pickle jokes

2016-04-12 Thread Janine
Been having trouble posting messages lately and I understand our server doesn't have enough wires. But I just loved Ken's pickle jokes, being a dill pickle enthusiast myself. I used to make my own with cukes grown by my beloved and one time ended up with an Aunt Bee bad jar. But most

Pickle Jokes

2016-04-10 Thread Lisa Jackson
Those pickle jokes were as bad as Aunt Bee's pickles. ;) But here's another one just as bad that I remember from a joke book that my brother had a lng time ago. Why do I remember such trivial trivialities? I don't know. Any way, here's the joke... Q: What's green and has a motor

Aunt Bee Pickle Jokes

2016-04-09 Thread Ken Anderson
*Pickle Joke* *Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?* *A*. They're well bread! *Q. How can you tell when there's 1,000 pounds of pickles under your bed?* *A*. Because you're closer to the ceiling! *Q: What's green and wears a mask?* *A*: The Lone Pickle! *Q. What happens when a PICKLE is