[RollTideFan] Hey Charles!
I've lost the e-mail with the web host info. Can you resend it, please? Thanks! .. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Hey Jeff
You have mail. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Goodbye Bama Fans
Due to increasing costs and a severe lack of interest (which was pointed out to me in no uncertain terms) RTF will go offline today sometime. I've got to let my forehead heal before I can beat it against any more walls. Have a good season RTR! ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican
Forwarded from another list: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican Here is a little test that will help you decide. Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot? You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Fwd: CNN Breaking News
--- Original Message --- From: CNN Breaking News [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM Cc: Sent: Thu, 11 Aug 2005 17:25:39 -0400 Subject: CNN Breaking News -- British Airways cancels all flights in and out of London's Heathrow Airport until 1 p.m. ET (1700 GMT) Friday. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Practice Schedule?
Anybody have a practice schedule or know where to find one without bugging UA? ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Odd Yet Interesting
http://www.ne-o.co.uk/fshock.html ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] FOOTBALL FIX!!!!!!!!!!
NFL preseason ball starts today @ 5:00 CDT on ESPN. It ain't Bama but it's football! THANK YOU GOD! ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] FOOTBALL FIX!!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone else notice the air raid siren going off after touchdowns? Kinda appropriate in Japan on August 6th, wouldn't you say? --- Original Message --- On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 18:23:58 -0500, Rick McMahan wrote: GREAT!, IT'S ALREADY HALFTIME BEFORE I RECEIVED THE FREAKING MESSAGE! ;-) Go Dirty Birds Rick Mike Laborde wrote: NFL preseason ball starts today @ 5:00 CDT on ESPN. It ain't Bama but it's football! THANK YOU GOD! ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Seen this poll yet?
http://www.ucsrankings.com/ Bama #3 ??!?!?!?! ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Trivia Question
Touching his man-tits or clapping. One of the two. --- Original Message --- On Thu, 4 Aug 2005 19:28:16 -0500, Pat Smoot wrote: I was at the O'Charley's in Gardendale today they had an autographed photo of Dumbose. Can you guess what he was doing in the photo? I laffed out loud. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] TI Meltdown
TI is going through a revolt against their DICK-tator. It's getting ugly. Bamafan is dead! Long live Bamafan! Javvy [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Good Oz Quote
I hope he really is waiting in the wings. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 03 Aug 2005 22:22:48 -0500, Rick McMahan wrote: Truer words couldn't be spoken... I can't imagine being in the Hall of Fame with Coach Bryant. There ought to be two Hall of Fames, one for Coach Bryant and one for everybody else. -- Ozzie Newsome, upon his induction to the Alabama Hall of Fame. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Hey Rick!
I think I forgot to welcome you back. So welcome. Good to have you back. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] College Football Fix
YEESS! The Bear Keith Jackson! --- Original Message --- On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 13:19:10 -0400, JVWatts wrote: 1978 BAMA - USC on ESPN Classic Drive Thru now ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] College Football Fix
A BUNCH of turnovers in that game. Very uncharacteristic for a Bryant team. So was the loss... --- Original Message --- On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 14:08:31 -0400, JVWatts wrote: I miss the both of them :( Mike Laborde wrote: YEESS! The Bear Keith Jackson! --- Original Message --- On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 13:19:10 -0400, JVWatts wrote: 1978 BAMA - USC on ESPN Classic Drive Thru now ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Ya know. I was thinking...
The terrorists tried to blow up London again only a week ago and they have already been caught. That's pretty damn good police work, even with cameras everywhere. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Where's the loot? (non)
BWAAAHAAAHAAA --- Original Message --- On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:57:35 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he landed the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me? ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans
Give it a rest. I'll give them a buzz on Monday. I'm leaving for Dallas in a few minutes. I'll be back Sunday night. --- Original Message --- On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 08:39:15 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Google and Yahoo have an excellent price all month long. Slef E. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Holy Chit!: Massive Shark Caught Off Vineyard(non-Bama HTML)
I forgot to quote a source URL. Sorry. It was on a Boston TV news channel website yesterday. The link cane from Drudge. --- Original Message --- On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 07:40:53 -0500, Joel Perry wrote: 7:40am I looked on Snopes to see if this is real and couldnt find anything. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Appreciation (non)
Keep it up! (not like JoBu means when he says that!) --- Original Message --- On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 11:21:13 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Another day closer to kickoff and then I can stop sending this crap. Cheers... -vo- ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Footer Test
Trying to get the footer right. Ignore. All orange teams SUCK! .. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans
Wayne probably thinks we are really retarded barners due to the phonetic spelling. We ain't too stupid 'round here, Wayne. It's just a list thang. The faggots over at the BammervsAssholeBarners like it so much they are doing it now. Losers that they are. You may also see fake e-mail addresses in signatire lines. Again, comedy, not serious. Have fun! --- Original Message --- On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:26:26 -0400, JVWatts wrote: Welcome Uncle WayneI plead the 5th on that Secret Service thingy Slef narced on me about, and if ewe piss me off I'll have to body slam ewer arseAnd BTW Slef yaleft Booz out of ya listing twoUnk, Booz is the one the gives PatS moot the most hell, and he thinks that playoffs is fo' pussiesEwer Powell, Jamie ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans
Fsck Google! I'm trying to get the recent list lag time problem fixed. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:39:45 -0400, Tim Boozer wrote: By the way, what the hell is the decision about RTF vs. BamaFan (Google)? My mailbox is all filled up with all these double e- mailings. My feeling is since RTF is serving customers right now as fast as Pat on a street corner, we stick with RTF. Wear a cup beyatch! ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Bucs sign sixth-round pick Bryant
Bucs sign sixth-round pick Bryant 7/20/2005, 5:40 p.m. CT The Associated Press TAMPA, Fla. (AP) Sixth-round draft pick Anthony Bryant signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Wednesday, becoming the first of the club's 12 selections to reach a deal. The former Alabama defensive tackle was the 178th selection overall after appearing in 48 games, including 15 starts, for the Crimson Tide. The 6-foot-3, 340-pound Bryant finished his career with 115 tackles, 1.5 sacks and 19 quarterback pressures. ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Cottrell
yeah. No shit. I wish he'd never received it, too. Not that I don't like Cottrell, but maybe recent history would have been different. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 22:32:47 -0500, Rick McMahan wrote: I bet Ronnie wishes he'd never received that phone call from Mike DuBose and kept his ass in Tallahassee with diddy. Rick __ NOD32 1.1174 (20050720) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com ___ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Please Support Marvin Southard For Coroner Of Calhoun County
I'm voting for JD Hog for County Commissioner. --- Original Message --- On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 12:46:18 -0400, JVWatts wrote: I worked with Marvin for a number of years and can honestly say that he is a man of high moral character and truly cares for the people of Calhoun CountyThere is no one better or more qualified to be coronerI no longer live there but I support Marvin Southard for Coroner of Calhoun County and you should too! If you are one of my friends that no longer live in the county please pass this message on to your friends and family that do ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Please Support Marvin Southard For Coroner Of Calhoun County
I think Jessica has her good days. She also has days where she looks like a damn drag queen. --- Original Message --- On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 15:02:54 -0400, JVWatts wrote: That Got Damb new Daisy Duke would have my voteHly Shiite she's tuff Mike Laborde wrote: I'm voting for JD Hog for County Commissioner. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] HUMOR: Gay or Not? (R-Rated)
LANGUAGE WARNING!! Hey JoBu! How are those abs? TAKE THE TEST...THEN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here! Now think about how you call a cat...Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums! Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigsfeet, or breasts. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a fressier is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it--you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vousle Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] ADMIN Notice For RollTideFan
Rick, ror the record, you don't get the credit this time. My wife talked me into allowing pictures HTML just like many have been wanting for a long time. I announced it and got a smart-assed reply from someone. I do not consider this a pissing contest but a discussion on the future and history of the list that we all (hopefully) love. As far as the perceived server trouble is concerned, I will not be moving the list until a proven better server is found. I appreciate Charles' suggestion but $39/month is way to high a bill for me to foot alone. We had a poll a while back and the majority of those who took the time to respond said they didn't think the list was worth changing over to a subscription. So here we are. I think everyone for the good karma words but they are not necessary. Please. --- Original Message --- On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 13:09:41 -0500, Rick McMahan wrote: For the record, I started this little pissing contest when I complained about it taking between 1 and 2 hours for our posts to make it through to the list. That was my only complaint and a valid one as far as I'm concerned. Maybe it doesn't bother anyone else, if not so be it. Personally I find it very irritating and it will be even more so when football season gets here. As usual there are no easy answers and life truly is a bitching contest. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Bama Related - Space Shuttle
Was he a freshman when you were in law school? ducking --- Original Message ---On Wed, 13 Jul 2005 9:35:55 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not sure if you are aware, but the Pilot of the Space Shuttle Discovery that launches today, James Kelly, is an Alabama Grad. Roll Tide, Jim. Godspeed and a safe return. Sonja ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] ADMIN Notice For RollTideFan
I've read the whining about the server. I've spent an assload of money on different servers only to be kicked off without notice or reason (without a refund), have shitty server performance, have my bandwidth requirements throttled without notice, etc... The list needs to reside on a server that uses CPanel software for domain and file maintenance because that is the format that we've always used. This includes MailMan mail list software. All of out files are compatible with this format only.The server also has to allow lists to be created which, believe it or not, not all do. Some ignorant serve admins are so stupid that they set up the software wrong and get hammered by e-mails once a list is used. They think I am a spammer and jack me with no conversation. If the software is set up correctly there are none of those issues. What I am saying it that I have always tried to use the best server available within our requirements and financial limitations. Some are better than others. Now, since the vast, vast majority of people on this list only lurk (you suck!) then i can't see any reason we can't allow pictures to be posted. We need only GIF JPEG/JPG images and NO MOVIES (of ANY kind) or WAV/sound files until we see how this will work on out bandwidth. As for HTML, knock your socks off until we see how it uses bandwidth. I've asked for this before with almost no response, but here goes: If you want a more reliable server then find it. Use the requirements listed above plus it needs to be a UNIX server. Let us know what you find. Also, if you want to see the message board resurrected, please volunteer to be the admin. Mike ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] ADMIN Notice For RollTideFan
Fine. Go for it. I'll shut this one down. BTW, that is NOT a server. It is a service. If this is what y'all want then you can have it. Hell, invite all the fuckin' redneck barners Phat Phil, too. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 13 Jul 2005 13:30:26 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: http://groups-beta.google.com/group/Bamafan That didn't take long to find. Of course it'll be an hour or more before anyone can read about it. Slef E. 1:31 pm ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] ADMIN Notice For RollTideFan
Bitter? I don't think so. I am irritated because people piss moan about pictures html and when I relent I get a smart-assed remark rather than anything even remotely positive. Smart ass is funny sometimes. Sometimes it's just smart-assed. Also, I explained why we need to go to a certain software on a server. Do you want to type 150 or more e-mail addresses into Google to get everyone signed up? I'm not going to do it. Do you think that the majority of the membership will even know how to sign up for Google, activate the membership, and use another e-mail address to post, anyway? I seriously doubt it. Not that they post now, mind you. Besides, while I use Google's search engine, I do NOT trust them in the least for anything else. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 13 Jul 2005 17:12:06 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Why are you so bitter? What fuckin difference does it make if this group is hosted by a SERVICE, or a SERVER? Especially considering all the headaches the numerous servers have given you. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Take This Test To See If You're Still Cool
You meant to send this to HuGe and Phat Phil H, right? --- Original Message --- On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 21:41:05 -0400, JVWatts wrote: http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Dennis the Menace
3/5 Latest computer models have Dennis steaming straight through the western side of Alabama. 1/5 has it going to New Orleans and 1/5 has it coming up east Alabama. Dennis is now forecasted to still be a hurricane through Alabama and a storm north of Alabama. Big storm. Fuck! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Comet
Did you see something NASA didn't or is this the Tempel-1 that NASA will crash into on 12:52 AM 7/4? Or are you just fuckin' with us? --- Original Message --- On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 21:05:31 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Look up in the Southwestern sky. There's a HuGe fuckin comet to be seen with the naked eye! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] And another thing....
I can usually do a Friday after noon, say 12:30 - 1:00 butt not next week. I'd purrfur to split the difference and meet near or in Cullman. How 'bout a roll call of those who would like to meet. I sure as hell don't wanna show up alone and see just JoBu sttin' there all nekkid shit... --- Original Message --- On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 09:16:18 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: I can meat late the week of 7/11, or anytime after 8/10. Doesn't matter to me where, or what city. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2005 7:25 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] And another thing Sumbunny set a date and place. In Huntsville preferably. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mike Laborde Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2005 3:32 PM To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] And another thing Let's dood it! BTW, when you say small cup... nebburmind. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Sleffie's comet
From what I read yesterday, the actual comet will not be visible to the naked eye but the impact could POSSIBLY be visible (if it creates a large explosion) with a telescope from west of the Mississippi river. It will already be below the horizon therefore too low for viewing east of the Miss. http://www.physorg.com/news4814.html That's why Jeff's comet puzzles me. I'll be outside tonight looking, though! --- Original Message --- On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 10:02:18 -0500, Devonna Snuggs wrote: maybe there's something to it - NASA is intending to make contact with the comet on July 3 http://uanews.ua.edu/anews2005/jun05/astronomy061605.htm ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] And another thing....
Let's dood it! BTW, when you say small cup... nebburmind. - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan' RTF@RollTideFan.net Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:12 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] And another thing ...we all do need to eat lunch together again. Let's forget this jokie-joke of mine and as an offer to achieve forgiveness, I'll buy the first round of sweet tea. Small cup. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Perverted Justice
Fuckin' creep! Hey JoBu! Do you work at ACIPCO now? ;-) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- bamatiger00 (6:28:30 PM): i work in a factory bamatiger00 (6:28:38 PM): they make iron pipes -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- --- Original Message --- On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:28:43 -0400, JVWatts wrote: I just put the word out about this mother fuckerI sincerely hope nothing bad happens to himseeing how it's societys fault and allJamie http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=bamatiger00 ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Is this thang ...
You callin' Jamie impotent? --- Original Message --- On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 22:03:44 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Benefield wrote: sounds like he jus' a big ol' softy. --- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: You telling me an ex-wrassler can't control his kids? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] BSC Article
AMEN Brother Rick! --- Original Message --- On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 20:55:51 -0500, Rick McMahan wrote: they should revert back to the way things were before Roid Kramer came up with this lame-brain BCS idea.) ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Is this thang ...
I did. It wasn't suitable even for that. --- Original Message --- On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 19:24:25 -0500, Joe Goodson wrote: I would not wipe my ass with that list. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] I guess a black man
actually CAN get a fair trial in Birmingham... ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Scrushy: Not Guilty
on all counts. Day-um! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Is this thang ...
OOH OOH! You forgot $1 to lil ol' me! You get a pass, though. I told this to Slef just a couple of months ago. You were absent that month. --- Original Message --- On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:48:30 -0500, Rick McMahan wrote: Joel, Some of your shit is funny, most ain't. This ain't! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Is this thang ...
I think 'tards like JoBu now prefer to be called mentally handi-capable. Dickface asswads sperm guzzlers like HuGe and Barney are still 'tards! And it wasn't funny, just prickish. Seriously, I think JoBu is funny as hell 99% of the time. Well, maybe 90% of the time is closer to reality. Today's jokes were certainly in bad taste but I laughed only because I knew he wasn't serious (except for the last joke). Butt, as usual, Rick is right... --- Original Message --- On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:44:20 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: For the record, what I said was nowhere near similar to what the resident tard said. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Is this thang ...
Some like 'em. BTW, I wonder how the RTF board is cumming. Howzit going, Jamie? --- Original Message --- On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 19:28:00 -0400, Charles wrote: I hate message boards. I like everything to come email. I can process emails much faster than anything web based. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] HUMOR: A Letter Home
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc. but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on route marches, which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A route march is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Leggett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Doug Bingham from over in Tennessee. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6 and 130 pounds and he's 6'8 and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Gail ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] HUMOR: Barber
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as How to improve your business and Becoming more successful. Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Need a file
me-ouch! ($1 to Slef the Impaler) --- Original Message --- On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 8:36:11 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If you do, please e-mail it to me privately so Javvy doesn't shit a cat. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Need a file (this thread just hit the rocks)
I think every man needs a good pu$$y in his life... --- Original Message --- On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 13:38:01 -0500, Joel Perry wrote: I miss my cat. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Need a file (this thread just hit the rocks)
What characteristics do you look for in a pu$$y? --- Original Message --- On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 13:47:30 -0500, Joel Perry wrote: All pu$$y is good. Some are just better than others. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Baumhower lauds Shula's leadership
This article made me relax a little. Thanks, Jeff. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 23:15:07 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: TUSCALOOSA - He played for college legend Paul Bear Bryant. He played for NFL legend Don Shula. He knows the positive impact strong leadership can have on a group, whether it be a football team or corporate business. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Michael Jackson found not guilty
on all 10 charges. What a crock of shit. No celebrity can get convicted in California. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] MJ NOT GUILTY ALL TEN COUNTS
Usually, you are very witty and funny. Not today. When you run a joke into the ground, it ceases to be humorous. That's a big rule with humor. Jeff, you have run the Catholic joke into the ground. Now, if you are not joking then just let me know. --- Original Message --- On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:30:45 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Good thing he ain't Catholic. Slef E. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Sipsey Wilderness Trails (non-Bama)
Anyone on the list ever hiked any/all of the trials in the Sipsey Wilderness or the South Caney Creek area? I'm looking for a good trail map or even someone who knows the area to hike with. Mike ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Crude Tasteless Humor Alert!
--- The difference between guts and balls! Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, You're next. --- Q: What's the difference between your paycheck your dick? A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! An American soldier on leave from the Middle East was arrested in Europe and charged with having sex with a dead woman. How do you plead? asked the judge. Guilty or not guilty. I plead not guilty, replied the man. On what grounds? queried the judge. I did not think she that she was dead... I thought she was French. HuGe goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh. The doctor replies, Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient. OK then, says HuGe, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes, I'm so sorry, he says to HuGe, I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? HuGe looks up at the doctor sadly and says, It's swollen. Q: What did the newspaper headline read when the psychic midget escaped from prison? A: Small medium at large!! During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss. The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part. Charlie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute. The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word toilet during a meal, is unpleasant. And Little Johnny says: My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. The teacher passed out. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Hey Slef
WTF do you think it's gonna take to get the lazy-assed RTF'ers to post? Only about 4 people ever post here. Maybe I should give up the list and let it die. Whatcha think? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] To Lighten Up Your Monday (non-Bama)
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey Hey! what are you doing? The monkey says Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend. So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, What's the matter with you?! The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says Hey, MONKEY! The Monkey looks down and says FUCK, DUDE... how much water did you drink? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Place this quote (non-Bama)
It was a million to one shot, Doc. A million to one! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Ping: Russell
Anyone seen Russell or did he vanish in that Alaskan Triangle area I saw on the Discovery Channel a few nights ago? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] For All You TV Watchers Out There (non-Bama)
I happened across this tonight while surfing for hard-core porn. ;-) I haven't read TV Guide in years but I subscribed tonight. Don't take the offer on the front page. Go to the registration page, fill it out, and you will get 52 issues for $5.00. Even if you only use it during football season, that's a helluva deal. Happy reading! http://www.tvguide.com/ ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] YAY! We won't have to worry...
about LSU too much longer! http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/printstory.mpl/topstory/3210967 June 5, 2005, 6:28PM IS TEXAS NEXT? By ERIC BERGER Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle By century's end, much of southern Louisiana may sink into the Gulf of Mexico. The Texas coastline, including Galveston, could soon follow. That's the sobering and controversial conclusion of a new report published by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration that finds the northern Gulf of Mexico is sinking much faster than geologists thought. The report centers on the humble benchmark, a small metal disk bolted to the ground, that provides a standard elevation above sea level for land surveying and mapping as well as determining flood-prone areas. But there's one problem with benchmarks: They don't give reliable elevation readings if they're sinking along with everything else. That's what the geologists who wrote the NOAA report say is happening in Louisiana: The yardstick is broken. Instead of minimal geologic subsidence along most of the Louisiana coast, as previously thought, the state's entire coastal region is sinking at least 5 feet every century. And although a number of local officials disagree with the report's conclusions about Texas, here's a scary thought: Similar forces could well be at work just a few miles south of Houston. Subsidence doesn't stop at the Texas border, said Roy Dokka, a co-author of the NOAA report and a Louisiana State University geologist. A colleague of Dokka's in Houston, the editor of the Houston Geological Society Bulletin, is more blunt in his assessment of the report. Galveston, says geologist Arthur Berman, is history. Flooding a major threat The report already has ignited debate in Louisiana. If that state's coast continues to sink, its multibillion-dollar plan to protect coastal cities and wetlands from flooding has targeted the wrong problem, erosion. Every building on land certified as safe from flooding may, in fact, be in danger if Louisiana's benchmarks are flawed. And levees thought to protect New Orleans from a Category 3 hurricane might fail even if a moderate Category 2 storm struck the Big Easy. Texas could have similar problems if its benchmark elevations are flawed. The National Hurricane Center bases its storm-surge models on benchmarks, as do emergency planners trying to determine when key evacuation routes might flood. Houston felt the problem acutely during Tropical Storm Allison when benchmarks indicated that certain areas, such as some Texas Medical Center buildings, should not have flooded even in the torrent of rain produced by that storm. We know that a lot of benchmarks in Texas are inaccurate, said Gary Jeffress, a mapping specialist at Texas AM University-Corpus Christi. Shifting land Subsidence the sinking or settling of land comes in two basic forms. One is man-made, caused by groundwater pumping or oil and gas extraction. The other, which Dokka says is causing nearly all of the problems along Louisiana's coast, is natural, or geologic, subsidence. Houston has grappled with man-made subsidence for the past 30 years with help from the Harris-Galveston Coastal Subsidence District, which has spent about $10 million studying and measuring the problem. As a result of this research, the Houston region has undergone a multibillion-dollar conversion from ground wells to surface water for its consumer and industrial needs. In the next decade or so, north and west Harris County will spend as much as $3 billion more for a similar conversion. Ron Neighbors, general manager of the subsidence district, said he thinks this conversion has largely solved the area's subsidence problems. He attributes little of the region's sinking to geologic subsidence and doesn't think the area's coastal regions may be sinking as much as 4 or 5 feet a century. We realize there is some amount of natural subsidence that will occur over time, Neighbors said. But we believe that to be about three quarters of a foot per century. If he has little confidence in the report by Dokka, Neighbors has even less in the scientist himself. Neighbors said the Louisiana geologist has incentive to cause fear. You don't get any grants if you say everything is OK, Neighbors said. Berman said that, although conclusions drawn by Dokka's report are controversial, they were checked by NOAA for 18 months and wouldn't have been published if they were bogus. The controversy comes, he says, because the findings challenge existing models. Every geologist agrees that three main factors contribute to coast loss: rising sea levels, coastal erosion and subsidence. What Dokka and his supporters suggest is that the role of natural subsidence is nearly as important, or even more important, than man-made subsidence. And the problem for coastal planners is that, unlike with man-made subsidence, there's nothing that can be done to stop natural subsidence. Forces of nature Dokka and others
[RollTideFan] Kinda Cool Site(non-Bama)
Check this out. The site allows you to make your own list. Kinda juvenile but a fun time killer. Post a link to your favorite list or your own list or even just post a text version of your list for us to discuss and make fun of you. ;-P Main site: http://www.thebabeindex.com My list: http://www.thebabeindex.com/LEWcipher ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Kinda Cool Site(non-Bama)
I agree. Whooze on urine top 20? --- Original Message --- On Tue, 31 May 2005 11:28:02 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Juliet Huddy [...] is hot enough to heat a four-bedroom home! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Kinda Cool Site(non-Bama)
LMAO!! --- Original Message --- On Tue, 31 May 2005 12:23:23 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Charles, A couple of Sunday mornings ago I was spanking my monkey while watching Fox Friends and apparently Juliet Huddy hadn't been feeling well. Viewers were e- mailing the show with various remedies to help her situation. Mike Jerrick and Julian Phillips were reading aloud some of the suggestions. Anyway, Julian Phillips says: Here's a suggestion from Eddie Johnson, in Ohio. He says Juliet needs a good dose of Dr. Johnson's root oil. He says it's good for all that ails you. Juliet's face turned red as a fire engine, and Jerrick just dropped his head. Julian Phillips sat there looking at them like WHAT? Jerrick looks up and says You weren't supposed to read THAT ONE! Phillips asks WHY? By this time Juliet Huddy is about to explode trying not to laugh, and she looks at him and says: THAT'S A JOKE! Phillips says: Well, I didn't know! I thought the guy was just trying to help! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Happy Birthday
Happy damn birthday to a refined Southern lady shit! Let's all drink to Sonja being 29 years old! --- Original Message --- On Tue, 24 May 2005 16:11:35 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Yeahwell.I still look better. ;-) From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: 2005/05/24 Tue PM 01:50:06 EDT To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Happy Birthday Happy Birthday, Queenie! Slef E. (The *E* stands for Younger Than Sonja.) - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2005 10:49 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. For the record...JoBu is still older and uglier. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Your Email Account Has been Blocked
Some HuGe jackass got the [EMAIL PROTECTED] addy and was using it to send viruses to the list. I've taken care of it. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 18 May 2005 17:49:38 EDT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Yeh...what was this email about...??? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] If You Want to Win in Sports, Wear Red
We already knew wearing crimson made you a winner! Wearing orange makes you a redneck piece of goat fucking shit. Fuck those Homer-sexshul orange blue barner bastards! == http://asia.news.yahoo.com/050518/ap/d8a5pufo0.html If You Want to Win in Sports, Wear Red If winning is everything, British anthropologists have some advice: Wear red. Their survey of four sports at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens shows competitors were more likely to win their contests if they wore red uniforms or red body armor. Across a range of sports, we find that wearing red is consistently associated with a higher probability of winning, report Russell A. Hill and Robert A. Barton of the University of Durham in England. Their findings are in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature. Red coloration is associated with aggression in many animals. Often it is sexually selected so that scarlet markings signal male dominance. Just think of the red stripes on the scowling face of the male Mandrill, Africa's largest monkey species. But red is not exclusively a male trait. It's the female black widow spider that is venomous and displays a menacing red dot on her abdomen. Similarly, the color's effect also may subconsciously intimidate opponents in athletic contests, especially when the athletes are equal in skill and strength, the researchers suggest. In their survey, the anthropologists analyzed the results of four combat sports at the summer games: boxing, tae kwon do, Greco-Roman wrestling and freestyle wrestling. In those events, the athletes were randomly assigned red protective gear and other sportwear. Athletes wearing red gear won more often in 16 of 21 rounds of competition in all four events. The effect was the same regardless of weight classes, too: 19 of 29 classes had more red winners, and only four rounds had more blue winners. The red effect also might come into play in team sports. The anthropologists made a preliminary analysis of the Euro 2004 international soccer tournament, in which teams wore jerseys of different colors in different matches. They found that five teams scored more goals and won more often when they wore shirts that were predominantly red, as opposed to blue or white jerseys. Scientists don't precisely known how wearing red might give athletes an advantage. But the color delivers implicit messages of vigor and danger. When people get angry, their faces turn red. It's also a reason why stop signs are red. So are most Ferraris. A case can perhaps be made that most of the recent winners of U.S. sports championships have at least a touch of red on their uniforms: among pro teams, the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, the Detroit Pistons. And in college sports, the USC Trojans. But it's the gracious sport of golf that offers the best example. Tiger Woods wears an iconic red shirt on Sundays, the day when most tournaments are won. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Your Email Account is Suspended For Security Reasons
At least it was only his *nipple* ring... --- Original Message --- On Wed, 18 May 2005 20:41:33 -0500, Joe Goodson wrote: eww. TMI. Mark Twain - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Wednesday, May 18, 2005 9:22 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Your Email Account is Suspended For Security Reasons My nipple ring got stuck in the keyboard and I tried to get it out. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] SUSPENDED ACCOUNT
DAMN! What gives here? Lemme see if I can fix this shit! --- Original Message --- On Mon, 16 May 2005 22:43:38 -0500, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Once you have completed the form in the attached file , your account records will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. __ NOD32 1.1099 (20050516) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.nod32.com ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Newsome plans on homecoming
Gary has a history of going off half-cocked. Ignore him. --- Original Message --- On Sun, 15 May 2005 07:52:22 -0500, Pat Smoot wrote: Don't worry, Jamie. The rest of us that know you understood that you were being sarcastic we find Gary's remarks calling you a racist laffable. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] site hacked?
It's all set up. All that needs to be done is the customization, rules (for the agreement page when you sign up), and create the boards. Admin stuff, but time consuming. I can admin all day long. What I don't have time to do (so I have not done it) is completely set up the new boards/forums. I've done it many times for the previous boards every time we changed software or got kicked off a server but I can't do it again in the foreseeable future. If you want to back out now, feel free. No hard feelings. --- Original Message --- On Fri, 13 May 2005 00:33:20 -0700, JVWatts wrote: I gladly do it, but I need your help to get it set upI'm not sure what all I'm supposed to do Mike Laborde wrote: ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] site hacked?
I did respond. I never heard back. Check your e-mail. I just re-sent the info. Have fun! Looks like the Colonel a couple of others already found the board. It needs a lot of customization. --- Original Message --- On Thu, 12 May 2005 15:44:48 -0700, JVWatts wrote: I offered to run the site if Javvy would pay for itBut he never respondedJamie Devonna Snuggs wrote: http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net this is to access email list; the message board is gone and I can't seem to convince Javvy to get it back running (I KNOW YOU HAVE TO RE-LOAD AN ENTIRELY NEW SYSTEM) I really miss it as do others. I'm not that computer savvy! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] site hacked?
No one took it over. It's yours to admin. I deleted all members who registered 2 months ago. Admin, Tampa Tider, Javvy are all admins are the ONLY current members. Let us know when you get it ready to open for bidness... --- Original Message --- On Thu, 12 May 2005 23:10:49 -0700, JVWatts wrote: Who's the Colonel? and yep it looks like somebody already took it over Mike Laborde wrote: I did respond. I never heard back. Check your e-mail. I just re- sent the info. Have fun! Looks like the Colonel a couple of others already found the board. It needs a lot of customization. --- Original Message --- On Thu, 12 May 2005 15:44:48 -0700, JVWatts wrote: I offered to run the site if Javvy would pay for itBut he never respondedJamie Devonna Snuggs wrote: http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net this is to access email list; the message board is gone and I can't seem to convince Javvy to get it back running (I KNOW YOU HAVE TO RE-LOAD AN ENTIRELY NEW SYSTEM) I really miss it as do others. I'm not that computer savvy! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] For Bill, wherever he may be...
He has been invited back numerous times but doesn't have time for another list so sez he. --- Original Message --- On Wed, 11 May 2005 11:12:45 -0700, JVWatts wrote: You refering to Wilhelm Evans I donut think he is no longer on this here memo chat listJVW Bryan Benefield wrote: ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Hey Slef
You wouldn't happen to be Jackie on Finebaum today, would you? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Cecil Hurt on Finebaum
What happened? What did he say? I was out of my truck during most of his interview. Apparently he said something major about Bama's football program. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Cecil Hurt on Finebaum
Was that you that said he used the name Jim so he wouldn't have to pay Vickers a royalty? I laughed my ass off at that comment. Priceless! --- Original Message --- On Mon, 09 May 2005 16:29:27 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Someone called in and said Jim from Tuscaloosa's real name is DICK Gary. I called in and gave them my real name. It was about 2:45. Slef E. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Cecil Hurt on Finebaum
Dude, that was an all-time classic call. I'm not too sure either of them got the K joke. I did. I was laughing hard out loud as I was on the I-20 to I-459 North ramp. You need to become a regular. You are at least 100 IQ points above any other caller. You'd be the Dennis Miller of Alabama. --- Original Message --- On Mon, 09 May 2005 18:42:00 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Yes, and I asked Paul if Vickers spells his first name with a K. :-) JT - Original Message - From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Monday, May 09, 2005 5:02 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Cecil Hurt on Finebaum Was that you that said he used the name Jim so he wouldn't have to pay Vickers a royalty? I laughed my ass off at that comment. Priceless! ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Finebaum Fans?
Who is a fan and who hates him? Who hates him but still listens daily? When do you listen? How often what hours do you usually catch? What is your opinion of Neal? Just wondering because I listen to him daily from 2 until usually 5 or 6 each day. I catch most of the show but when I'm using certain machinery I can't hear the radio so I do miss some. I like Paul. That's not to say that he doesn't piss me off sometimes for different reasons. Neal is a dickwad. I appreciate the fact that he is a conservative but he's such an asshole. He's that kid that would start shit when he was around his friends but would practically suck your dick if he was caught out alone. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday night...
huh? Whatcha talkin 'bout, Sleffie? --- Original Message --- On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:59:08 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Unbeknownst to myslef at the time, I was getting heavy artillery support from a forward position. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!
Jamie, With all due respect, FUCK YOU! That was unnecessary. --- Original Message --- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 12:10:17 -0400, JVWatts wrote: He's being released from the Rome City Jail as we speak ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net __ NOD32 1.1069 (20050419) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.nod32.com ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!
Damn, Krut! Where in the world did you dig up those old and worthless documents? Phat Phil and his wife Blobber might be interested in those, but I taint. Jamie, sorry I went off. It struck me the wrong way. It was a shitty thing to post, though. I'm tired of all the kiddie-fucking jokes. It's old worn out. I don't see a lot of black Jew mean-spirited jokes here because that is not socially acceptable. Ragging on Catholics, however, seems to be fine because most in North America and Europe are white. 99.99% of priests would get sick at the thought of touching a child. I'd bet there are more kiddie-fuckers on this list than in the entire Catholic Church. Now, I'm not getting sensitive. Far from it. It's just sooo old now. Also, I expect more from Jamie than I do from obnoxious folks like Slef Javvy. --- Original Message --- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:54:22 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED] Jamie, With all due respect, FUCK YOU! Deer Javvy, We have rules here, and I'm pretty shore you've violated #1 and #2. (Possibly more) For future reference; http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/29/29335/folders/132820/927 8121.gif http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/29/29335/folders/132820/927 8144.gif Have a nice day. Oh, Wait Nevermind. kurt ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net __ NOD32 1.1071 (20050419) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.nod32.com ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!
My point is that priests aren't the only pedophiles. They could be anywhere. Pick on pedophiles in the NFL, a union or even government. There are surely more at any of those places than in the Church. --- Original Message --- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 18:18:55 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: That's got to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read on ANY list. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Sunday night, Monday night...
Someone mention a bunch of yahoos? We won that war, BTW. Bamafan is dead. Long live Bamafan! --- Original Message --- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:43:00 -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] After about 1 1/2 years as [EMAIL PROTECTED] some other yahoo's and myslef waged war against the retarded banafan list boner. [...] HI!! kurt ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED!!!!
Slef, No. There are not 1 billion priests. Sincerely, Javvy --- Original Message --- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 18:54:52 -0500, Jeff Todd wrote: Javvy, Ain't there about 1 BILLION of y'all? Need I say more? JT - Original Message - From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:25 PM Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] NEW POPE ELECTED My point is that priests aren't the only pedophiles. They could be anywhere. Pick on pedophiles in the NFL, a union or even government. There are surely more at any of those places than in the Church. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Fwd: Network Maintenance Advisory
FYI. The list may be interrupted by system maintenance again. --- Original Message --- From: Support Dept. To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: Sent: Mon, 04 Apr 2005 02:57:16 +0800 Subject: Network Maintenance Advisory Network Maintenance Advisory: This messages is for all Linux Hosting clients and resellers On 04/04/ 2005, Our network engineering will be performing routine maintenance on a core router and upgrade our servers hardware. This maintenance is expected to cause some network interruption, and should take approximately less than 24 hour to perform upgrading. This work is necessary to upgrade a portion of our network to the high standard of redundancy and performance that is expected by our customer base. Downtime due to the maintenance is expected to be minimal, however intermittent short outages may occur during the maintenance window.. We thank you for your patience and understanding. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] QA with Antonio Forbes
Excellent interview. Thanks, Slef! --- Original Message --- On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 06:56:03 -0600, Jeff Todd wrote: One of the Tide's top signees in this year's class is defensive lineman Antonio Forbes (6-4, 270) of Meadowcreek HS in Norcross, GA. During the course of his senior year, Forbes went from a sleeper to one of the most highly recruited players in the state of Georgia. The Tide won the battle for him against Texas AM, Florida State, Ohio State and many other top programs. Here's how it happened. QA with Antonio Forbes snip ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
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Re: [RollTideFan] DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)
Welcome to RollTideFan. Wear a cup! :-) --- Original Message --- On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 08:23:32 -0500, Richard Reeves wrote: http://abstractappeal.com/schiavo/infopage.html Again another un- informed response from someone that has failed to master the English language and reverts to vulgarities to try and prove his point. From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion ListRTF@rolltidefan.net To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion ListRTF@rolltidefan.net Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 06:55:03 -0600 - Original Message - From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:38 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] DoubleSadNewsDayInFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama) Facts? What facts. I posted a court document on the case and you posted a self serving website. You posted _ONE_ court document, asswipe. I posted a link to website that contained links to at least _100_ legal documents pertaining to the same case, dickhead! If you'd have spent a few minutes navigating the website, you would know that. If you care to read the courts findings then you'd see that all is not what it seems! While you're passing out advice, give yoreslef a big serving. when you have to get to attacking vulgar comments to TRY and convey your point. Seems quite juvenile. Idiots make me cuss. Your post in regards to the website didn't bother me at all but your vulgar response to my posting of a court document was out of line. Oh! Now you're offended! Welcome to the real world, dipshit. Hmmm, from the vulgarity it didn't sit well with you having some REAL FACTS! How would you know? I cuss when I'm happy, too. Thank you for knowing my home and not passing judgement on me? Ah! The seldom used Fifth Sentence Type - the Declarogative! I feel blessed. Slef E. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day InFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)
Yes, I think she has suffered very much. However, I do not know if she is currently suffering. I don't think anyone really does. I do know that the 5-17 days it will take her to die will cause even more suffering that she has experienced to date. It's a horrible, horrible way to die. I know my self and I know my fat ass could never do this but I wish a few hundred or a few thousand people would go and camp in front of the hospital and the judge's house and not eat or drink until she is either dead or put back on food. Let the public, the monster of a husband, and that piece of shit judge see what happens to a starved dehydrated body. Pain killers or not, it's going to be horrible. --- Original Message --- On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:06:14 -0600, Pat Smoot wrote: Very true, but don't you think SHE has suffered enough already? - Original Message - From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List RTF@rolltidefan.net Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2005 9:58 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day InFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama) or... He could be the one who put her in the state she is in and doesn't want to become Leroy's bitch in prison. Just a thought... --- Original Message --- On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:59:40 -0600, Pat Smoot wrote: He may actually be one of those rare people today that makes a promise makes every effort to keep it, therefore divorce is not an option. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Fwd: Death Process From Starvation
From another list: Death Process From Starvation Friday March 18, 2005 9:16 PM By The Associated Press The general process of death for patients whose food and hydration tubes are withdrawn: -Day One: The percutaneous endoscopic gastrotomy tube, which is placed through the skin and into the stomach, is removed in a simple surgical procedure. Patients who do not have mental cognition to have a sense of thirst or hunger will not be uncomfortable. - Days Three to Four: Urine output decreases and patients begin to lose normal body secretions. The mouth begins to look dry and the eyes appear sunken. Patients will look thinner because the body tissues have lost fluid. Their heart rate gradually goes up and their blood pressure goes down. In some patients, dehydration releases endorphins in the brain that create a state of euphoria. - Days Five to 10: People who are alert have a marked decrease in their alertness. Respiration becomes irregular with periods of very fast and then very slow breathing. Some patients will become restless, while others will be less active. For patients in a persistent vegetative state, there may be no discernible change in their movements. - Days 10 to Death: Patients do not appear to respond to their environment at all and may appear to be in a coma. Length of death process is determined by how well- nourished patient was and how much body fat and fluid they had when procedure began. May be outward signs of dehydration, such as extremely dry skin. Kidney function declines and toxins begin accumulating in the body. Toxins cause respiratory muscles to fail. Multiple organ systems begin to fail from lack of nutrition. Source: LifePath Hospice. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-4876256,00.html ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In Florida... [Fwd: FNC Alert] (non-Bama)
Will any RTF'er in Florida please kill this man? A very slow and painful death is preferable but dead is dead. While he is dying, ram a hot poker up his ass repeatedly. While you are at it, Judge George Greer needs a good old fashioned Southern ass whoopin' too. We certainly do have a problem with the judiciary in this country. Many seem to think they are above the law. We need serious reform. Thanks for letting me vent! --- Original Message --- From: BREAKING NEWS [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: REAKINGNEWS Subscribers [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: Sent: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:30:35 -0500 Subject: FNC Alert POLICE: SEX OFFENDER JOHN EVANDER COUEY CONFESSES TO KILLING JESSICA LUNSFORD **Watch FOX News Channel or go to http://foxnews.com for more ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In Florida... [Fwd: FNC Alert](non-Bama)
Terry may have actually expressed her wishes today. Check this out. It's heartbreaking. http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/3/18/174428.shtml Terri: 'I Wnnt [to Live]' A mentally disabled woman whose court-ordered starvation-execution began Friday attempted to contradict her estranged husband's claim that she wants to die hours before her feeding tube was disconnected, an eyewitness is claiming. Barbara Weller, an attorney for Terri Schiavo's parents, told reporters Friday afternoon that during her visit earlier in the day she told Ms. Schiavo: Terri, if you would just say, 'I want to live,' all of this will be over. According to pro-life activist Randall Terry, who recounted the scene to radio host Sean Hannity, Schiavo tried desperately to repeat Weller's words. 'I wannt ...,' Schiavo allegedly said, in a prolonged yell that had police stationed nearby running into her hospice room. She just started yelling, 'I wnnt, I wnnt,' Terry said, according to Weller's account. At that point police ejected Weller, he said. --- Original Message --- On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:37:03 -0500, Tim Boozer wrote: Mike - I had not heard about this till I read your post. I just got home. This is sick and it apparently took place about 60 miles from my house. I really hoped this girl would turn up somehow. I just don't get it. You're right, Judge Greer, George Felos, and Michael Shiavo will someday have to answer for their deeds, but none of that helps Terri today. If she expressed a wish to die in this situation, why did it take him so long to come forward with that information? It doesn't hurt anyone for her to be allowed to live, why kill her? ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day InFlorida...[Fwd:FNCAlert](non-Bama)
You never know if she actually cums? running like hell --- Original Message --- On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 22:22:01 -0500, JVWatts wrote: Speaking of turnips: Does anybody know the worst thing about eating a vegetable ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Double Sad News Day In Florida... [Fwd: FNCAlert](non-Bama)
She is not a vegetable. The only support she is on is for feeding. --- Original Message --- On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:01:17 -0600, Pat Smoot wrote: Surely you people are not advocating that this poor woman be left in a hospital bed for another 15 years. ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
