Re: [RollTideFan] Croom becomes first black SEC coach

2003-12-01 Thread Pat Smoot
Ruck, I tend to agree on some points. I'm going to withhold my final judgment until I see what changes he makes on the coaching staff. I honestly believe that CMS has a brilliant football mind with the X's & O's, but does he have the people skills to motivate & the balls to make changes? I heard

Re: [RollTideFan] Croom becomes first black SEC coach

2003-12-02 Thread Pat Smoot
Well said, Jason. At the very least, I was hoping Kines would go. - Original Message - From: "Jason Houston" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, December 01, 2003 11:55 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan]

Re: [RollTideFan] (NON Bama) A First Hand Report

2003-12-07 Thread Pat Smoot
It's better than a draft dodger that didn't have a problem sending someone else's sons, daughters, wives, husbands, fathers & mothers off to get killed, but didn't have the damn guts to do anything like this himslef. - Original Message - From: "Jason Houston" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Ro

Re: [RollTideFan] (NON Bama) A First Hand Report

2003-12-07 Thread Pat Smoot
Jason, you're watching way too much CNN. - Original Message - From: "Jason Houston" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Re: [RollTideFan] Holy Chit! Part 2

2003-12-10 Thread Pat Smoot
A plane crashed about a mile from my house a couple of hours ago. - Original Message - From: "Mike Laborde" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 12:31 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Holy Chit! > Snow flurries in Trussville/Roebuck Plaz

[RollTideFan] Justin Smiley is gone

2003-12-15 Thread Pat Smoot
Cecil Hurt just reported it. Personally, I'm glad to see his fat mouthy ass gone & I hope that he gets cut. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list

[RollTideFan] For the baseball fans

2003-12-16 Thread Pat Smoot
UA's Mohr traded to Giants December 16, 2003 NEW ORLEANS | The San Francisco Giants acquired former University of Alabama outfielder Dustan Mohr from the Minnesota Twins on Monday for a player to be named. Mohr hit .250 with 10 homers, 36 RBIs and 50 runs for the AL Central champions last year

Re: [RollTideFan] Discover your special Christmas name (non)

2003-12-16 Thread Pat Smoot
Gorgeous Horny-Balls - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 1:35 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Discover your special Christmas name (non) > http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/features/christmas_2002/name_generator.shtml > > > Sne

Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Discover your special Christmas name (non)

2003-12-16 Thread Pat Smoot
[RollTideFan] Discover your special Christmas name (non) > BWAAHAHAHA!!! > > kurt > > > > > From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Date: 2003/12/16 Tue PM 02:46:43 EST > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List&

Re: [RollTideFan] Discover your special Christmas name (non)

2003-12-16 Thread Pat Smoot
as name (non) > Granite Shafty-Rod > > > - Original Message - > From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, December

[RollTideFan] Six former UA players will spend Christmas on the field

2003-12-22 Thread Pat Smoot
Six former UA players will spend Christmas on the field By Tommy Deas Sports Writer December 22, 2003 MONTGOMERY | Derrick Pope has been good this year, and he knows what he wants to find in his stocking on Christmas Day. "I don't even want a sack, just 10 tackles, maybe an interception and Mo

[RollTideFan] Deere Men

2003-12-23 Thread Pat Smoot
Prayer helps . . . Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man Love, To forgive him and Patience, For his moods; Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athle

Re: [RollTideFan] Two LSU players ineligible for Sugar Bowl

2003-12-23 Thread Pat Smoot
It's my fault. I'm the jinx. I'll be 0-4 after tonight & since of course I picked lsu, now they're being suspended as well. I should be tarred & feathered & forced to be a barner for BAMA to ever win again. - Original Message - From: "Steven Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideF

Re: [RollTideFan] Merry Christmas my RTF Plas!

2003-12-24 Thread Pat Smoot
Thanks, Krut & right back atcha ! - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 8:19 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Merry Christmas my RTF Plas! > > I wish you and yours much joy. > > kurt > > >

Re: [RollTideFan] Big Buck$$$$

2003-12-25 Thread Pat Smoot
You're right VO. Poor thangs. I've been up for hours & I'm still looking for that damn Sequoia I asked Santa for. - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, December 25, 2003 9:32 AM Subject: [RollTid

Re: [RollTideFan] Season's Greetings

2003-12-25 Thread Pat Smoot
Merry Christmas to you too, Ruck, and all our BAMA family. - Original Message - From: "Rick McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Bama-Fans" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, December 25, 2003 10:00 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Season's Greetings > Merry C

Re: [RollTideFan] Deer santa@amazon.com

2003-12-25 Thread Pat Smoot
I guess you'll need to get an X-Box, dumbass Santa. - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, December 25, 2003 3:49 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Deer [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > That PS2 "Cabela Deer Hunt' game you sent turned out to be a X-Box ga

Re: [RollTideFan] Hey pickers

2003-12-26 Thread Pat Smoot
Right now, I'm 2-4, but I fully expect to be even after today & then take the lead after that. Isn't optimism a wonderful thing? - Original Message - From: "Steven Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, December 26, 2003 12:51 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Hey pi

Re: [RollTideFan] The Little Nation That Cried 'Wolf'....

2003-12-26 Thread Pat Smoot
Deere Jobu, go play with your new wife or has she left you already? - Original Message - From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, December 26, 2003 1:29 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] T

Re: [RollTideFan] The Little Nation That Cried 'Wolf'....

2003-12-26 Thread Pat Smoot
003 1:40 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] The Little Nation That Cried 'Wolf' > She wanted to leave me for someone more manly than me. > > I gave her your name. > > Xoxoxoxoxoxo > > > -Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROT

Re: [RollTideFan] Hey pickers

2003-12-26 Thread Pat Smoot
Slef, me, you, Jobu & Ruck are sucking hind tit, but then again Jobu is used to it.     - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Sent: Friday, December 26, 2003 5:03 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Hey

[RollTideFan] Deere Boozer

2003-12-29 Thread Pat Smoot
Please do not feed the Jobu beast. He is not to be taken seriously under any circumstances. You are correct that he is a threat to society, but not in the way that you think. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion Lis

Re: RE: [RollTideFan] The Little Nation That Cried 'Wolf'....

2003-12-29 Thread Pat Smoot
Krut, please keep your perversions to ewerslef. Thankee. - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 6:20 PM Subject: Re: RE: [RollTideFan] The Little Nation That Cried 'Wolf' > From: "Tim Boozer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >

Re: [RollTideFan] Deer John Wodziak

2003-12-30 Thread Pat Smoot
WE WON SLEFFIE, WE WON ONE !! - Original Message - From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 8:31 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Deer John Wodziak > If me and PMS don't

Re: [RollTideFan] Ben Pollard

2004-01-08 Thread Pat Smoot
IAWTP, GC. It's looking more & more like a move toward Perkins as AD which does not excite me at all. I was glad when Perkins left & I would like for him to stay gone. I sure hope I don't have to take CMS's pretty picture off my wall. - Original Message - From: "Gary Canaday" <[EMAIL

[RollTideFan] Great News - NOT !!!

2004-01-08 Thread Pat Smoot
CMS just announced on TV that there would be no further coaching changes. What a dickhead move !! __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to m

Re: [RollTideFan] Todd obeyed the Bear and he wasn't sorry

2004-01-10 Thread Pat Smoot
Thanks, Slef. Good read. - Original Message - From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 09, 2004 7:27 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Todd obeyed the Bear and he wasn't sorry > Wishbone QB showed he could pass in the Senior Bowl; now he's going into

[RollTideFan] For the baseball fans

2004-01-11 Thread Pat Smoot
As you recall last year, 2 players were suspended for unknown reasons, Peter Stonard & Chad White. Stonard transferred to San Diego State, left after his junior year & is now in the minors with the Marlins. Chad White is back on the roster at BAMA. I'm glad he hung around, took his punishment &

Re: [RollTideFan] For the baseball fans

2004-01-11 Thread Pat Smoot
s > There's only two on the list, Pat. You and me. :) > > Great news about White. I'm expecting the Diamond Tide to have a strong > season. > > RMc. > > Pat Smoot wrote: > > Chad White is back > > on the roster at BAMA. I'm glad he hung around, took his

[RollTideFan] Deere VO

2004-01-11 Thread Pat Smoot
Subject: Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a! An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was u

Re: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
Tim, you of all people should be able to relate to this line of thought. Didn't you leave the Arkansas game & pass out before the game was over? - Original Message - From: "Tim Boozer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTE

[RollTideFan] What the hell? I'll try anything for a buck

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
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Re: [RollTideFan] JOboo hits the beech!

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
Sorry, Krut, but I've seen Jobu & his butt don't look like that. Nice try though. - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 7:23 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] JOboo hits the beech! > http://home.bellsouth.

Re: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
January 22, 2004 8:42 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama > > > >-Original Message- > >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Behalf Of Pat Smoot > >Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:29 PM > >To: RollTi

Re: [RollTideFan] JOboo hits the beech!

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
sion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 8:54 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] JOboo hits the beech! > Pat Smoot wrote: > > > Sorry, Krut, but I've seen Jobu & his butt don't look like that. Nice try > > though. > > DYGA? >

Re: [RollTideFan] Re: What the hell? I'll try anything for a buck

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
Well, damn Sonja. I was trying for early retirement & you had to burst what was probably my last bubble for many more years. - Original Message - From: "SHR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Tim Boozer" <[

Re: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
26 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama > > > >-Original Message- > >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Behalf Of Pat Smoot > >Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:55 PM > >To: RollTideFan-The University of Alab

Re: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama

2004-01-22 Thread Pat Smoot
quot; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:57 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] I Truly Do Want To Play For Alabama > > > >-Original Message- > >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Behalf Of Pat Smoot > >Sent: Thursday, Janu

[RollTideFan] Deere VO

2004-01-25 Thread Pat Smoot
You have to be very careful how you explain things to kids. . . A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfr

[RollTideFan] Another drug dealer in the making

2004-01-26 Thread Pat Smoot
We still have a couple of football players that can join him because they left early too. Former Alabama star labors in basketball's minor league The Associated Press January 26, 2004 HUNTSVILLE | Rod Grizzard left college early for a shot at NBA stardom and fat paychecks. Instead, the former U

Re: [RollTideFan] Another drug dealer in the making

2004-01-26 Thread Pat Smoot
ot; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 10:15 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Another drug dealer in the making > PROFILING > > - Original Message - > From: "Steven Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]&g

Re: [RollTideFan] Hey Slef!!

2004-01-27 Thread Pat Smoot
74% (Dixie). You are a definitive southerner! Krut's a damn yankee ! - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:22 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Hey Slef!! > I ain't from around here, but I'm gettin' close! > > Yankee or Dixie

Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes

2004-01-28 Thread Pat Smoot
He's a fuckin liberal, isn't he? Don't drive drunk because he'll nail your ass, but terrorism is a disability that requires treatment & not punishment. - Original Message - From: "Jamie Watts" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EM

Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ...

2004-01-29 Thread Pat Smoot
So you really did have those pictures all along. - Original Message - From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:36 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ...

Re: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna

2004-01-30 Thread Pat Smoot
I sure am glad I'm not a blonde. - Original Message - From: "Steven Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 2:08 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna > Blonde detectives. > > A policeman was interviewing three blondes w

Re: [RollTideFan] RE: Penguin Whacking

2004-01-30 Thread Pat Smoot
Actually it is a sheep smell. - Original Message - From: "SecFan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 3:15 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] RE: Penguin Whacking > I smell a rat. > > >

Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes

2004-01-30 Thread Pat Smoot
If Tequila Boy was capable of comprehending the truth, he wouldn't have re-married & re-married. Stop torturing the little twit with facts. - Original Message - From: "Tim Boozer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED

[RollTideFan] Deere Sleffie

2004-01-30 Thread Pat Smoot
You deserve another FUCK YOU !!! __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.ne

Re: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna

2004-01-30 Thread Pat Smoot
ch you pay me? > > Slef E. > > ----- Original Message - > From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 3:59 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna > > > > FUCK YOU !

Re: [RollTideFan] Rut Row..

2004-01-31 Thread Pat Smoot
I sure do hate it for him, but I'm gonna have to take my chances. I'm not giving up my beef. Besides, seafood & chicken have their own issues as well. - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 10:37 AM

[RollTideFan] Deere VO

2004-02-03 Thread Pat Smoot
Joe and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Joe suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Joe out. W

[RollTideFan] Deere VO

2004-02-03 Thread Pat Smoot
Bad Timing: A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says n

Re: [RollTideFan] UA punter injured in wreck

2004-02-05 Thread Pat Smoot
Lexus? Typical dumbass Hoover parents. - Original Message - From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 7:17 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] UA punter injured in wreck > Our walk-on punter driv^H^H^H^drove a Lexus. :-) > --

Re: [RollTideFan] Where's the Tylenol?

2004-02-06 Thread Pat Smoot
He's boozed up ! His name ain't Boozer for nuthin. - Original Message - From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 06, 2004 1:48 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Where's the Tylen

[RollTideFan] BAMA Girls Sports Rule

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
Tide wins second game vs. Stanford >From staff reports February 08, 2004 PALO ALTO, Calif. | The No. 6 ranked University of Alabama softball team (2-1) waited until late in the game to get its offense going, but was able to pull out a 2-1 eight-inning victory over No. 12 Stanford (1-1) on Satu

[RollTideFan] Deere Jobu

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
Pretty damn disgusting. http://patsmoot/jobu __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.r

[RollTideFan] Trying Again - Deere Jobu

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
http://www.rolltidefan.net/cgi-bin/Album/album.pl?photo=patsmoot/speedo.jpg;password=yybLYYGsf0FJ2;username=patsmoot __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave t

[RollTideFan] Deere VO - This one is worse than any of yours

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
Subject: Choir Practice Visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in w

[RollTideFan] Deere VO & Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
Three Black Ladies Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if

[RollTideFan] Mad Cows & Illegal Aliens

2004-02-10 Thread Pat Smoot
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal alien

[RollTideFan] BAMA BASEBALL

2004-02-10 Thread Pat Smoot
Opening game is Friday night at 6:30. Anybody got the stones to weather the cold & go to support the team? I've got 2 free tickets. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" T

[RollTideFan] Deere Jobu

2004-02-11 Thread Pat Smoot
This is what your cat thinks of your speedo: http://www.code16.com/cat/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscripti

Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu

2004-02-14 Thread Pat Smoot
: Friday, February 13, 2004 7:48 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu > FYIToday, February 13th, is the one year anniversary of having to put my > cat down. He was 14 years old. > > > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] O

[RollTideFan] BAMA Baseball

2004-02-14 Thread Pat Smoot
It was great fun to witness the opening game. Since Brent Carter was awesome, I didn't get to see what our defense is really capable of. The new shortstop, Mark Haske is really really quick & has a strong arm. I guess that explains why he's our lead-off batter. Allen Rice missed a line drive ri

[RollTideFan] BAMA Baseball

2004-02-14 Thread Pat Smoot
If any one of you are listening. It looks like we've got some depth at pitching (Thank God), but we've already left the bases loaded. We've GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HIT THE DAMN BALL. We may need to change the line-up. Evan Bush & Charlie Lyons back to back at the bottom of the order is hurting u

Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu (non-sports)

2004-02-16 Thread Pat Smoot
; > > -Original Message- > > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > > > > Behalf Of Joe Goodson > > > > Sent: Friday, February 13, 2004 10:29 PM > > > > To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama > > Athle

Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu (non-sports)

2004-02-16 Thread Pat Smoot
Central Alabama have in > their backyards were fightin' roosters? > > > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Pat Smoot > Sent: Monday, February 16, 2004 3:16 PM > To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics D

Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu (non-sports)

2004-02-16 Thread Pat Smoot
TED]> Sent: Monday, February 16, 2004 3:57 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu (non-sports) > If Bush had any nuts, they wouldn't be illegal. They'd be deported. > > Not that I have an opinion. > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailt

Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu (non-sports)

2004-02-16 Thread Pat Smoot
:06 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Jobu (non-sports) > Don't let JoElBu fool you, Pat. He was raised in one of the biggest chicken fightin' counties in > the Southeastern United States. > > Slef E. > > - Original Message - > From: "Pat Smoot" &

[RollTideFan] Charley Thornton died

2004-02-17 Thread Pat Smoot
Former host of Bryant's football show dies at 67 By David Wasson Executive Sports Editor February 17, 2004 TUSCALOOSA | Former University of Alabama assistant athletics director Charles J. "Charley" Thornton, who hosted Coach Paul W. Bryant's television show for years, died Monday. He was 67. "I

Re: [RollTideFan] I hate it..

2004-02-17 Thread Pat Smoot
poor poor franphony - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 8:35 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] I hate it.. > http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/sports/2396904 > > kurt > > > __

[RollTideFan] For the sane people on the list

2004-02-18 Thread Pat Smoot
This is what Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: "I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirt

[RollTideFan] Deere Slef

2004-02-18 Thread Pat Smoot
A "client" walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... Wow!" the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS??" "Dey all be mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find s

[RollTideFan] Baseball/Bouncy Ball

2004-02-21 Thread Pat Smoot
Does anybody know what's going on with the baseball game that was supposed to have started at 4:00? Can't find it on the radio & Yahoo says it hasn't started yet. We did win the bouncy ball game though. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alab

[RollTideFan] School Answering Machine (NON BAMA)

2004-02-21 Thread Pat Smoot
This is the message the Pacific Palisades High School (California) Staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. Th

Re: [RollTideFan] Baseball/Bouncy Ball

2004-02-21 Thread Pat Smoot
To answer my own question, BAMA Baseball won today 12-0. Sorry to interrupt with sports, so you may now continue on with your political discussions. - Original Message - From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, February 21

[RollTideFan] BTW

2004-02-21 Thread Pat Smoot
Today was also the 1st day of football practice & our softball team lost today, but it was to # 3 ranked Arizona. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the

Re: [RollTideFan] Baseball/Bouncy Ball

2004-02-21 Thread Pat Smoot
Sorry, but I don't know. I'm in the middle of getting our baseball team to the world series right now. - Original Message - From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of Alaba

[RollTideFan] NON

2004-02-22 Thread Pat Smoot
Southern Survivor TV Show: Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several Southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled, "Survivor: Southern Style." The contestants will start in Alabama and travel over to Georgia and onto South Carolina. From there,

[RollTideFan] Baseball

2004-02-22 Thread Pat Smoot
BAMA wins 3-2. The tank is back. He came in & closed at the top of the 9th. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subsc

Re: [RollTideFan] prolly a vol.

2004-02-22 Thread Pat Smoot
Looks more like a barner to me. - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2004 12:34 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] prolly a vol. > http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3-12996275,00.html > > kurt > > >

Re: [RollTideFan] Deer Pat Smoot

2004-02-23 Thread Pat Smoot
Nice pic. I believe that's Scott McClanahan. Your kids are berry berry good to ewe. - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "rtf" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2004 10:14 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Deer P

Re: [RollTideFan] Baseball

2004-02-24 Thread Pat Smoot
ookmark it... BTW, you may need to use > IE, my version of Netscape doesn't load the page correctly. > > http://www.diamondtide.tidefans.com/ > > RMc. > > Pat S

Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama

2004-02-24 Thread Pat Smoot
Damn, Sonja, you just described me & my marriage. - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics DiscussionList" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 11:26 AM Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama > No Jenny, he is

[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja

2004-02-24 Thread Pat Smoot
Sound familiar? Subject: The Lawnmower Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home that day, he fo

Re: [RollTideFan] Baseball

2004-02-29 Thread Pat Smoot
Is this Barney's girl, Blobber? I am confused because there were no boo hoo pages dedicated to dead animals. - Original Message - From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, February

[RollTideFan] In keeping with our Jesse Jackson visit

2004-02-29 Thread Pat Smoot
Subject: REV(?) Jackson Jesse Jackson was holding a press conference in the appliance department of a Sears store in Chicago. He was there to protest the fact that all the washing machines were white. The clerk was upset because Jesse was getting louder and frightening customers away. So, he cal

Re: [RollTideFan] (NON BAMA) God help us...

2004-02-29 Thread Pat Smoot
Thanks, Jason for giving me my 1st reason to puke on a Sunday morning. This is disgusting & I don't care what HuGe or little jimmie think. God can't help us anymore than he has. The rest is up to us. Unfortunately, we're rapidly becoming the minority & Hitlary is really the Anti-Christ. -

Re: [RollTideFan] Hey Pat!

2004-02-29 Thread Pat Smoot
t;? BTW, there are precious few on this list that are NASCAR fans so you'll catch that wrath along with the HTML attachment. - Original Message - From: "Tim Boozer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The Unive

Re: [RollTideFan] Hey Pat!

2004-02-29 Thread Pat Smoot
TideFan] Hey Pat! > I agree with LC. > > I didn't just say that did I ? > --- Steven Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > HTML and NASCAR both suck. :-) > > > > RTR > > LC > > --- Pat Smoot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Th

Re: [RollTideFan] Gay Marriage

2004-02-29 Thread Pat Smoot
Couldn't possibly be true.  Nothing that cute would have anything to do with Rosie.   - Original Message - From: John R. Wodziak To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, February 29, 2004 4:40 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Gay Marriage In case you missed it, Rosie O'Donn

Re: [RollTideFan] Free advice to all BAMA baseball fans

2004-03-01 Thread Pat Smoot
Yeah, I shoulda told ya to stop at the Arby's right there before you get to the stadium. Plus the food is better. - Original Message - From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, February 2

Re: [RollTideFan] Just in case...

2004-03-01 Thread Pat Smoot
I thought we had already discussed the gay issue. - Original Message - From: "Tim Boozer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, March 01, 2004 2:58 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Just in case... > > >

Re: [RollTideFan] Sleffie and others

2004-03-04 Thread Pat Smoot
That's because he's dead, you nitwit. - Original Message - From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, March 04, 2004 11:18 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Sleffie and others > Sounds l

[RollTideFan] Movie Review (Non BAMA)

2004-03-04 Thread Pat Smoot
If anyone out there has a widowed 72 year old Mother that asks you to take her to see "Passion of the Christ", DO NOT GO !! Worst movie I've seen in my 39 years. I'm trying to get Mel Gibson on the phone right now. __ RollTideFan - The Univer

Re: [RollTideFan] Movie Review (Non BAMA)

2004-03-04 Thread Pat Smoot
la dies down. > > RMc. > > -----Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Behalf Of Pat Smoot > Sent: Thursday, March 04, 2004 9:58 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [RollTideFan] Movie Review (Non BAMA) > > If anyone out there h

Re: [RollTideFan] Movie Review (Non BAMA)

2004-03-05 Thread Pat Smoot
ell so I completely understand, but I will go see this one. Movies about > The Christ have always intrigued me. > > RMc. > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Behalf Of Pat Smoot > Sent: Thursday, March 04, 2004 11:06 PM >

[RollTideFan] Non

2004-03-07 Thread Pat Smoot
Three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters __ RollTideFan - Th

Re: [RollTideFan] Today at werk..

2004-03-09 Thread Pat Smoot
at werk.. > The mail ran. I gotta suspicious looking box from a unknown address. > Rather than calling John Ascroft, I went on ahead and opened the damn > thing > > BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! > > Pat Smoot RLABOSD!! > > For the rest of ewe Idots. > > http://home.bellsou

[RollTideFan] Deere Devonna & Sonja

2004-03-09 Thread Pat Smoot
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the bl

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