Re: The Talk2 List Fw: HI!
Yeah. Watch everyone get pissed off at this one, too. - Original Message - From: Nick To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:28 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: HI! I think this is another one for the google language translater. Looky at this! Just look. Line 1651 - Original Message - From: Meagan Belanger To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 19, 2006 1:38 AM Subject: Re: HI! A highly paid razor blade Any bowling ball can figure out a financial spider, but it takes a real razor blade to seek a mating ritual. If a surly pork chop dances with a boiled grizzly bear, then the tape recorder around a stovepipe dies. Now and then, a judge near a tripod borrows money from a minivan defined by the bottle of beer. Another financial photon, the umbrella, and another somewhat polka-dotted CEO are what made America great! The chess board about the defendant A Eurasian inferiority complex When a garbage can is ridiculously feline, another chess board over a wedding dress graduates from a highly paid carpet tack. Now and then, some mortician for the garbage can barely shares a shower with a false fire hydrant. When an orbiting buzzard trembles, a wheelbarrow hides. Sometimes the barely feline paycheck flies into a rage, but the elusive roller coaster always graduates from a power drill living with a lover! A graduated cylinder related to a stovepipe throws a thoroughly impromptu bullfrog at a steam engine, or an infected apartment building finds subtle faults with a crispy traffic light.
The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will.
I got bored, so started analyzing John's spam thing. What's the submarine's name? Martez Del Norte? (I stole the 'Norte' name from Patrick.)'The elusive traffic light competes with theridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard.' Farhan, I thought of you when I read that. It's like this isn't even a spam, more a guy trippin' off LSD, or something. 'A Eurasian inferiority complex', is that supposed to be European Asians? I'd have a complex if I was called a 'Eurasian', not because of my harritage but that name sounds like something out of Starwars. Perhaps I'm only amusing myself by writing all this.ButI can't stop laughing. It's so stupid and random that it almost, in some sick twisted way makes sense. 'Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse, and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella danceswith the cashier.' Somehow I could see this polar bear, with a thick New Yorkern accent, dancing with the umbrella.Screw the cashier. ...Yeah, I'm screwed in the head, maybe I have been watching too many Itallian God Father type movies.
Re: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will.
I'm on nothing...Um, I don't think? Maybe I should go get ablood test? LOL. - Original Message - From: Vanja Sudar To: talk2 Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 5:04 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will. Lol lol! I love you Cort, this made me laugh even more than the spam message it self and that made me laugh out loud quite a lot. Wow, seriously, what are you on? That was just great! Vanjahttp://www.sudar.co.ukMSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]AIM: vanja121Skype: vanja121 - Original Message - From: Cortney Glonka To: talk2 Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 9:12 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will. I got bored, so started analyzing John's spam thing. What's the submarine's name? Martez Del Norte? (I stole the 'Norte' name from Patrick.)'The elusive traffic light competes with theridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard.' Farhan, I thought of you when I read that. It's like this isn't even a spam, more a guy trippin' off LSD, or something. 'A Eurasian inferiority complex', is that supposed to be European Asians? I'd have a complex if I was called a 'Eurasian', not because of my harritage but that name sounds like something out of Starwars. Perhaps I'm only amusing myself by writing all this.ButI can't stop laughing. It's so stupid and random that it almost, in some sick twisted way makes sense. 'Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse, and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella danceswith the cashier.' Somehow I could see this polar bear, with a thick New Yorkern accent, dancing with the umbrella.Screw the cashier. ...Yeah, I'm screwed in the head, maybe I have been watching too many Itallian God Father type movies. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.13.1/466 - Release Date: 10/7/2006
Re: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will.
I was tempted to get some, minus the alcohol (or whatever that was that Jenn put in it to help my throat.) - Original Message - From: Vanja Sudar To: talk2 Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 5:44 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will. Hmm, you sure you haven't been drinking that tea stuff that fucked you up last week? Lol! Vanjahttp://www.sudar.co.ukMSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]AIM: vanja121Skype: vanja121 - Original Message - From: Cortney Glonka To: talk2 Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 10:17 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will. I'm on nothing...Um, I don't think? Maybe I should go get ablood test? LOL. - Original Message - From: Vanja Sudar To: talk2 Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 5:04 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will. Lol lol! I love you Cort, this made me laugh even more than the spam message it self and that made me laugh out loud quite a lot. Wow, seriously, what are you on? That was just great! Vanjahttp://www.sudar.co.ukMSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]AIM: vanja121Skype: vanja121 - Original Message - From: Cortney Glonka To: talk2 Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 9:12 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Analytical, if you will. I got bored, so started analyzing John's spam thing. What's the submarine's name? Martez Del Norte? (I stole the 'Norte' name from Patrick.)'The elusive traffic light competes with theridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard.' Farhan, I thought of you when I read that. It's like this isn't even a spam, more a guy trippin' off LSD, or something. 'A Eurasian inferiority complex', is that supposed to be European Asians? I'd have a complex if I was called a 'Eurasian', not because of my harritage but that name sounds like something out of Starwars. Perhaps I'm only amusing myself by writing all this.ButI can't stop laughing. It's so stupid and random that it almost, in some sick twisted way makes sense. 'Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse, and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella danceswith the cashier.' Somehow I could see this polar bear, with a thick New Yorkern accent, dancing with the umbrella.Screw the cashier. ...Yeah, I'm screwed in the head, maybe I have been watching too many Itallian God Father type movies. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.13.1/466 - Release Date: 10/7/2006 No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.13.1/466 - Release Date: 10/7/2006
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: PRIVATE
It just makes me blink. I wrote my parity to it because I was *simply bored.* I'm just kind of miffed about this whole sichiation. - Original Message - From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 11:23 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: PRIVATE The one time I forward a weird Spam Email, and look what happens? Oh well. off to readingland I go. - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 9:04 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: PRIVATE Yeah, well we all know what you really are, so I won't go on about it either. It's a well established fact that needs no more mention here. Suffice it to say, though, that it takes one to know one. Oh yeah, I do believe I'm qualified enough to throw said insults at those who have as much or less of a life than I have, so I will, and no one here, or anyone else, for that matter, is going to stop it from occurring. As for your other comments, I don't particularly care, and I like starting random shit on mailing lists for the soul purpose of reaction. I think I've succeeded. Now, we watch... Thanks for playing the part of the pawn. On 10/9/2006, 9:09:40 PM EDT, Vanja wrote: You know what, I'm not going to send shitloads of messages arguing, because it's stupid, pointless and childish, but the fact that I sent a little reply or 2 to a thread that, it needs to be noticed, I didn't even start, doesn't say or show anything about my life. I might not be able to play keyboard, I might not know every single thing about every audio equipment in the world, but I also do things, workwise and socially. I go out, visit places, people, do things. I also got quite a bit of money that even if I did nothing for a year, if not more, I could live quite comfortably. No, I'm not bragging, in fact I never ever before even mentioned it on this list, but am just saying that you may think whatever you want about my life, but the fact is, I obviously got a lot more of it than you think I have. So what's the difference between this and you creating sentenses, translating them to however many languages, then back to English and then laughing at it. That too, could be argued, is something stupid or not to laugh that, but you laughed and responded to those messages your self. Yes, I responded to this message and virtually laughed at it, because it did make me laugh, but if you paied any attention to what I write and did on this list, you could also conclude that I definitely do not respond to these messages often and although I my self forwarded one or two of them in past, it's definitely a very small number. I'm not even goig to bother mentioning things that you did that a lot of people might have considered stupid or waste of time, or things that would only possibly make you laugh, but I don't go on lists saying how you have no life or how whatever you do is stupid. Besides, you your self often admit how you don't have a life and do things because you're bored, so I guess this doesn't make me too much worse than you. Vanja http://www.sudar.co.uk MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: vanja121 Skype: vanja121 - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:40 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: PRIVATE Now they're making you take time out of your busy day... Oh, wait, you don't have one, you have no life to speak of. But, assuming you did, the point now is to make you lose concentration on whatever it is your doing and completely screw up your day. On 10/9/2006, 5:03:07 PM EDT, Vanja wrote: Wow, shit! That's one of the best ones I've ever seen! It's sad when spam can makes us laugh, lol. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(828)221-2971 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For anything related to the yamaha motif line of keyboards and modules, subscribe to the motif-help mailing list by sending a blank message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 8:39 PM EST. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(828)221-2971 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For anything related to the yamaha motif line of keyboards and modules, subscribe to the motif-help mailing list by sending a blank message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 10:00 PM EST. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.13.1/466 - Release Date: 10/7/2006
The Talk2 List Fw: This Watch is aces
Um. I don't where watches. This disturbs me slightly. - Original Message - From: Nita [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 3:54 PM Subject: This Watch is aces I had a meeting to attend to, and I needed something classy yet professional to wear. One of my friends told me about your website and I've seen him wearing one of your watches, but I was still sceptical to buy a replica watch. I took my chance though, and ordered a Rolex from your website. When I received it, I was definitely impressed, but wasn't sure if my associates would be able to tell it's a replica. But when I showed up to the meeting, they couldn't take their eyes off of my new watch. This watch gave me what I was looking for, classy style, with a touch of professionalism. - Julianne S., Just go to http://www.confuseactt.com
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: This Watch is aces
Sam, You can have all the watches you want from me! Since I make them in surplus and all! - Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 5:15 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: This Watch is aces Ooh, I want a cortney replica rolex watch! Why didn't you tell us you manufacture watches? Is Nita gilocean really that much better than us hear on talk2? lol. Cortney Glonka wrote: Um. I don't where watches. This disturbs me slightly. - Original Message - From: Nita [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 3:54 PM Subject: This Watch is aces I had a meeting to attend to, and I needed something classy yet professional to wear. One of my friends told me about your website and I've seen him wearing one of your watches, but I was still sceptical to buy a replica watch. I took my chance though, and ordered a Rolex from your website. When I received it, I was definitely impressed, but wasn't sure if my associates would be able to tell it's a replica. But when I showed up to the meeting, they couldn't take their eyes off of my new watch. This watch gave me what I was looking for, classy style, with a touch of professionalism. - Julianne S., Just go to http://www.confuseactt.com -- Samuel Proulx mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://fastfinge.livejournal.com Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: This Watch is aces
Mine aren't fake, you see. - Original Message - From: Vanja Sudar [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 5:41 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: This Watch is aces lmao, I sure ware watches, Braille ones though and sure as hell I am not gonna buy a fake watch, but I get loads of those too wanting me to buy their fake shit. Vanja http://www.sudar.co.uk MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: vanja121 Skype: vanja121 - Original Message - From: Cortney Glonka [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 8:32 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: This Watch is aces Um. I don't where watches. This disturbs me slightly. - Original Message - From: Nita [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 3:54 PM Subject: This Watch is aces I had a meeting to attend to, and I needed something classy yet professional to wear. One of my friends told me about your website and I've seen him wearing one of your watches, but I was still sceptical to buy a replica watch. I took my chance though, and ordered a Rolex from your website. When I received it, I was definitely impressed, but wasn't sure if my associates would be able to tell it's a replica. But when I showed up to the meeting, they couldn't take their eyes off of my new watch. This watch gave me what I was looking for, classy style, with a touch of professionalism. - Julianne S., Just go to http://www.confuseactt.com
Re: The Talk2 List Things and Stuff tonight
My poor last name... First CRGrandma, and now, me? What will they think of next? Cortney - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, September 09, 2006 11:45 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Things and Stuff tonight Well, it's time for another things and stuff. WHy bother? WEll, it's something to do. As the production box is still dead, Things and Stuff will be brought to you by my beautiful, plastic HP laptop, hopefully with none of that annoying USB noise that was present last week. I think I got rid of it, anyway. Today, we present to you, a track that goes glonk, litterally, and of course will do loads of other interesting, strange and random things. Is it time to change the sub-theme song of Things and Stuff? Find out tonight on TBRN! -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(828)221-2971 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For anything related to the yamaha motif line of keyboards and modules, subscribe to the motif-help mailing list by sending a blank message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Composition of this message started on Saturday, September 09, 2006 at 11:43 AM EDT.
Re: The Talk2 List just because i can
I've been out of the loop too long... Alright, if the cheesecake isn't gone, I want some to go with the nice cup of coffee, I'm going to run downstairs and get, provided that I don't get ran over by a hole bunch of blind people who don't yet know how to use there canes properly. Yeah, I know there should've been some punctuation in there somewhere. Expect a long rant post from me soon. I have things I'd like to bounce off your guys heads. Take care, Cortney - Original Message - From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 5:14 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can Ah, a strawberry variety eh? Very nice. Yes I know this message has no substance whatsoever, but I haven't really posted to the list as of yet. So here I be, Johnny C. Look at me? - Original Message - From: Alonzo Cuellar [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 3:45 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can Might I add... It's a nice strawberry chese cake. Sure I can do that, whome ever is willing to take it from my hands. Its still remains in the fridge freshling waitinhg for its attacker. Which will probably be me since none can take it from me. - Original Message - From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 1:19 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can CHEESECAKE?!?! You better forward a few pieces onto the list so that the rest of us may partake. - Original Message - From: Alonzo Cuellar [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List just because i can Your just like me when I am sitting around. I always have a comptuer in hand so I am generally on the net or connected some how. Now to go eat a cheese cake. - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, August 21, 2006 11:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List just because i can Welcome to a doctor's office. Since i don't have a laptop or bluetooth keyboard, i thought i'd try to send this little message from a very bored phone and see what happens. Plus, i like playing with fake internet. Someone give me something to do!
Re: The Talk2 List email message request.
Um, TJ? That was a total Farhan thing to say. Are you feeling okay today? - Original Message - From: TJ Olsen To: talk2 Sent: Monday, August 14, 2006 6:16 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List email message request. what exactly will be the consiquences if we don't? will small pigs go oink in our faces and leave bacon in their wake? tj - Original Message - From: Ihug To: talk2 Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 5:10 AM Subject: The Talk2 List email message request. thank you for taking the time to read this message. it has been my ut most disapointment, that my email address, was not removed form the talk too list. please unsubscribe the following address from this list.: [EMAIL PROTECTED] YOU WILL HAVE THIS ADDRESS REMOVED WITH IN THIS WEEK PLEASE! thank you for your attention. Shaun. Quality sound international. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.10.9/416 - Release Date: 8/10/2006
