Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-24 Thread Nuno Souto
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 Hyderabad.
 USS Enterprise will have to be renamed to USS Utar Pradesh, with captain
 Sanjay
 and Mr. Spock at the helm. I can definitely see a value there.
 

'sOK.  But I swear the first time I see anyone suggesting we outsource
driving taxis or milking cows to Mars via Internet, I'll spew!...

Cheers
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Robson, Peter
Dale Carnegie ? ! My - that dates you! (Unless it has recently been
reprinted - after 50 years!)

peter
edinburgh


 -Original Message-
 From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 5:55 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to 
 Chris Lawson's
 book,
 an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and 
 Science of Tuning
 Oracle 
 reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. 
 Basically, we should
 give up
 our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the 
 HR/finance drones
 and get
 rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA 
 
 
 
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
  Behalf Of Orr, Steve
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 12:35 PM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  
  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
  
  -Original Message-
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  
  
  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark 
  and we frequently get burnt by fire. 
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA 
  
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  On Behalf 
   Of KENNETH JANUSZ
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: Re: Offshore protests
   
   
   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
 Teamsters, Steel 
   Workers, AFSME?
   
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
   
   - Original Message -
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
   
   
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
  sure that all 
heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners, 
  demanding better 
pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
 Purvis and 
exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
 Of DENNIS WILLIAMS
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Offshore protests


 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
 protesting.
 
   
  http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.j 
 html?articleID=15000146


 Dennis Williams
 DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Mladen Gogala
My age is the answer to the question of life, universe and everything.
Unfortunately, I'm no longer in my twenties.
On 2003.09.23 05:13, Robson, Peter wrote:
Dale Carnegie ? ! My - that dates you! (Unless it has recently been
reprinted - after 50 years!)
peter
edinburgh
 -Original Message-
 From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 5:55 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests


 No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to
 Chris Lawson's
 book,
 an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and
 Science of Tuning
 Oracle
 reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators.
 Basically, we should
 give up
 our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the
 HR/finance drones
 and get
 rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.

 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA



  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
  Behalf Of Orr, Steve
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 12:35 PM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
 
  -Original Message-
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark
  and we frequently get burnt by fire.
 
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
 
 
 
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  On Behalf
   Of KENNETH JANUSZ
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: Re: Offshore protests
  
  
   The labor unions would definitely be interested.
 Teamsters, Steel
   Workers, AFSME?
  
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
  
   - Original Message -
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
  
  
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
  sure that all
heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners,
  demanding better
pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry
 Purvis and
exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
 Of DENNIS WILLIAMS
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Offshore protests


 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
 protesting.

  
  http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.j
 html?articleID=15000146


 Dennis Williams
 DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
 Lifetouch, Inc.
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Robson, Peter
Hee hee hee! 

Then make the most of that erudite reply - you only have one year to indulge
it!


ps - just bought the CDs

 -Original Message-
 From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 1:15 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: Offshore protests
 
 
 My age is the answer to the question of life, universe and everything.
 Unfortunately, I'm no longer in my twenties.
 
 On 2003.09.23 05:13, Robson, Peter wrote:
  Dale Carnegie ? ! My - that dates you! (Unless it has 
 recently been
  reprinted - after 50 years!)
  
  peter
  edinburgh
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 5:55 PM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  
   No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to
   Chris Lawson's
   book,
   an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and
   Science of Tuning
   Oracle
   reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators.
   Basically, we should
   give up
   our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the
   HR/finance drones
   and get
   rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.
  
   --
   Mladen Gogala
   Oracle DBA
  
  
  
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Orr, Steve
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 12:35 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: Offshore protests
   
   
But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
   
-Original Message-
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   
   
Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark
and we frequently get burnt by fire.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf
 Of KENNETH JANUSZ
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: Offshore protests


 The labor unions would definitely be interested.
   Teamsters, Steel
 Workers, AFSME?

 Ken Janusz, CPIM

 - Original Message -
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM


  We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
sure that all
  heads
 on
  the Capitol Hill
  would turn when both members show up with banners,
demanding better
  pay
 for
  starved database
  administrators. What do you think, should we 
 mandate 9i OCP for
  joining
 the
  union? If we were
  in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
 White Heart pub
  (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry
   Purvis and
  exchange the union stories.
 
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
 
 
 
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
   Of DENNIS WILLIAMS
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: Offshore protests
  
  
   Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
   protesting.
  

http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.j
   html?articleID=15000146
  
  
   Dennis Williams
   DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
   Lifetouch, Inc.
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Daniel Fink
I realize that it may be terrifying, but there is a great deal of value in becoming 
indistinguishable. How many accounting/hr/finance jobs are going overseas? None that I 
have heard of. There are a ton of managers I wish we could offshore (but only about 1 
mile off shore...). Bear with me for a moment, as I see the issue of 'self tuning' 
databases and the 'death' of the dba as all of the same larger issue. Consider Cary's 
quote Work first to reduce the biggest response time component of a business' most 
important user action. To optimize we must understand the business and the user, not 
just look at raw statistics from
Enterprise Manager. This requires constant interaction with all levels of business, 
knowledge of the application architecture and awareness of the business goals. None of 
these can be done by a canned application nor isolated geek. If you solve problems and 
make yourself valuable to the business, you are in a better position to stay when 
others are let go. I'm not advocating any of the sneaky, unethical, self-promoting 
activities that some of our most despised coworkers are good at, but it is important 
to manage your own personal, technical and business reputations in a favorable light.

Before I step down from my soapbox, I'd like to address the issue of 'idle' events. In 
my opinion, there are no 'idle' events. Each event can have meaning within the context 
of the system. I have seen SQL*Net messages indicate a chatty java program and poor 
file configuration. I have also seen cases where these messages consumed hours of 
time, but were safe to ignore. The only way you can understand when to discount these 
events is to have a solid understanding of the application/process. Which is something 
those canned apps can't do. The only way to understand properly is communication.

ducking for cover...
Dan

Mladen Gogala wrote:

 No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to Chris Lawson's
 book,
 an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and Science of Tuning
 Oracle
 reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. Basically, we should
 give up
 our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the HR/finance drones
 and get
 rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.

 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread DENNIS WILLIAMS
Peter
   If you feel the being an experienced Oracle DBA will continue to be as
scarce a commodity as it was during the dot-com boom, then read no further.
If however, you feel that in the future you may no longer rely on being
treated like royalty, then I would argue that Dale has some very relevant
points for the DBA that wants to increase interpersonal skills. And I have
surveyed many of the self-help books being published and haven't found
anyone that says it better. The only problem, as you say with the 50+ years
since he wrote, many of his examples are dated. 

Dennis Williams
DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
Lifetouch, Inc.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] 


-Original Message-
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 4:14 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Dale Carnegie ? ! My - that dates you! (Unless it has recently been
reprinted - after 50 years!)

peter
edinburgh


 -Original Message-
 From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 5:55 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to 
 Chris Lawson's
 book,
 an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and 
 Science of Tuning
 Oracle 
 reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. 
 Basically, we should
 give up
 our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the 
 HR/finance drones
 and get
 rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA 
 
 
 
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
  Behalf Of Orr, Steve
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 12:35 PM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  
  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
  
  -Original Message-
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  
  
  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark 
  and we frequently get burnt by fire. 
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA 
  
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  On Behalf 
   Of KENNETH JANUSZ
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: Re: Offshore protests
   
   
   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
 Teamsters, Steel 
   Workers, AFSME?
   
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
   
   - Original Message -
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
   
   
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
  sure that all 
heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners, 
  demanding better 
pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
 Purvis and 
exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
 Of DENNIS WILLIAMS
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Offshore protests


 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
 protesting.
 
   
  http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.j 
 html?articleID=15000146


 Dennis Williams
 DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
 Lifetouch, Inc.
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Odland, Brad
DBA Interpersonal skills

Before Dale Carnegie:

What the HELL do you want NOW!!
SHUTUP!! Get OUT and don't come back until you do what I told you to last
time!
Stop wasting my TIME with your sh*tty code!

After Dale Carnegie:

Hi! Brad OdlandDamn glad to see you!
hand thrusting out, smiling

Is that your query? Say, you look terrific is that a new suit?

Please take my chair. No no no it is perfectly finecan I get you a
coffee? Soda?

How are the wife and kids? Greeeat...yehhh.

Tell them I said hi and it was nice to see them at the company picnic.


:::GAK!...I just gagged thinking about this::



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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Peter
   If you feel the being an experienced Oracle DBA will continue to be as
scarce a commodity as it was during the dot-com boom, then read no further.
If however, you feel that in the future you may no longer rely on being
treated like royalty, then I would argue that Dale has some very relevant
points for the DBA that wants to increase interpersonal skills. And I have
surveyed many of the self-help books being published and haven't found
anyone that says it better. The only problem, as you say with the 50+ years
since he wrote, many of his examples are dated. 

Dennis Williams
DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
Lifetouch, Inc.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] 


-Original Message-
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 4:14 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Dale Carnegie ? ! My - that dates you! (Unless it has recently been
reprinted - after 50 years!)

peter
edinburgh


 -Original Message-
 From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 5:55 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to 
 Chris Lawson's
 book,
 an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and 
 Science of Tuning
 Oracle 
 reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. 
 Basically, we should
 give up
 our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the 
 HR/finance drones
 and get
 rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA 
 
 
 
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
  Behalf Of Orr, Steve
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 12:35 PM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  
  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
  
  -Original Message-
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  
  
  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark 
  and we frequently get burnt by fire. 
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA 
  
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  On Behalf 
   Of KENNETH JANUSZ
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: Re: Offshore protests
   
   
   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
 Teamsters, Steel 
   Workers, AFSME?
   
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
   
   - Original Message -
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
   
   
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
  sure that all 
heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners, 
  demanding better 
pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
 Purvis and 
exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
 -Original Message-
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 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Offshore protests


 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
 protesting.
 
   
  http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.j 
 html?articleID=15000146


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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Robson, Peter
Hmmm, odd reply, Dennis.

I think you may just have inserted a perjorative complexion into the reading
of my email, which was most certainly not there! Or perhaps you were
confusing my reply with those from others on this thread? The 'winning of
friends and influencing people' as stated by DC is as relevant today as it
was when first published, if a bit corny. It was, after all, written for a
very different world than our own. 

So you are, after all, absolutely correct in your analysis. (ps - that is a
little practical Dale Carnegie for you to enjoy!) 

peter
edinburgh

 -Original Message-
 From: DENNIS WILLIAMS [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 4:20 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 Peter
If you feel the being an experienced Oracle DBA will 
 continue to be as
 scarce a commodity as it was during the dot-com boom, then 
 read no further.
 If however, you feel that in the future you may no longer 
 rely on being
 treated like royalty, then I would argue that Dale has some 
 very relevant
 points for the DBA that wants to increase interpersonal 
 skills. And I have
 surveyed many of the self-help books being published and haven't found
 anyone that says it better. The only problem, as you say with 
 the 50+ years
 since he wrote, many of his examples are dated. 
 
 Dennis Williams
 DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
 Lifetouch, Inc.
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 4:14 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
 Dale Carnegie ? ! My - that dates you! (Unless it has recently been
 reprinted - after 50 years!)
 
 peter
 edinburgh
 
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 5:55 PM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  
  No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to 
  Chris Lawson's
  book,
  an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and 
  Science of Tuning
  Oracle 
  reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. 
  Basically, we should
  give up
  our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the 
  HR/finance drones
  and get
  rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA 
  
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
   Behalf Of Orr, Steve
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 12:35 PM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: RE: Offshore protests
   
   
   But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
   Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
   
   -Original Message-
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   
   
   Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark 
   and we frequently get burnt by fire. 
   
   --
   Mladen Gogala
   Oracle DBA 
   
   
   
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
   On Behalf 
Of KENNETH JANUSZ
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: Re: Offshore protests


The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
  Teamsters, Steel 
Workers, AFSME?

Ken Janusz, CPIM

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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM


 We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
   sure that all 
 heads
on
 the Capitol Hill
 would turn when both members show up with banners, 
   demanding better 
 pay
for
 starved database
 administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 
 9i OCP for 
 joining
the
 union? If we were
 in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
White Heart pub
 (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
  Purvis and 
 exchange the union stories.

 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA



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  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
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  Subject: Offshore protests
 
 
  Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
  protesting.
  

   http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.j 
  html?articleID=15000146
 
 
  Dennis Williams
  DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
  Lifetouch, Inc.
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RE: Offshore protests + Idle events (to keep it On-track!)

2003-09-23 Thread John Kanagaraj
Dan,

You said that very well (as usual). The problem is that Management doesn't
usually see the downside of their downsizing actions until the stuff hits
the fan. And Larry's statements about self-tuning databases are not helping
as well - they help apply pressure on a dwindling market, whether real or
apparent. The ability to communicate complex problems in simple, everyday
language will _always_ stand you in good stead - whether to the business, to
management or your fellow workers. I recently replied patiently without
sarcasm to a question on an internal Java user group about why compiling
procedures/packages when users are online is a bad idea - I could have been
rude and told the largerly development audience off. The VP of Development
was on that list (I didn't know about this) and wrote me a nice
complimentary note. I hope to stand well when there is a shake-up later on
:)

On Idle events - I had a situation previously when I was remotely diagnosing
a performance issue and noticed a large number of PQ related idle events.
Turns out that the DBA had switched on PQ to make the queries 'run faster' -
the two CPU server was just choked to death after this. These 'idle' events
from a Statspack report helped me solve the issue (turn off PQ on all tables
- it was an OLTP system).

John Kanagaraj
DB Soft Inc
Phone: 408-970-7002 (W)

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From: Daniel Fink [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 8:05 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: Re: Offshore protests


I realize that it may be terrifying, but there is a great deal 
of value in becoming indistinguishable. How many 
accounting/hr/finance jobs are going overseas? None that I 
have heard of. There are a ton of managers I wish we could 
offshore (but only about 1 mile off shore...). Bear with me 
for a moment, as I see the issue of 'self tuning' databases 
and the 'death' of the dba as all of the same larger issue. 
Consider Cary's quote Work first to reduce the biggest 
response time component of a business' most important user 
action. To optimize we must understand the business and the 
user, not just look at raw statistics from
Enterprise Manager. This requires constant interaction with 
all levels of business, knowledge of the application 
architecture and awareness of the business goals. None of 
these can be done by a canned application nor isolated geek. 
If you solve problems and make yourself valuable to the 
business, you are in a better position to stay when others are 
let go. I'm not advocating any of the sneaky, unethical, 
self-promoting activities that some of our most despised 
coworkers are good at, but it is important to manage your own 
personal, technical and business reputations in a favorable light.

Before I step down from my soapbox, I'd like to address the 
issue of 'idle' events. In my opinion, there are no 'idle' 
events. Each event can have meaning within the context of the 
system. I have seen SQL*Net messages indicate a chatty java 
program and poor file configuration. I have also seen cases 
where these messages consumed hours of time, but were safe to 
ignore. The only way you can understand when to discount these 
events is to have a solid understanding of the 
application/process. Which is something those canned apps 
can't do. The only way to understand properly is communication.

ducking for cover...
Dan

Mladen Gogala wrote:

 No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to 
Chris Lawson's
 book,
 an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and 
Science of Tuning
 Oracle
 reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. 
Basically, we should
 give up
 our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the 
HR/finance drones
 and get
 rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.

 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA

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RE: Offshore protests + Idle events (to keep it On-track!)

2003-09-23 Thread Kirtikumar Deshpande
If I install statspack, I always 'fix' the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table, and also change the 
varibale
top_n_events to 10 (from 5) in spreport.sql. Statspack is a very generic tool. One 
must 'tune' it
to reflect ones environment...  

:) 

- Kirti 

--- John Kanagaraj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Dan,
 
 You said that very well (as usual). The problem is that Management doesn't
 usually see the downside of their downsizing actions until the stuff hits
 the fan. And Larry's statements about self-tuning databases are not helping
 as well - they help apply pressure on a dwindling market, whether real or
 apparent. The ability to communicate complex problems in simple, everyday
 language will _always_ stand you in good stead - whether to the business, to
 management or your fellow workers. I recently replied patiently without
 sarcasm to a question on an internal Java user group about why compiling
 procedures/packages when users are online is a bad idea - I could have been
 rude and told the largerly development audience off. The VP of Development
 was on that list (I didn't know about this) and wrote me a nice
 complimentary note. I hope to stand well when there is a shake-up later on
 :)
 
 On Idle events - I had a situation previously when I was remotely diagnosing
 a performance issue and noticed a large number of PQ related idle events.
 Turns out that the DBA had switched on PQ to make the queries 'run faster' -
 the two CPU server was just choked to death after this. These 'idle' events
 from a Statspack report helped me solve the issue (turn off PQ on all tables
 - it was an OLTP system).
 
 John Kanagaraj
 DB Soft Inc
 Phone: 408-970-7002 (W)
 
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RE: Offshore protests + Idle events (to keep it On-track!)

2003-09-23 Thread Stephane Paquette
Can you elaborate on fixing the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table.

Thanks


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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


If I install statspack, I always 'fix' the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table, and also
change the varibale
top_n_events to 10 (from 5) in spreport.sql. Statspack is a very generic
tool. One must 'tune' it
to reflect ones environment...

:)

- Kirti

--- John Kanagaraj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Dan,

 You said that very well (as usual). The problem is that Management doesn't
 usually see the downside of their downsizing actions until the stuff hits
 the fan. And Larry's statements about self-tuning databases are not
helping
 as well - they help apply pressure on a dwindling market, whether real or
 apparent. The ability to communicate complex problems in simple, everyday
 language will _always_ stand you in good stead - whether to the business,
to
 management or your fellow workers. I recently replied patiently without
 sarcasm to a question on an internal Java user group about why compiling
 procedures/packages when users are online is a bad idea - I could have
been
 rude and told the largerly development audience off. The VP of Development
 was on that list (I didn't know about this) and wrote me a nice
 complimentary note. I hope to stand well when there is a shake-up later on
 :)

 On Idle events - I had a situation previously when I was remotely
diagnosing
 a performance issue and noticed a large number of PQ related idle
events.
 Turns out that the DBA had switched on PQ to make the queries 'run
faster' -
 the two CPU server was just choked to death after this. These 'idle'
events
 from a Statspack report helped me solve the issue (turn off PQ on all
tables
 - it was an OLTP system).

 John Kanagaraj
 DB Soft Inc
 Phone: 408-970-7002 (W)

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 http://www.klove.com

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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Mladen Gogala
Well, if we continue the trend, now allow me a little bit of SF here, then
we
will become a nation of indistinguishable bean counters while going to the
moon
and breaking the barriers in physics will be subcontracted to Bangalore and
Hyderabad.
USS Enterprise will have to be renamed to USS Utar Pradesh, with captain
Sanjay
and Mr. Spock at the helm. I can definitely see a value there.

--
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Oracle DBA 



 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
 Behalf Of Daniel Fink
 Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 11:05 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: Offshore protests
 
 
 I realize that it may be terrifying, but there is a great 
 deal of value in becoming indistinguishable. How many 
 accounting/hr/finance jobs are going overseas? None that I 
 have heard of. There are a ton of managers I wish we could 
 offshore (but only about 1 mile off shore...). Bear with me 
 for a moment, as I see the issue of 'self tuning' databases 
 and the 'death' of the dba as all of the same larger issue. 
 Consider Cary's quote Work first to reduce the biggest 
 response time component of a business' most important user 
 action. To optimize we must understand the business and the 
 user, not just look at raw statistics from Enterprise 
 Manager. This requires constant interaction with all levels 
 of business, knowledge of the application architecture and 
 awareness of the business goals. None of these can be done by 
 a canned application nor isolated geek. If you solve problems 
 and make yourself valuable to the business, you are in a 
 better position to stay when others are let go. I'm not 
 advocating any of the sneaky, unethical, self-promoting 
 activities that some of our most despised coworkers are good 
 at, but it is important to manage your own personal, 
 technical and business reputations in a favorable light.
 
 Before I step down from my soapbox, I'd like to address the 
 issue of 'idle' events. In my opinion, there are no 'idle' 
 events. Each event can have meaning within the context of the 
 system. I have seen SQL*Net messages indicate a chatty java 
 program and poor file configuration. I have also seen cases 
 where these messages consumed hours of time, but were safe to 
 ignore. The only way you can understand when to discount 
 these events is to have a solid understanding of the 
 application/process. Which is something those canned apps 
 can't do. The only way to understand properly is communication.
 
 ducking for cover...
 Dan
 
 Mladen Gogala wrote:
 
  No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to Chris 
  Lawson's book, an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris 
 Lawsons' Art 
  and Science of Tuning Oracle
  reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. 
 Basically, we should
  give up
  our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the 
 HR/finance drones
  and get
  rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.
 
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
 




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RE: Offshore protests + Idle events (to keep it On-track!)

2003-09-23 Thread Kirtikumar Deshpande
I remove from this table the events deemed not idle for the database and Application 
supported by
it. SQL*Net message related events can be important in client/server type 
environments. 

HTH,

- Kirti 

--- Stephane Paquette [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Can you elaborate on fixing the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table.
 
 Thanks
 
 
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 Database Administrator
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 -Original Message-
 Kirtikumar Deshpande
 Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:15 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
 If I install statspack, I always 'fix' the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table, and also
 change the varibale
 top_n_events to 10 (from 5) in spreport.sql. Statspack is a very generic
 tool. One must 'tune' it
 to reflect ones environment...
 
 :)
 
 - Kirti
 
 --- John Kanagaraj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Dan,
 
  You said that very well (as usual). The problem is that Management doesn't
  usually see the downside of their downsizing actions until the stuff hits
  the fan. And Larry's statements about self-tuning databases are not
 helping
  as well - they help apply pressure on a dwindling market, whether real or
  apparent. The ability to communicate complex problems in simple, everyday
  language will _always_ stand you in good stead - whether to the business,
 to
  management or your fellow workers. I recently replied patiently without
  sarcasm to a question on an internal Java user group about why compiling
  procedures/packages when users are online is a bad idea - I could have
 been
  rude and told the largerly development audience off. The VP of Development
  was on that list (I didn't know about this) and wrote me a nice
  complimentary note. I hope to stand well when there is a shake-up later on
  :)
 
  On Idle events - I had a situation previously when I was remotely
 diagnosing
  a performance issue and noticed a large number of PQ related idle
 events.
  Turns out that the DBA had switched on PQ to make the queries 'run
 faster' -
  the two CPU server was just choked to death after this. These 'idle'
 events
  from a Statspack report helped me solve the issue (turn off PQ on all
 tables
  - it was an OLTP system).
 
  John Kanagaraj
  DB Soft Inc
  Phone: 408-970-7002 (W)
 
  Listen to great, commercial-free christian music 24x7x365 at
  http://www.klove.com
 
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RE: Offshore protests + Idle events (to keep it On-track!)

2003-09-23 Thread Stephane Paquette
thanks

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Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:45 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


I remove from this table the events deemed not idle for the database and
Application supported by
it. SQL*Net message related events can be important in client/server type
environments.

HTH,

- Kirti

--- Stephane Paquette [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Can you elaborate on fixing the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table.

 Thanks


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 If I install statspack, I always 'fix' the STATS$IDLE_EVENT table, and
also
 change the varibale
 top_n_events to 10 (from 5) in spreport.sql. Statspack is a very generic
 tool. One must 'tune' it
 to reflect ones environment...

 :)

 - Kirti

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  Dan,
 
  You said that very well (as usual). The problem is that Management
doesn't
  usually see the downside of their downsizing actions until the stuff
hits
  the fan. And Larry's statements about self-tuning databases are not
 helping
  as well - they help apply pressure on a dwindling market, whether real
or
  apparent. The ability to communicate complex problems in simple,
everyday
  language will _always_ stand you in good stead - whether to the
business,
 to
  management or your fellow workers. I recently replied patiently without
  sarcasm to a question on an internal Java user group about why compiling
  procedures/packages when users are online is a bad idea - I could have
 been
  rude and told the largerly development audience off. The VP of
Development
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  complimentary note. I hope to stand well when there is a shake-up later
on
  :)
 
  On Idle events - I had a situation previously when I was remotely
 diagnosing
  a performance issue and noticed a large number of PQ related idle
 events.
  Turns out that the DBA had switched on PQ to make the queries 'run
 faster' -
  the two CPU server was just choked to death after this. These 'idle'
 events
  from a Statspack report helped me solve the issue (turn off PQ on all
 tables
  - it was an OLTP system).
 
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-23 Thread Daniel Fink
I can see it now.
2103 - Can you believe it! They just outsourced my job to a martian!
2203 - Can you believe it! They just outsourced my job to some guy from Alpha 
Centauri
2303 - Can you believe it! They just outsourced my job to a being from a parallel 
dimension!
2403 - Can you believe it! They just outsourced my job to myself right after I 
graduated from college 25 years ago!

Mladen Gogala wrote:

 Well, if we continue the trend, now allow me a little bit of SF here, then
 we
 will become a nation of indistinguishable bean counters while going to the
 moon
 and breaking the barriers in physics will be subcontracted to Bangalore and
 Hyderabad.
 USS Enterprise will have to be renamed to USS Utar Pradesh, with captain
 Sanjay
 and Mr. Spock at the helm. I can definitely see a value there.

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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Mladen Gogala
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that all heads on
the Capitol Hill 
would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding better pay for
starved database 
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for joining the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the White Heart pub (or
is it the Sphere?).
We might even encounter Harry Purvis and exchange the union stories.

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 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread KENNETH JANUSZ
The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters, Steel Workers,
AFSME?

Ken Janusz, CPIM

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 We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that all heads
on
 the Capitol Hill
 would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding better pay
for
 starved database
 administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for joining
the
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 is it the Sphere?).
 We might even encounter Harry Purvis and exchange the union stories.

 --
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Mladen Gogala
Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
frequently
get burnt by fire. 

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 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
 
 
  We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that all 
  heads
 on
  the Capitol Hill
  would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding better 
  pay
 for
  starved database
  administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
  joining
 the
  union? If we were
  in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the 
 White Heart pub 
  (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and 
  exchange the union stories.
 
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
 
 
 
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Orr, Steve
But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)

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Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
frequently get burnt by fire. 

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  We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that all
  heads
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  the Capitol Hill
  would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding better
  pay
 for
  starved database
  administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
  joining
 the
  union? If we were
  in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
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  exchange the union stories.
 
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
 
 
 
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread KENNETH JANUSZ
You'll have to check with Tony Soprano.


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 But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
 Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
 
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 Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
 frequently get burnt by fire. 
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
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  The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters,
  Steel Workers, AFSME?
  
  Ken Janusz, CPIM
  
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  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
  
  
   We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that all
   heads
  on
   the Capitol Hill
   would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding better
   pay
  for
   starved database
   administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
   joining
  the
   union? If we were
   in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
  White Heart pub
   (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and
   exchange the union stories.
  
   --
   Mladen Gogala
   Oracle DBA
  
  
  
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  http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
   
   
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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Mladen Gogala
No problem with beating people up. Violence is, contrary to Chris Lawson's
book,
an integral part of DBA job. BTW, Chris Lawsons' Art and Science of Tuning
Oracle 
reads like Dale Carnegie for database administrators. Basically, we should
give up
our cynical attitude, become indistinguishable from the HR/finance drones
and get
rid of our geekish culture. Really terrifying stuff.

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 But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
 Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
 
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 Mladen Gogala
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  The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters, Steel 
  Workers, AFSME?
  
  Ken Janusz, CPIM
  
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  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
  
  
   We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
 sure that all 
   heads
  on
   the Capitol Hill
   would turn when both members show up with banners, 
 demanding better 
   pay
  for
   starved database
   administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
   joining
  the
   union? If we were
   in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
  White Heart pub
   (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and 
   exchange the union stories.
  
   --
   Mladen Gogala
   Oracle DBA
  
  
  
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Re: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread rgaffuri
dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it and because they are 
'independent businesses' its not a union its a trust. they did it to fight high 
mal-practice suits. 


 
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 But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
 Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
 
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 Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
 frequently get burnt by fire. 
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
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  The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters,
  Steel Workers, AFSME?
  
  Ken Janusz, CPIM
  
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   We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that all
   heads
  on
   the Capitol Hill
   would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding better
   pay
  for
   starved database
   administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
   joining
  the
   union? If we were
   in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
  White Heart pub
   (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and
   exchange the union stories.
  
   --
   Mladen Gogala
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  http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
   
   
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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Weaver, Walt
Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?

I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go on strike,
and we did.

22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be going back to
work any day now. Then I can quit this temporary IT career I've been
working at for 22 years now.

Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.

--Walt

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 dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it 
 and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union 
 its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits. 
 
 
  
  From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
  
  -Original Message-
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  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
  frequently get burnt by fire. 
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA 
  
  
  
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   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters,
   Steel Workers, AFSME?
   
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
   
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We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
 sure that all
heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners, 
 demanding better
pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and
exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
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 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
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 http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146


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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Mladen Gogala
A trust? That is only marginally better then the axis of evil. Do we
risk getting bombed if we establish a trust? 

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 dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it 
 and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union 
 its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits. 
 
 
  
  From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
  
  -Original Message-
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  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  
  
  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we 
  frequently get burnt by fire.
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
  
  
  
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   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
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   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
 Teamsters, Steel 
   Workers, AFSME?
   
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
   
   - Original Message -
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
   
   
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm sure that 
all heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners, demanding 
better pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
 Purvis and 
exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
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 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
 protesting.
 
   
 http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=1500014
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Joe Testa
Yea they do, i was forced to be part of a union when employed by the 
State of OH EPA.  There were your typical state employees(lazy and not 
doing much, didnt want to learn anything new, etc) and us DBAs working 
like nuts and capped on what we could make(back in those days, '94-96, 
it was like 55K and we had to pay union dues).

Damn dumbest thing i've ever seen, union white-collar workers.

joe

Weaver, Walt wrote:

Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?

I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go on strike,
and we did.
22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be going back to
work any day now. Then I can quit this temporary IT career I've been
working at for 22 years now.
Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.

--Walt

 

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dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it 
and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union 
its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits. 

   

From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Offshore protests
But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join... 
Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)

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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
frequently get burnt by fire. 

--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA 



 

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The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters,
Steel Workers, AFSME?
Ken Janusz, CPIM

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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
   

We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm 
 

sure that all
   

heads
 

on
   

the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners, 
 

demanding better
   

pay
 

for
   

starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
joining
 

the
   

union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
 

White Heart pub
   

(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and
exchange the union stories.
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA


 

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Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of 
   

protesting.
   

http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
   

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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Mladen Gogala
Jimmy Hoffa would probably agree with you, once they pull him out
from beneath Meadowlands.

--
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 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 1:35 PM
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 Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?
 
 I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go 
 on strike, and we did.
 
 22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be 
 going back to work any day now. Then I can quit this 
 temporary IT career I've been working at for 22 years now.
 
 Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.
 
 --Walt
 
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  dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it
  and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union 
  its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits. 
  
  
   
   From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Subject: RE: Offshore protests
   
   But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
   Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
   
   -Original Message-
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   
   
   Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in 
 dark and we 
   frequently get burnt by fire.
   
   --
   Mladen Gogala
   Oracle DBA
   
   
   
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Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
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The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
 Teamsters, Steel 
Workers, AFSME?

Ken Janusz, CPIM

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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM


 We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
  sure that all
 heads
on
 the Capitol Hill
 would turn when both members show up with banners,
  demanding better
 pay
for
 starved database
 administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 
 9i OCP for 
 joining
the
 union? If we were
 in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
White Heart pub
 (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
 Purvis and 
 exchange the union stories.

 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA



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  Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
  protesting.
  

  
 http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
 
 
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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Thater, William
Mladen Gogala  scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:

 A trust? That is only marginally better then the axis of evil. Do we
 risk getting bombed if we establish a trust?

maybe, but remember some of us can bomb back.;-)

--
Bill Shrek Thater ORACLE DBA  
I'm going to work my ticket if I can... -- Gilwell song
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A knowledge of the existence of something we cannot penetrate, of the
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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Brian Dunbar
Weaver, Walt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] on Monday, September 22, 2003
12:35 PM said;


 I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go on strike,
 and we did.

 22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be going back to
 work any day now. Then I can quit this temporary IT career I've been
 working at for 22 years now.

 Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.

There is a downside to unions.  I read an article (Atlantic maybe) that
reported in some cases it was more profitable for the union membership to go
on strike and shut down the business - senior members got unemployment,
benefits from the state for being on strike, early retirement and etc.
Younger members lost their job.

On the upside, there is no doubt in my mind that any benefits you have at
your current job are the result of Unions and related groups agitating for
better working conditions lo' these many years ago.

On the gripping hand, the Federal Employees Union and Coffee Break society
(FDIC Branch) created some of the worst working conditions I've seen - for
the non-Union (contract) labor working alongside them.  Can't spend funds to
buy a guy lunch in recognition of his long service (five years!) because
he's non-union.  Contract employees have to have their office window closd
off with a partition wall because the Rules state contractors don't _get_
windows.  Etc.

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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Joe Testa
under the goalpost right?

joe

Mladen Gogala wrote:

Jimmy Hoffa would probably agree with you, once they pull him out
from beneath Meadowlands.
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Subject: RE: RE: Offshore protests

Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?

I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go 
on strike, and we did.

22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be 
going back to work any day now. Then I can quit this 
temporary IT career I've been working at for 22 years now.

Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.

--Walt

   

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dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it
and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union 
its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits. 

 

From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Offshore protests
But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
-Original Message-
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in 
   

dark and we 
   

frequently get burnt by fire.

--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA


   

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The labor unions would definitely be interested.  
 

Teamsters, Steel 
   

Workers, AFSME?

Ken Janusz, CPIM

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[EMAIL PROTECTED]
   

Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM

 

We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
   

sure that all
 

heads
   

on
 

the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners,
   

demanding better
 

pay
   

for
 

starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 
   

9i OCP for 
   

joining
   

the
 

union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   

White Heart pub
 

(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry 
   

Purvis and 
   

exchange the union stories.

--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA


   

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Subject: Offshore protests
Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
 

protesting.
 

http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
   

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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Kip . Bryant
While I wouldn't say I was anti-union, when I worked unionized jobs
(construction, teaching, civil service) a long time ago -- it was like working
for two bosses.  If you disagreed with the union you had no recourse and were
likely to experience problems if you did.  And you really don't want to live
through a strike.  

kip

|Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?

|I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go on strike,
|and we did.

|22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be going back to
|work any day now. Then I can quit this temporary IT career I've been
|working at for 22 years now.

|Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.

|--Walt

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| From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:15 AM
| To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
| Subject: Re: RE: Offshore protests
|
|
| dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it
| and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union
| its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits.
|
|
| 
|  From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|  Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
|  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
| 
|  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
|  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
| 
|  -Original Message-
|  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
|  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
| 
| 
|  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we
|  frequently get burnt by fire.
| 
|  --
|  Mladen Gogala
|  Oracle DBA
| 
| 
| 
|   -Original Message-
|   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
|   Behalf Of KENNETH JANUSZ
|   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
|   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|   Subject: Re: Offshore protests
|  
|  
|   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters,
|   Steel Workers, AFSME?
|  
|   Ken Janusz, CPIM
|  
|   - Original Message -
|   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
|  
|  
|We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
| sure that all
|heads
|   on
|the Capitol Hill
|would turn when both members show up with banners,
| demanding better
|pay
|   for
|starved database
|administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for
|joining
|   the
|union? If we were
|in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
|   White Heart pub
|(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and
|exchange the union stories.
|   
|--
|Mladen Gogala
|Oracle DBA
|   
|   
|   
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|   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
| Of DENNIS WILLIAMS
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|
|
| Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
| protesting.
|
|  
| http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
|
|
| Dennis Williams
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| Lifetouch, Inc.
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Re: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Ed Lewis
Yes. he was under the visitors
goalpost, but I heard he didn't like it
and moved to the home team's goalpost.

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 under the goalpost right?

 joe


 Mladen Gogala wrote:

 Jimmy Hoffa would probably agree with you, once they pull him out
 from beneath Meadowlands.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA
 
 
 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
 Behalf Of Weaver, Walt
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 1:35 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?
 
 I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go
 on strike, and we did.
 
 22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be
 going back to work any day now. Then I can quit this
 temporary IT career I've been working at for 22 years now.
 
 Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.
 
 --Walt
 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:15 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it
 and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union
 its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits.
 
 
 
 
 From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
 Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
 
 -Original Message-
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
 Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in
 
 
 dark and we
 
 
 frequently get burnt by fire.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA
 
 
 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
 Behalf Of KENNETH JANUSZ
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: Offshore protests
 
 
 The labor unions would definitely be interested.
 
 
 Teamsters, Steel
 
 
 Workers, AFSME?
 
 Ken Janusz, CPIM
 
 - Original Message -
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
 
 
 
 
 We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
 
 
 sure that all
 
 
 heads
 
 
 on
 
 
 the Capitol Hill
 would turn when both members show up with banners,
 
 
 demanding better
 
 
 pay
 
 
 for
 
 
 starved database
 administrators. What do you think, should we mandate
 
 
 9i OCP for
 
 
 joining
 
 
 the
 
 
 union? If we were
 in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
 
 
 White Heart pub
 
 
 (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry
 
 
 Purvis and
 
 
 exchange the union stories.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA
 
 
 
 
 
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 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
 
 
 Of DENNIS WILLIAMS
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Offshore protests
 
 
 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
 
 
 protesting.
 
 
 http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146
 
 
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 DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
 Lifetouch, Inc.
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RE: RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Cunningham, Gerald
I think Walt beat Kramer's record on Seinfeld (remember the episode
where Kramer was on strike at the bagel shop?) 
 
I like to contribute to the list where I can... You're welcome.


-Original Message-
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 1:35 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?

I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go on strike,
and we did.

22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be going back to
work any day now. Then I can quit this temporary IT career I've been
working at for 22 years now.

Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was joining a union.

--Walt

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:15 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it
 and because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union 
 its a trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits. 
 
 
  
  From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Offshore protests
  
  But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
  Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
  
  -Original Message-
  Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
  
  
  Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in dark and we 
  frequently get burnt by fire.
  
  --
  Mladen Gogala
  Oracle DBA
  
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
   Behalf Of KENNETH JANUSZ
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   Subject: Re: Offshore protests
   
   
   The labor unions would definitely be interested.  Teamsters, Steel

   Workers, AFSME?
   
   Ken Janusz, CPIM
   
   - Original Message -
   To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
   
   
We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
 sure that all
heads
   on
the Capitol Hill
would turn when both members show up with banners,
 demanding better
pay
   for
starved database
administrators. What do you think, should we mandate 9i OCP for 
joining
   the
union? If we were
in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
   White Heart pub
(or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry Purvis and

exchange the union stories.
   
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
   
   
   
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   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
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 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:45 AM
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 Subject: Offshore protests


 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
 protesting.
 
   
 http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15000146


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RE: Offshore protests

2003-09-22 Thread Mladen Gogala
Pssst, it's supposed to be a secret. Don't reveal it to anyone who is not on
the internet.

--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA 



 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
 Behalf Of Joe Testa
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 2:15 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: Offshore protests
 
 
 under the goalpost right?
 
 joe
 
 
 Mladen Gogala wrote:
 
 Jimmy Hoffa would probably agree with you, once they pull 
 him out from 
 beneath Meadowlands.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA
 
 
 
   
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
 Behalf Of Weaver, Walt
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 1:35 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: RE: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 Have any DBA's ever been sued for malpractice?
 
 I used to belong to a union. One day the union told us to go
 on strike, and we did.
 
 22 years later, we're still on strike. I'm sure we'll be
 going back to work any day now. Then I can quit this 
 temporary IT career I've been working at for 22 years now.
 
 Unions suck, IMHO. Worst career move I ever made was 
 joining a union.
 
 --Walt
 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:15 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: RE: Offshore protests
 
 
 dba union could be considered a trust. doctors tried doing it and 
 because they are 'independent businesses' its not a union its a 
 trust. they did it to fight high mal-practice suits.
 
 
   
 
 From: Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: 2003/09/22 Mon PM 12:34:40 EDT
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: Offshore protests
 
 But do we have to beat up people who refuse to join...
 Or make an offer they can't refuse.  ;-)
 
 -Original Message-
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:00 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
 Definitely steel workers. We are being left to sweat in
 
 
 dark and we
 
 
 frequently get burnt by fire.
 
 --
 Mladen Gogala
 Oracle DBA
 
 
 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
 Behalf Of KENNETH JANUSZ
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 11:30 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject: Re: Offshore protests
 
 
 The labor unions would definitely be interested.
   
 
 Teamsters, Steel
 
 
 Workers, AFSME?
 
 Ken Janusz, CPIM
 
 - Original Message -
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
   
 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 
 Sent: Monday, September 22, 2003 10:09 AM
 
 
   
 
 We could make a splash by organizing a DBA union. I'm
 
 
 sure that all
   
 
 heads
 
 
 on
   
 
 the Capitol Hill
 would turn when both members show up with banners,
 
 
 demanding better
   
 
 pay
 
 
 for
   
 
 starved database
 administrators. What do you think, should we mandate
 
 
 9i OCP for
 
 
 joining
 
 
 the
   
 
 union? If we were
 in London, we could have a permanent beer table at the
 
 
 White Heart pub
   
 
 (or is it the Sphere?). We might even encounter Harry
 
 
 Purvis and
 
 
 exchange the union stories.
 
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 Oracle DBA
 
 
 
 
 
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 Subject: Offshore protests
 
 
 Looks as if tech workers are learning the basics of
   
 
 protesting.
   
 
 http://informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID
 =15000146
 
 
 Dennis Williams
 DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
 Lifetouch, Inc.
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