From: "Tim Greer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 1 Hooking your system to a network or the Internet.
True, but unavoidable nowadays.
2 Anything that you turn on.
Well, I wouldn't go that far, my stereo system has never been hacked.
3 My mother.
Well that's where user education comes in.
4 Anything technical.
That's what the BOFH calls "Dummy Mode".
5 Anything with silicone, glass and plastic.
Now you're just being silly, haven't seen any breast implants with security vulnerabilities as of yet.
6 Anything that has the brand name of a computer manufacturer.
Use white box, it's cheaper.
7 Anything with a button.
That's what safety covers are for.
8 Calculators.
Well, my old HP48SX has an infra-red port, so I suppose theoretically it could be hacked.
9 Davlid Letterman.
Agreed, maybe I should add that to my list.
10 rm -rf /
That's not insecure, just stupid.
Chris Berry [EMAIL PROTECTED] Systems Administrator JM Associates
"Encrypt everything, and ask questions later."
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