Ah .. poetry .. Sometimes, I just love it. Mary Lynn
Mary Lynn Schmidt, distributor Psionic Energy Software http://miracle6bizland.com/softwaresolutions/ Rev. Mary Lynn Schmidt, Ordained Minister ONE SPIRIT ONE HEART: Facilitator/Consultant for Alternative Healing Modalities and Practitioner utilizing various modalities which can include TTouch . Reiki . Pet Loss Grief Counseling . Animal Behavior Modification . Shamanic Spiritual Travel . Behavior Problems . Psionic Energy Practitioner . Radionics . Herbs . Dowsing . Nutrition . Homeopathy . Polarity . THE ANIMAL CONNECTION HEALING MODALITIES http://members.tripod.com/~MLSchmidt/ An Overdue Visit 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the nation Friends of Freedom knew it was a special occasion. Lady Liberty stood taller just off the shore Her torch shining brighter than a few weeks before But it wasn't the flame turning her cheeks all rosy It was thoughts of Snowe, Feingold and Nancy Pelosi And leaders from every side of the aisle Who would soon bring the Bill of Rights back into style. The Amendments had all hurried out of their beds - Which was no easy task, they were nearly in shreds - And they rushed to the window on papery feet As a jolly old man flew right over their street. "Could it be!?" they inquired as the roof shook and trembled And they crept toward the mantle, peaceably assembled, Just as someone emerged from the chimney with flair In a shiny red suit, with a shock of white hair And a top hat, and pants all in red, white and blue - "Wait a minute," the Amendments exclaimed, "Who are you?" "Don't be frightened my children," he said, "it's no scam. "You can't have forgotten your old Uncle Sam!" "Holy crap!" said Free Speech. "Stop right there!" yelled Bear Arms And Privacy cried "Who shut off the alarms?!" The Fifth remained silent, but Uncle Sam said "We've been having some trouble, but Freedom's not dead." The Amendments were cautious. "It's just been so long "We've seen Liberty lost, we've seen so much go wrong. "The President's trying to mangle and warp us, "The Fourth is in tatters, so's Habeas Corpus!" The old man sat down - he had had quite a ride - But he told them "Don't worry, the Law's on our side, "'Cause the nation's fed up and more people are crying "For Justice and an end to illegal spying, "And secret abductions by the CIA, "And laws that would take women's choices away, "And Gitmo tribunals and secret detention, "And other intrusions too numerous to mention - " "Not so fast," said a grinchity voice from above And Don Rumsfeld pushed past the Fourteenth with a shove. He was covered in soot and he looked kind of scary. It seemed like his Christmas had not been so merry. The Amendments said they weren't happy to see him: "You tried to throw all of us in the museum! "You've done so much the Constitution forbids!" "And I would have gone on, but for you meddling kids!" Uncle Sam told him "Rummy, your plans just won't do, "So we've got a brand new timetable for you!" And as Rumsfeld retired and crept into the night The Amendments cried out "Have a good secret flight!" >From the distance they heard him reply with a snort. "Bye-bye, Rummy!" they answered, "we'll see you in court!" Uncle Sam rode the chimney up out of the room And, like Frosty, he said "I'll be back again soon." But they heard him exclaim "Oh, and just one more thing! "This year, when the holiday bells start to ring, "Try to honor religion. Honest faith can't be wrong. "It's America, can't we all just get along? "So, on Christian," he cried, "Muslim, Hindu, and Jew! "On Quaker! On Shaker! And Atheist too! "On Buddhist! On Taoist! And to show we're not chickens "We'll file a few lawsuits defending the Wiccans! "Your belief is your right, so get out there and savor it. "Uncle Sam's not a preacher, and he doesn't play favorites!" So this holiday season, whatever you do, Warmest wishes for Freedom, from the ACLU. _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
