I'm not a Tolkien fan -- nothing negative. I did read The Hobbit years ago but just
never got around to any of the trilogy. So maybe this is funny, and maybe it isn't,
but there was a cartoon in the latest New Yorker. You don't really need to see it to
get it, I wouldn't think.
TOLKIEN
Okay, then let me give you this test and see how well you really
remember them...
1) What is Gollum's real name?
2) What is the name of the king's evil advisor?
3) What is an Ent?
4) Who is Gollum's friend that helps him?
5) How does Frodo escape the tower?
6) How many palantiri are there total,
-Gary-
Also, if you send the answers to this list, make sure to warn
everyone that there is spoiler information involved.
Good call.
WARNING!! This message contains SPOILER INFORMATION!! Don't read it
unless you already know everything it says! In which case, reading it is
superfluous. But
Unless you've read at least two of the LOTR books this year to prepare
for it, I don't think you are really excited about the movie coming out.
Last year to prepare for the first movie, I read the Hobbit and
Fellowship. This year, I've read both Two Towers and Return of the King
(I was going to
Look, I read these books 39 years ago. I still remember them very well,
thank you. I don't have to read them this year. Stop picking on me!
(Let's see: 19-11 = 8)
Jon
Gary Smith wrote:
Unless you've read at least two of the LOTR books this year to prepare
for it, I don't think you are
