RE: [Zen] Haiku
Okay! Cool! .Bill!
I think I corrected this in an earlier post ('slug' instead od "bullet") to
conform to the .357 'magnu,' form. But it's all a work in progress...
Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
This Haiku is 4-5-7. What gives? ...Bill!
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brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> Gun shoots bullet,
> Hole where head should be,
> Hot tea refreshes the World.
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> Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Haiku .357
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> Glock 3-3,
> Loaded, safety off,
> Would you like a cup of tea?
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Re: SV: Re: [Zen] Haiku
On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:08:58 -0800, craig omanion <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > The trigger finger pointing at the ear > is not the ear > when a glock is involved > the finger is very dangerous Ooh, gotta love the koan-haiku-Zen-Sensei Effect! Zenbob -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [Zen] Haiku
On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:20:37 -0800, mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> Excuse the rushed spelling - 'magnum'.
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> mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: I think I corrected
> this in an earlier post ('slug' instead od "bullet") to conform to the
> .357 'magnu,' form. But it's all a work in progress...
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> Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: This Haiku is 4-5-7.
> What gives? ...Bill!
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> --- In Zen_Forum@yahoogroups.com, mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>> Gun shoots slug,
>> Hole where head should be,
>> Hot tea refreshes the World.
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>> Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Haiku .357
>>
>> Glock 3-3,
>> Loaded, safety off,
>> Would you like a cup of tea?
>
Yes, now these work fine...in fact, they make me smile..
Which is a bit of an unexpected result given the basic subject matter..
but that being accomplished just so...that is exactly the spirit of a fine
Haiku
that unexpected inversion, the familiar turned alien, the life to death or
vice-versa
arrangments that remind us to think around corners for the unexpected and
new.
Very Zen indeed!
Thanks,
Zenbob
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Re: [Zen] Haiku
Excuse the rushed spelling - 'magnum'.
mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: I think I corrected this in an
earlier post ('slug' instead od "bullet") to conform to the .357 'magnu,' form.
But it's all a work in progress...
Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: This Haiku is 4-5-7. What gives?
...Bill!
--- In Zen_Forum@yahoogroups.com, mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Gun shoots bullet,
> Hole where head should be,
> Hot tea refreshes the World.
>
>
> Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Haiku .357
>
> Glock 3-3,
> Loaded, safety off,
> Would you like a cup of tea?
>
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Re: [Zen] Haiku
I think I corrected this in an earlier post ('slug' instead od "bullet") to
conform to the .357 'magnu,' form. But it's all a work in progress...
Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: This Haiku is 4-5-7. What gives?
...Bill!
--- In Zen_Forum@yahoogroups.com, mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Gun shoots bullet,
> Hole where head should be,
> Hot tea refreshes the World.
>
>
> Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Haiku .357
>
> Glock 3-3,
> Loaded, safety off,
> Would you like a cup of tea?
>
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Re: [Zen] Haiku
ZenBob, You wrote: > > Here is a Haiku: > > Please join me for tea, > Sweet is the nightengale song > Glock locked, loaded. This is 5-7-4, not 5-7-5. > or: > > Tea n' trajectory, > The silver moon rises fast > My Glock is more swift. This one is 6-7-5. > or: > > Would you like a scone > With your warm cup of Earl Grey > Before "make my day?" THis is okay: 5-7-5. > Finally: > > I have news for you > Scones n' tea fail to welcome > When served with Glock. Now you've got the hang of it! 5-7-5! > Happy Holidays, > > Zenbob > Happy Holidays, And have a great New Year too, Now wash your tea pot! 5-7-5 ...Bill! Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
SV: Re: [Zen] Haiku
This is not a Haiku at all...Bill! --- In Zen_Forum@yahoogroups.com, craig omanion <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > The trigger finger pointing at the ear > is not the ear > when a glock is involved > the finger is very dangerous > > > mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> skrev: > Gun shoots bullet, > Hole where head should be, > Hot tea refreshes the World. > > > Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Haiku .357 > > Glock 3-3, > Loaded, safety off, > Would you like a cup of tea? > > > > > > - > Support the World Aids Awareness campaign this month with Yahoo! for Good > > > > > - > Sök efter kärleken! > Hitta din tvillingsjäl på Yahoo! Dejting: http://se.meetic.yahoo.net > Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [Zen] Haiku
This Haiku is 4-5-7. What gives? ...Bill! --- In Zen_Forum@yahoogroups.com, mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Gun shoots bullet, > Hole where head should be, > Hot tea refreshes the World. > > > Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Haiku .357 > > Glock 3-3, > Loaded, safety off, > Would you like a cup of tea? > Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [Zen] Haiku
Thanks Robert! Of course, I should have used 'slug' not "bullet" to conform to the 'ghetto' .357 haiku format so thanks for making me aware. :) Robert Kirbo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 19:13:04 -0800, mike brown wrote: > Gun shoots bullet, > Hole where head should be, > Hot tea refreshes the World. > > > Bill Smart wrote: > Haiku .357 > > Glock 3-3, > Loaded, safety off, > Would you like a cup of tea? Interesting, but not, repeat, not Haiku. Haiku is 5, 7, 5 not 5, 5, 7 or other variations thereof. Tanka is 5, 7, 5, 7, 7... btw. Here is a Haiku: Please join me for tea, Sweet is the nightengale song Glock locked, loaded. or: Tea n' trajectory, The silver moon rises fast My Glock is more swift. or: Would you like a scone With your warm cup of Earl Grey Before "make my day?" Finally: I have news for you Scones n' tea fail to welcome When served with Glock. Happy Holidays, Zenbob -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links - Sent from Yahoo! - a smarter inbox.
Re: [Zen] Haiku
On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 19:13:04 -0800, mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Gun shoots bullet, > Hole where head should be, > Hot tea refreshes the World. > > > Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Haiku .357 > > Glock 3-3, > Loaded, safety off, > Would you like a cup of tea? Interesting, but not, repeat, not Haiku. Haiku is 5, 7, 5 not 5, 5, 7 or other variations thereof. Tanka is 5, 7, 5, 7, 7... btw. Here is a Haiku: Please join me for tea, Sweet is the nightengale song Glock locked, loaded. or: Tea n' trajectory, The silver moon rises fast My Glock is more swift. or: Would you like a scone With your warm cup of Earl Grey Before "make my day?" Finally: I have news for you Scones n' tea fail to welcome When served with Glock. Happy Holidays, Zenbob -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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The trigger finger pointing at the ear is not the ear when a glock is involved the finger is very dangerous mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> skrev: Gun shoots bullet, Hole where head should be, Hot tea refreshes the World. Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Haiku .357 Glock 3-3, Loaded, safety off, Would you like a cup of tea? - Support the World Aids Awareness campaign this month with Yahoo! for Good - Går det långsamt? Skaffa dig en snabbare bredbandsuppkoppling. Sök och jämför hos Yahoo! Shopping.
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The trigger finger pointing at the ear is not the ear when a glock is involved the finger is very dangerous mike brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> skrev: Gun shoots bullet, Hole where head should be, Hot tea refreshes the World. Bill Smart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Haiku .357 Glock 3-3, Loaded, safety off, Would you like a cup of tea? - Support the World Aids Awareness campaign this month with Yahoo! for Good - Sök efter kärleken! Hitta din tvillingsjäl på Yahoo! Dejting: http://se.meetic.yahoo.net
Re: [Zen] Haiku
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[Zen] Haiku
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[Zen] Zen Haiku of the old days
The Zen Haiku that never made it into the pop-culture books. Keep in mind that there are literally hundreds of thousands of those zen haiku that have never seen the light of day. The scholars have passed them by. Here are a few possible examples. 5-7-5 meter Scratched my nut sack Walked into the forrest Don't smell my finger Dog was barking loud Hunger howls in my belly Dog good with sake Current Book Discussion: any Zen book that you recently have read or are reading! Talk about it today! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [Zen] Haiku for your computer
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Re: [Zen] Haiku for your computer
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[Zen] Haiku for your computer
Zen Fun ZEN HAIKU FOR COMPUTER USERS From Salon A contest to replace the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages led to the following beauties. (Some tiny editing done.) (Formal Haiku poetry has strict construction rules: Each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, 5 in the third line. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity.) A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. David J. Liszewski Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? David Carlson The web-site you seek Cannot be located, But Countless more exist. Joy Rothke Errors have occurred. Look within for where and why. Lazy programmers. Charlie Gibbs Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen, mind, both are blank Ian Hughes You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Chass Whittington Program aborting: Close all you have worked on. You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Peter Rothman With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. Howard Korder No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? Jim Griffith The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao- until You bring fresh toner.Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Margaret Segall Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. David Dixon Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Francis Heaney Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Judy Birmingham A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. James Lopez Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. David Ansel ([EMAIL PROTECTED] reigns W ! T H ! N. REFLEcT, repent, & reb00t. Order SHAll return. Suzie Wagner First snow, then silence. This thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. Simon Firth A really nice and funny Zen website can be found at http://www.do-not-zzz com/ Last updated: January 15, 2002 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Join modern day disciples reach the disfigured and poor with hope and healing http://us.click.yahoo.com/lMct6A/Vp3LAA/i1hLAA/S27xlB/TM ~-> Current Book Discussion: Appreciate Your Life by Taizan Maezumi Roshi Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Zen_Forum/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
