Re: [PHP] OT Re: [PHP] javascript in head or in body ?

[Daniel Brown]

On 8/12/07, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 For example, if your wife says (and you're not listening as usual)
 Do these pants make my butt look big? Neither answer is going to
 help much. But, if said separately, you at least have a chance of
 surviving the ordeal.

And I'll also point out that they will work in either order in
most cases - including the one Tedd gave as an example.  To
demonstrate:

Do these pants make my butt look big?
Yes, dear.
WHAT?!?
I'm sorry!

- or -

Do this pants make my butt look big?
I'm sorry yes, dear.

However, note that it is NEVER alright to say one of the following:
No, your fat ass makes it look big.
No, but that second piece of cheesecake did.
Hell yeah!
How the hell did you pull those up?
I didn't want to say anything, but that's why I always want to be on top.

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[PHP] OT Re: [PHP] javascript in head or in body ?

[tedd]

At 10:21 PM +0930 8/12/07, David Robley wrote:

tedd wrote:

 

 At this rate, by the time I reach the end of my life, I'll know only
 two sentences, namely I'm sorry and Yes, Dear.


Seems to me you could rather easily condense that to just one sentence with
the same degree of functionality. :-)



Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. You must keep them in two 
separate sentences.


For example, if your wife says (and you're not listening as usual) 
Do these pants make my butt look big? Neither answer is going to 
help much. But, if said separately, you at least have a chance of 
surviving the ordeal.


Cheers,

tedd


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