RE: [ZION] Very cold news sources

2003-11-17 Thread Stephen Beecroft
-Ron-
 network of stringers in virtually every berg in the world.

Enjoying the mental picture of CNN correspondents huddled, shivering, on 
various icebergs floating around the north Atlantic...

A visiting Asian* seated himself on an airplane next to the window, and 
was shortly joined by a man wearing a yarmukle.  This second man kept 
glancing over at the first with an unmistakeably hostile air.  Finally, 
after they had taken off, the man with the yarmukle turned to the Asian 
and said, I just want you to know that I will never forgive what you 
Chinese did to us at Pearl Harbor.  Stunned, the Asian sat in silence 
for a few moments, then finally said, It wasn't the Chinese that 
attacked Pearl Harbor; it was the Japanese.  In any case, I'm neither 
Chinese nor Japanese.  I'm Korean.  The other man replied, Chinese, 
Japanese, Korean, what's the difference?, and turned smugly away.

They sat in silence for a few more minutes, whereupon the Asian said to 
his seatmate, I just want you to know that I will never forgive what 
you Pennsylvania Dutch Jews did to the Titanic.  The Jewish man looked 
askance at the Asian and said, Don't be an idiot.  The Pennsylvania 
Dutch aren't Jews, and in any case, it was an iceberg that sank the 
Titanic.  The Asian replied, Goldberg, Pittsburg, iceberg, what's the 
difference?

Stephen

*I learned a short while ago that the term Oriental is now considered 
offensive, unless you're talking about restaurants (Oriental food is 
still acceptable, at least for the time being).  The preferred term is 
Asian, which seems rather vague to me -- are we talking about Arabs, 
or Slavs, or Jews, or...?

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RE: [ZION] Very cold news sources

2003-11-17 Thread RB Scott


 -Original Message-
 From: Stephen Beecroft [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, November 17, 2003 1:56 PM
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 Subject: RE: [ZION] Very cold news sources


 -Ron-
  network of stringers in virtually every berg in the world.

 Enjoying the mental picture of CNN correspondents huddled, shivering, on
 various icebergs floating around the north Atlantic...

Burg it should have been.  Nice story. See comments beneath it.

 A visiting Asian* seated himself on an airplane next to the window, and
 was shortly joined by a man wearing a yarmukle.  This second man kept
 glancing over at the first with an unmistakeably hostile air.  Finally,
 after they had taken off, the man with the yarmukle turned to the Asian
 and said, I just want you to know that I will never forgive what you
 Chinese did to us at Pearl Harbor.  Stunned, the Asian sat in silence
 for a few moments, then finally said, It wasn't the Chinese that
 attacked Pearl Harbor; it was the Japanese.  In any case, I'm neither
 Chinese nor Japanese.  I'm Korean.  The other man replied, Chinese,
 Japanese, Korean, what's the difference?, and turned smugly away.

 They sat in silence for a few more minutes, whereupon the Asian said to
 his seatmate, I just want you to know that I will never forgive what
 you Pennsylvania Dutch Jews did to the Titanic.  The Jewish man looked
 askance at the Asian and said, Don't be an idiot.  The Pennsylvania
 Dutch aren't Jews, and in any case, it was an iceberg that sank the
 Titanic.  The Asian replied, Goldberg, Pittsburg, iceberg, what's the
 difference?

 Stephen

 *I learned a short while ago that the term Oriental is now considered
 offensive, unless you're talking about restaurants (Oriental food is
 still acceptable, at least for the time being).  The preferred term is
 Asian, which seems rather vague to me -- are we talking about Arabs,
 or Slavs, or Jews, or...?

It's only offensive to a few PC-Nazis  and guv-jocks.  I don't know a
single, ah, Occidental who prefers the non-descriptive Asian.  Of course
they'd rather be Malayasian, Chineese, Japanese or Korean...whatever
applies.

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RE: [ZION] Very cold news sources

2003-11-17 Thread RB Scott


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 From: Rick Mathis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, November 17, 2003 3:37 PM
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 At 11:31 AM 11/17/2003, RBS wrote:
 
 I don't know a single, ah, Occidental who prefers the non-descriptive 
 Asian.  Of course
 they'd rather be Malayasian, Chineese, Japanese or Korean...whatever
 applies.
 
 I am an Occidental who would not rather be Malayasian (sic), Chineese 
 (sic), Japanese, or Korean.  Now you know one.
 
 Rick Mathis 

So you prefer Asian? Spelled correctly, of course.
 
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RE: [ZION] Very cold news sources

2003-11-17 Thread RB Scott


 -Original Message-
 From: John W. Redelfs [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, November 17, 2003 5:24 PM
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 Subject: RE: [ZION] Very cold news sources
 
 
 RB Scott wrote:
 It's only offensive to a few PC-Nazis  and guv-jocks.  I don't know a
 single, ah, Occidental who prefers the non-descriptive Asian.  
 Of course
 they'd rather be Malayasian, Chineese, Japanese or Korean...whatever
 applies.
 
 Er... you meant Oriental, didn't you? --JWR

No. But I had plenty of trouble spelling everything else wince.

RBS
 
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Re: [ZION] Very cold news sources

2003-11-17 Thread Grampa Bill in Savannah
RB Scott wrote:

So you prefer Asian? Spelled correctly, of course.

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Grampa Bill comments:
   But the Japanese are not Asians any more than the British are Europeans.
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