ah yes, that thing...
Anyone happen to know why something thinks I wrote that in 2099, though?
At the sprightly age of 115, no less?
Actually, I wrote it in 2002 and it sat on a shelf for a couple of years.
Did you miss a message? Well, don't.
Anyone old enough to remember this?
No mention of the chicken and the egg though, that's sad.
Also, the date near the end hasn't yet happened unless I've been under a
rock all this time, but this list is dead and that just isn't acceptable.
Perhaps it's a rock and a hard place... oh you know