Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. -- /Daniel P. Brown Network Infrastructure Manager http://www.php.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Just do it follow your passion ! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
xucheng wrote: I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. Did you look at the source before you compiled it? Cheers -- David Robley Useless Invention: Open Toed Safety Shoes. Today is Setting Orange, the 9th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
LOL, That is too funny. I took the wording System Detonation literally. Did it take your server offline or did it just say that in CLI. Richard L. Buskirk -Original Message- From: xucheng [mailto:helloworldje...@gmail.com] Sent: Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:55 AM To: Daniel Brown Cc: PHP General Subject: Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness) I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. -- /Daniel P. Brown Network Infrastructure Manager http://www.php.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Just do it follow your passion ! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
NO, it did not take server offline and it did just say that in CLI . ... 2011/6/4 ad...@buskirkgraphics.com: LOL, That is too funny. I took the wording System Detonation literally. Did it take your server offline or did it just say that in CLI. Richard L. Buskirk -Original Message- From: xucheng [mailto:helloworldje...@gmail.com] Sent: Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:55 AM To: Daniel Brown Cc: PHP General Subject: Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness) I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. -- /Daniel P. Brown Network Infrastructure Manager http://www.php.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Just do it follow your passion ! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Just do it follow your passion ! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
i just follow instructions on brown's website and test it on CLI. and got the fatal error. 2011/6/4 David Robley robl...@aapt.net.au: xucheng wrote: I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. Did you look at the source before you compiled it? Cheers -- David Robley Useless Invention: Open Toed Safety Shoes. Today is Setting Orange, the 9th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Just do it follow your passion ! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
xucheng wrote: NO, it did not take server offline and it did just say that in CLI . ... 2011/6/4 ad...@buskirkgraphics.com: LOL, That is too funny. I took the wording System Detonation literally. Did it take your server offline or did it just say that in CLI. Richard L. Buskirk -Original Message- From: xucheng [mailto:helloworldje...@gmail.com] Sent: Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:55 AM To: Daniel Brown Cc: PHP General Subject: Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness) I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. Daniel, your work here is done :-) For the others, please just read the source of the extension - detonate.c is where you need to look. Rofl Cheers -- David Robley I won't stand for painting, said Tom uneasily. Today is Setting Orange, the 9th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
yeah, happy Friday. 2011/6/4 David Robley robl...@aapt.net.au: xucheng wrote: NO, it did not take server offline and it did just say that in CLI . ... 2011/6/4 ad...@buskirkgraphics.com: LOL, That is too funny. I took the wording System Detonation literally. Did it take your server offline or did it just say that in CLI. Richard L. Buskirk -Original Message- From: xucheng [mailto:helloworldje...@gmail.com] Sent: Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:55 AM To: Daniel Brown Cc: PHP General Subject: Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness) I create a script with : php -r ' detonate();' via the CLI , and get this : PHP Fatal error: This system will self-destruct in five four three two one [CONNECTION TO HOST INTERRUPTED] in Command line code on line 1 is this an expected result ? 2011/6/3 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. Daniel, your work here is done :-) For the others, please just read the source of the extension - detonate.c is where you need to look. Rofl Cheers -- David Robley I won't stand for painting, said Tom uneasily. Today is Setting Orange, the 9th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Just do it follow your passion ! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
On 03 Jun 2011 at 16:56, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). No Manfred Mann though. -- Cheers -- Tim -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 11:56 AM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. -- /Daniel P. Brown Network Infrastructure Manager http://www.php.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php Why do you insist on invading my privacy by making me use your url shortening service? :) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh That's all, folks. You've got wy too much free time dude! Tho I'd like to see a version that did the countdown with delayed echos :) -Stuart -- Stuart Dallas 3ft9 Ltd http://3ft9.com/
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 12:12, Eric Butera eric.but...@gmail.com wrote: Why do you insist on invading my privacy by making me use your url shortening service? :) Because I've always hated you and everything it is for which you stand. I tell you that on your voicemail in the middle of the night every night, you know that. Plus, the links are so long that they're broken by most email clients and archiving sites. And, should I choose to update a link at some point in the future, all I have to do is update it in the database, and the archives around the world won't suffer the great loss of information provided by one of the biggest idiots in the world (namely, Yours Truly, of course). Thanks for asking, Mr. Butera. I thought we'd lost you for good here. -- /Daniel P. Brown Network Infrastructure Manager http://www.php.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 11:56:21AM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a single function: detonate(). Third, you can read about it and download it here: http://links.parasane.net/29nh +1! Paul -- Paul M. Foster http://noferblatz.com http://quillandmouse.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
