Tim,
while we are 'cool'ing off ... you forgot ... Denver is a 'cool' place ...does it pay
'cool' salaries?
Kewl
Raj
Rajendra dot Jamadagni at nospamespn dot com
All Views expressed in this email are strictly
I had one like that:
I created a database under our 7.1.6, because We need an Oracle database for
development. When? Yesterday!
I gave them usernames and passwords and made sure that TNSNAMES was configured.
In monitoring a few weeks later, I noticed no activity, so I asked them, That
database
Yeah, but what's your BCHR ??? :)
Brian
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Flack
Sent: Thursday, January 08, 2004 7:34 AM
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I had one like that:
I created a database under our 7.1.6, because We need an Oracle database
for development. When? Yesterday!
I gave them
Title: RE: DBA tasks
Should create them a write only database based on the dev null technology. That patented technology was introduced to me by a DBA I worked with once. Apparently, response time on this write only database is amazing... lightning fast!
April Wells
Oracle DBA/Oracle Apps
That was funny.
Thanks, I needed that.
: )
Another funny thread might be silly instance names people use for
development databases, but then oops! The database is now production.
Patrice
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I had
Title: RE: DBA tasks
deja vu..
story of our lives around here.
greg
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Sent: Thursday, January 08, 2004 11:10 AM
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That was funny.
Thanks, I
To be facetious... They don't install any software?
Does that fall under fire fighting?
: )
Patrice
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Hmmvery interesting read. Pointed out some areas I need to work on but
I also forwarded
Patrice --
Come on! If you don't install any software, you don't have to fight all
those fires. Oh, and if you have no activity on the database, that sucker
just flies. Combine the two, and you don't have to work 45 hours a week.
HTH,
Bambi.
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Sent: Wednesday,
James Koopmann is presenting two sessions at the Rocky Mtn Oracle Users
Group (RMOUG) Training Days on 11-12 Feb in Denver.
Sorry for the plug, but it's a cool article, he's giving two cool
presentations (see http://www.rmoug.org), and he's a cool person! Oh yeah,
it'll be a cool conference too!
--- Tim Gorman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
James Koopmann is presenting two sessions at the
Rocky Mtn Oracle Users
Group (RMOUG) Training Days on 11-12 Feb in
Denver.
Sorry for the plug, but it's a cool article, he's
giving two cool
presentations (see http://www.rmoug.org), and he's a
cool
What does a DBA do?
What should a DBA do?
Interesting short list, or maybe not so short.
http://dbasupport.com/oracle/ora9i/resolutions.shtml
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At 01:38 PM 8/20/2001, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
ahem... get the girl
lol
well, now,
Sorry, but that made me think of a funny site. I found this a while back,
it's pretty funny reading.
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ensign-stormtrooper.shtml
It's the red shirt dudes from star trek that always die when they go down to
a planet vs the storm troopers who couldn't hit the
:
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om
We find the treasure, kill the bad guys, save the world and get the
girl.
I think that about covers it :0)
g
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Hi...
I'am searching for a oracle dba task guide. A doc that especifi all
Title: RE: DBA tasks
And we do it in 30 minutes and still have time
for commercials
Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like
trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
- Larry Wall (creator of Perl)
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Title: OT: DBA tasks
Ahem... the female DBA's save the database, save the world, flatten the evil people with her well-tuned martial arts skills, swims in icy cold water without showing one goose pimple on her Barbie-proportioned body, impresses the Diet Coke guy, and then tells him thanks
At 01:38 PM 8/20/2001, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
ahem... get the girl
lol
well, now, they didn't define get now did they?;-)
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From: Rachel Carmichael [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2001 1:39 PM
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ahem... get the girl
lol
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Please see
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks
Nope, not yet. When (and if) that happens, the advertising companies and networks are going to scream bloody murder.
However, you can turn on a program, wait 10 minutes, and then watch the entire thing fast-forwarding thru all commercials. Super slick. by far
ubject: RE: DBA tasks
And we do it in 30 minutes and still have
timefor
commercials
Matt Adams - GE Appliances -
[EMAIL PROTECTED]Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to
death with a loaded Uzi.
- Larry Wall (creator of Perl)
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20, 2001 11:59 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject:RE: DBA tasks
And we do it in 30 minutes and still have time
for commercials
Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like
trying to club
Yeah, but she'd still be pretty
hot?
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August 20, 2001 2:22 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list
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Barbie proportioned body, thats just
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks
While
that's a great feature. I like the ability of Tivo to pick up shows that
you like, based on your own tastes that it "learns". Almost on a weekly
basis it captures some movie that I have never seen or saw many years ago.
And then I will watch it
you go girl! :)
do I have to have Barbie-blond hair though? I'm thinking a nice, brilliant
red myself
From: Koivu, Lisa [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 09:38:58 -0800
Ahem
? I'm thinking a nice, brilliant
red myself
From: Koivu, Lisa [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 09:38:58 -0800
Ahem... the female DBA's save the database, save the world, flatten
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks
What
has the recording time on Tivo gotten up to and does it work on all satelite
systems ?? I have Dish and I know there is a package for Direct
TV and Tivo ... but not sure if Dish is supported.
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[mailto
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks
I'm only blonde on football game days, when I put on my blonde stripper wig and braid it :) A nice Nicole Kidman red would be a wise choice.
I'm brunette and proud of it! Just anything but blonde. HA
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From: Rachel Carmichael [SMTP:[EMAIL
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks..turning into Tivo.
Zapped card that allows you to get EVERY channel, and the adapter that stops DirecTV from zapping your card to nothing (in other words, they caught you). Then you have to get another card from DirecTV or buy it from someone.
I'm kinda glad we
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks..turning into Tivo.
What do you mean? AFAIK it will record ~30+ hours of programming. Is that what you're asking? I'm not sure about Dish.
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rats! you figured out my secret :)
From: Mercadante, Thomas F [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 11:22:05 -0800
didn't Barbies slutty friend have that bright red hair?
I
Grandpa was a redhead... I was born brunette but when I get in the sun it
goes red... so I sometimes help it along G
From: Koivu, Lisa [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 11
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks
As for
the recording time, its 30 hours. There's another model that does 60
hours.
The 30
hour model gives you about 18 hours worth of decent recording quality. So
it truly not 30 hours, unless you only record cartoons or something like
that. Regardless, I can
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks
Nothing for DISH. Probably never will be. Direct TV and Tivo
probably have an exclusive greement.
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PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE
Title: RE: OT: DBA tasks..turning into Tivo.
Lisa,
There
are options within Tivo so that you can tell it which channels you dont
get. Also, it needs to know if your using Basic, or Extended Basic, what
pay channels, etc.
Yes,
it tries to record stuff that you like. Like I selected Tennis
]
Subject: RE: OT: DBA tasks
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 11:32:49 -0800
I'm only blonde on football game days, when I put on my blonde stripper
wig
and braid it :) A nice Nicole Kidman red would be a wise choice.
I'm brunette and proud of it! Just anything but blonde. HA
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Hi...
I'am searching for a oracle dba task guide. A doc that especifi all the task
of a oracle dba.
javs
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its called the administrators guide, and the concept guide, and backup
recovery guide, and tuning guide and pl/sql ref manual
joe
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Hi...I'am searching for a oracle dba task guide. A
doc that especifi all the taskof a oracle dba.javs--
Please
Oracle DBA 101 from Oracle Press. By some author(s) that often pop up
here on list. Can't imagine who that could be. Check
http://www.amazon.com.
If you search the net, you should also turn up some documents to
download.
Scott Shafer
San Antonio, TX
Jairo Villalobos wrote:
Hi...
I'am
Oracle DBA Checklists Pocket Reference from O'Reilly.
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Date: 8/17/2001 11:22 AM
its called the administrators guide, and the concept guide, and backup recovery
guide, and tuning guide and pl/sql ref
#15(or is it #115?) under the research papers at orapub might be helpful,
Jairo.
http://www.orapub.com/cgi/genesis.cgi
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Hi...
I'am searching for a oracle dba task guide. A doc that
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