RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
[snip] Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the punchline ;) [/snip] RTFM at http://www.php.net/itsajoke or STFW at http://www.google.com/search?hl=enie=UTF-8oe=UTF-8q=PHP+jokes (which, BTW has a link to PHP + XML as its first linkFreud?) It's just too bad that the subject wasn't HELP ME! :-) Thanks for the smile! Jay -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this bug in PHP5? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Step Schwarz: I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this bug in PHP5? LOL! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the application... That way our bosses won't need us... ;P On Fri, 2003-07-25 at 15:08, Comex wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Step Schwarz: I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this bug in PHP5? LOL! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
[snip] Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the application... That way our bosses won't need us... [/snip] Do not forget the automated file-upload of the files that I haven't created yet, this feature needs a single function call...place_on_any_server($thought) Thx! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
and much needed function debug_and_test_all_my_code(); Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the application... That way our bosses won't need us... [/snip] Do not forget the automated file-upload of the files that I haven't created yet, this feature needs a single function call...place_on_any_server($thought) Thx! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Dont tell you boss about those new intelligent features of PHP ;-) LOL. Petre Agenbag wrote: Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the application... That way our bosses won't need us... ;P On Fri, 2003-07-25 at 15:08, Comex wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Step Schwarz: I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this bug in PHP5? LOL! -- --- Davy Obdam Web application developer Networking4all email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] internet: http://www.networking4all.com --- -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Robert Cummings [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message news:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the punchline ;) I guess I got burned on that. I honselty though I could save one soul after not helping out that beuford guy with the longest thread that I have seen I'm really getting annoyed with PHP. I guess this shows that I'm not over 35 though, since I am not that familiar with COBOL, and took what John said with a grain of salt. Anyways, it's good to see some light humour after see that extremely long eye sore of a thread. Have a good one. Bobby Cheers, Rob. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
And he signs IT Professional and he wants to go back to COBOL! LOL Cesar John Manko wrote: I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I [MORE STUFF DELETED] John Manko IT Professional -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Manoj Nahar: and much needed function debug_and_test_all_my_code(); Which is the most likely of all the functions here. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
John Manko mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] on Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:04 PM said: Sometimes I wonder how long this innovative technology will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed. Color me ignorant, but what the heck are you talking about? I'd really like to know it sounds interesting. Chris. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
From: Chris W. Parker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:07 PM To: John Manko; PHP General Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data! Color me ignorant... Isn't ignorant the color they dropped from the rainbow? Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, ignorant, violent? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 15:04, John Manko wrote: I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to tell me that it doesn't auto-populate my database information? Come on, people! Data entry is the thing of the past! Maybe I'll convert my codebase to COBOL or something. At least, it has proven experience with user data! Sometimes I wonder how long this innovative technology will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed. John Manko IT Professional I'm not sure what you mean that PHP should automatically know what goes into the database, but if you post a detailed description of the problem you're facing, chances are that someone (or several someones, more likely) will provide suggestion to help you out. Feel free to post details if you would like a hand with it. -- Torben Wilson [EMAIL PROTECTED]+1.604.709.0506 http://www.thebuttlesschaps.com http://www.inflatableeye.com http://www.hybrid17.com http://www.themainonmain.com - Boycott Starbucks! http://www.haidabuckscafe.com - -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Now this is funny. John, you've captured the irony of a number of recent posts. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad. That's a nice touch. Thanks for the levity. chris -Original Message- From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM To: PHP General Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data! I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to tell me that it doesn't auto-populate my database information? Come on, people! Data entry is the thing of the past! Maybe I'll convert my codebase to COBOL or something. At least, it has proven experience with user data! Sometimes I wonder how long this innovative technology will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed. John Manko IT Professional -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the punchline ;) Cheers, Rob. On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 18:17, Chris Hubbard wrote: Now this is funny. John, you've captured the irony of a number of recent posts. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad. That's a nice touch. Thanks for the levity. chris -Original Message- From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM To: PHP General Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data! I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to tell me that it doesn't auto-populate my database information? Come on, people! Data entry is the thing of the past! Maybe I'll convert my codebase to COBOL or something. At least, it has proven experience with user data! Sometimes I wonder how long this innovative technology will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed. John Manko IT Professional -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- .-. | Worlds of Carnage - http://www.wocmud.org | :-: | Come visit a world of myth and legend where | | fantastical creatures come to life and the | | stuff of nightmares grasp for your soul.| `-' -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
LOL :) - Now that's funny! Robert Cummings wrote: Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the punchline ;) Cheers, Rob. On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 18:17, Chris Hubbard wrote: Now this is funny. John, you've captured the irony of a number of recent posts. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad. That's a nice touch. Thanks for the levity. chris -Original Message- From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM To: PHP General Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data! I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to tell me that it doesn't auto-populate my database information? Come on, people! Data entry is the thing of the past! Maybe I'll convert my codebase to COBOL or something. At least, it has proven experience with user data! Sometimes I wonder how long this innovative technology will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed. John Manko IT Professional -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Hmm. You're right. Maybe something like the following would help:
?php
if ($_SESSION[irony])
{
$rs = enjoyJoke($_POST[msg])
}else{
$rs = fixProblem($_POST[msg])
}
echo h3. $rs ./h3;
?
-Original Message-
From: Robert Cummings [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:24 PM
To: Chris Hubbard
Cc: John Manko; PHP General
Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you
know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the
punchline ;)
Cheers,
Rob.
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 18:17, Chris Hubbard wrote:
Now this is funny. John, you've captured the irony of a number of recent
posts. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad.
That's a nice touch.
Thanks for the levity.
chris
-Original Message-
From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM
To: PHP General
Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I
spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to
tell me that it doesn't auto-populate my database information? Come on,
people! Data entry is the thing of the past! Maybe I'll convert my
codebase to COBOL or something. At least, it has proven experience with
user data! Sometimes I wonder how long this innovative technology
will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and
Java. Color me disappointed.
John Manko
IT Professional
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Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 15:24, John Manko wrote: LOL :) - Now that's funny! Robert Cummings wrote: Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the punchline ;) Cheers, Rob. Oh fer Pete's sake. lol--got me. The sad thing is that sometimes things get to a point on the list where this sort of thing would seem likely... -- Torben Wilson [EMAIL PROTECTED]+1.604.709.0506 http://www.thebuttlesschaps.com http://www.inflatableeye.com http://www.hybrid17.com http://www.themainonmain.com - Boycott Starbucks! http://www.haidabuckscafe.com - -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
