. And perhaps it is just as well as it is. - --- Original Message --- - From: Sinardy Xing [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list

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2003-08-28 Thread Farnsworth, Dave
As Robert stirs the pot. ;o) -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:59 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists than men, but that men are much better

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2003-08-28 Thread Rachel Carmichael
sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember faces but not names, see details AND the big picture so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not hardly) or the theory needs some modification --- Sinardy Xing [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, This

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Thater, William
Rachel Carmichael scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon: sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember faces but not names, see details AND the big picture so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not hardly) or the theory needs some

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Orr, Steve
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking it to the off topic list. -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well...

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread A Joshi
Ivaguely remember hearing : * right handed people use left side of brain *that left handed people use right side of brain Correct??? I think right or left just use it. I mean use something. "Orr, Steve" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind?

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2003-08-28 Thread DENNIS WILLIAMS
Hey, I got a couple emails saying I'm sending the worm to people I never heard of. Does that make me as famous as Jared?? I guess not. Dennis Williams DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA Lifetouch, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 8:50 AM To: Multiple

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Pardee, Roy E
That's true--each hemisphere of the brain handles I/O for the opposite side of the body. If I remember my neuropsych classes correctly, even the optic nerves from each eye cross over... Roy Pardee Programmer/Analyst/DBA SWFPAC Lockheed Martin IT Extension 8487 -Original Message- Sent:

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread A Joshi
sorry -- I do not read novels, do not respond visually to things, do not do math, do not rememberfaces, do not see detailsAND do not seethe big picture i do eat and sleepa lot. so either I am more lowly evolvedor i need a refundor brain transform from those with more of it (someone out there has

Re: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Tim Gorman
Guy? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday,

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2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
And his keyboard is taken away from him/her publicly. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 1:09 AM I sure hope so. Then he/she should be publicly tarred Feathered. Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA

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2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday,

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2003-08-27 Thread Rachel Carmichael
c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their

RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Goulet, Dick
Steve, Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of idiots, I'd much prefer them to be publicly hanged, drawn quartered. Webcasting it would be very appriopriate too. Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday,

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2003-08-27 Thread Nuno Souto
- Original Message - Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of idiots, I'd much prefer them to be publicly hanged, drawn quartered. Webcasting it would be very appriopriate too. Agreed. Difficulty is in finding them. BTW, if any1 saw Wayne Bastow's message

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2003-08-27 Thread Jack van Zanen
But the webcast will probably draw a rather large audience and cause the entire internet to come to a standstill! Ah well for a good cause I can handle that. :-) Jack -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 3:50 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Steve,

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2003-08-27 Thread Goulet, Dick
And it would be for a limited duration vs. the weeks these damned worms tie things up. Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 10:19 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L But the webcast will probably draw a rather

RE: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Freeman Robert - IL
Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be

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2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM

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2003-08-27 Thread Niall Litchfield
Rachel opined c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) I think the word you are looking for is True not sexist. Still on the plus side I now have 1 days overtime clocked up in 2 days elapsed time dealing with a .ing worm that some

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2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
Still on the plus side I now have 1 days overtime clocked up in 2 days elapsed time dealing with a .ing worm that some .ing user decided to introduce to our systems at 4:35 am on a Sunday morning. This Have you read this about Ohio nuclear plant and Slammer worm?

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-26 Thread bulbultyagi
respond to ORACLE-L To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: Subject:Hey Jared Jared, Did you send the list/me some mail with Your Details as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-26 Thread Sinardy Xing
I think you can use your mail filter, If Jared have this virus, soon you will see the entire Oracle-l will send this virus to each other. -Original Message- Sent: 26 August 2003 01:40 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L It is a virus, dump it. VIRUS ALERT: New E-mail Worm A

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-26 Thread Nuno Souto
Darn bleeding users Cheers Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - Windows would be a wonderful OS, if people would just quit installing applications. Solitaire runs. ;) -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Nuno Souto INET:

Hey Jared!!

2003-08-26 Thread Goulet, Dick
For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick Goulet

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2003-08-26 Thread Tanel Poder
I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe

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2003-08-26 Thread Mladen Gogala
He's with Saddam, Mullah Omar and UBL. -- Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA -Original Message- Tanel Poder Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 4:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To:

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2003-08-26 Thread Orr, Steve
You're MUCH too merciful! We should start by infecting him or her with worms and viruses of the biologic type. :-) -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 4:09 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L I sure hope so. Then he/she should be publicly tarred Feathered.

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2003-08-26 Thread Goulet, Dick
I sure hope so. Then he/she should be publicly tarred Feathered. Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 4:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel.

Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Dilip Patel
Jared, Did you send the list/me some mail with Your Details as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to make sure before i open it. Thanks. From: Jared Still [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list

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2003-08-25 Thread KENNETH JANUSZ
It is a virus, dump it. VIRUS ALERT: New E-mail Worm A new e-mail mass mailer worm ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) has been detected on our computer network and may pose a significant security threat. If you have received an e-mail with the characteristics listed below, DO NOT open any attachments;

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Mercadante, Thomas F
I got the same mail, but did not open it. I trust you, Jared, but the mail looks wyyy to suspicious. It got the old Permanent Delete treatment. Tom Mercadante Oracle Certified Professional -Original Message- Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:15 PM To: Multiple recipients of

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2003-08-25 Thread Joe Testa
Jared's sending viruses, nahnahnahnah(ok i know it spoofed but thought i'd make fun of him anyways, besides i've been getting bounce messages from email addys that dont exist on viruses i've sent and i dont run windows, so I KNOW those are spoofed). joe Dilip Patel wrote: Jared, Did you

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2003-08-25 Thread Jamadagni, Rajendra
Title: RE: Hey Jared This has happened to me ... too, listguru received an email that I didn't send. Raj Rajendra dot Jamadagni at nospamespn dot com All Views expressed in this email are strictly personal

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2003-08-25 Thread Robson, Peter
ITS THE WORM !!! DON'T OPEN IT ! -Original Message- Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 6:15 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Jared, Did you send the list/me some mail with Your Details as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus,

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2003-08-25 Thread Stefick Ronald S Contr ESC/HRIDD
Title: RE: Hey Jared The Mezcal Worm -Original Message- From: Robson, Peter [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:10 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: Hey Jared ITS THE WORM !!! DON'T OPEN IT ! -Original Message

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2003-08-25 Thread Jared . Still
To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: Subject:Hey Jared Jared, Did you send the list/me some mail with Your Details as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to make sure before i open it. Thanks. From

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2003-08-25 Thread Jared . Still
Well 'tthpt' to you to. ;) Joe Testa [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 08/25/2003 10:45 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: Subject:Re: Hey Jared Jared's sending viruses

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2003-08-25 Thread Arup Nanda
Now that's one place M$ is way ahead of Oracle, with easy do-it-yourself "become any user" privilege! - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:55 PM Subject: Re: Hey Jared W

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2003-08-25 Thread Ruth Gramolini
That could be considered a security hole, not a feature! Ruth -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Arup NandaSent: Monday, August 25, 2003 3:30 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: Re: Hey Jared Now that's one

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2003-08-25 Thread Mladen Gogala
PROTECTED] cc: Subject:Hey Jared Jared, Did you send the list/me some mail with Your Details as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to make sure before i open it. Thanks. From: Jared Still [EMAIL PROTECTED

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2003-08-25 Thread Anderson, Brian
. ;) -Original Message- From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 4:39 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: Hey Jared Security hole with M$? That would definitely the 1st one! I mean, it's not like the security holes are regular thing