Mayberry reality show

2013-02-03 Thread Janet Anderson
If someone in Mayberry were to make a Reality show who would it be and 
what kind of show would they do?

Vic, that is a thought-provoking question.  I think the obvious answer is a 
Cops-style show featuring Andy and Barney and their day-to-day work upholding 
law and order in Mayberry, facing and overcoming various life-threatening 
situations.  The title could be Mayberry--Gateway to Danger!  There would be 
lots of excitement and tension as the cameras follow Barney bringing in Mrs. 
Kelsey's laundry from the clothesline and swearing Leon to secrecy as he 
borrows one of her dresses.  They could record Andy and Barney, along with Aunt 
Bee, as they attempt to collect all the offending newspapers that Opie and 
Howie passed out before townsfolk have a chance to read them.  The cameras 
could show both men as they frantically search the dump for Barney's chain 
letter, and then follow them as they deliver soup to Emma Brand's house (poor 
old soul!).  Oh, and they could devote a whole episode to Barney's 
supernatural dealings with the Count.  And there would certainly be lots of 
excitement as Barney tries to finally close the case of the punch in the nose.

Of course, there are many other possibilities.  What about a show called 
Grease Monkey--The Life and Times of a Garage Mechanic?  We could see Goober 
repairing a tire (there's quite a lot of suspense when he plunges the inner 
tube in water and searches for the tell-tale air bubbles) and watch as he talks 
to Lydia Crosswaithe about her bad tires and oil problem.  We could also see 
him fix the carburetor in the squad car--putting it in, taking it out, etc.  
But the highlight would be an episode devoted to Goober taking apart Gilly 
Walker's car and putting it together again (It was a beautiful thing!).  Yes, 
I think there is definite potential there.

As far as I'm concerned, Mayberry's reality is sure preferable to what passes 
for entertainment these days.

Where the living is easy and slow.


Thelma Lou
(Janet)
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Silent Auction

2013-02-03 Thread CTMIDWAY58
While strollin' thru the woods a day or 3 ago I decided I needed to go into 
 town fer a change, so come back to the cabin and cranked up the ol' puddle 
 jumper and away I went.  Stopped in one a'them stores what sells stuff  
don't nobody want but somebody else might and I found a VHS tape of the  
Bio-graphy of Andy G.  I don't need it but thunk someone might oughta have  it 
so 
paid a whoppingHmmmph!! Ain't a'gonna tell ya what I paid fer  it!!  
Then a few days later I come across a DVD of Song For The Season with  Andy, 
Gerald McRaney and Naomi Judd.  Whut I was sayin' is, I don't need  'em but 
will donate 'em to the silent auction come Mayberry Days. Hopefully  someone 
will pay a little sumpin' fer 'em and help along the Surry Arts  Council.  
Oh...almost fergot to tell ya...the VHS Biography is still  sealed in its 
original plastic wropper. 
I tell ya whatone day not long ago when I got up I peeked out the  
winder and the woods had a slight haze of ice coatin' them.  The sun was up  
enough to make 'em glisten like diamonds and what a great reminder of how 
little  I can control this old world!!  Almighty God put on a display I was 
mighty  proud to take a look at!
I'll check in a'fore long and letcha all know how my woods is farin' during 
 these bleak cold days. 
Old Man Kelsey
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alumni sighting

2013-02-03 Thread jlj9675
Caught a few minutes of Music Man this evening and I think I spotted Arnold 
Winkler at a fairly young age. Perhaps this is the first time he and Opie 
met, which might've led to his appearances in Mayberry!
Aunt Bee of Orlando 



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Squad Car License Plate Number

2013-02-03 Thread Brian Kaufman
Last year I ordered a license plate for my car that I thought contained the 
three numbers from Andy and Barney's squad car.  The numbers I used were 283.  
I am certain that I saw those numbers from the squad car license plate on an 
episode.  However, while I was watching the TAGS episode The English Valet 
recently, I discovered very clearly that the squad car license plate contained 
the number 327.  Were there a variety of license plate numbers used on the 
squad car license plate throughout the seasons of TAGS?  I imagine Ken would be 
able to provide details regarding my question.

Janet...I really enjoyed reading your post about a TAGS reality show.  That was 
very enjoyable to read.  Thank you.

Brian
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