Crotch rot got us with our pants down.  It is 1992 and I'm Associate 
Director of Academic Computing.  An acne-encrusted freshman script-kiddie 
(handle: Crotch Rot) just got root on Northwestern University's primary 
mail machine.  Whose mail is he reading?  Everyone's. The Deans are not 
happy:  "Michael, fix this now!"  That was my introduction to Internet 
security.

It's six years later.  Network Associate's Channel Program Launch is not 
going well.  I'm there because I'm building a security and 
Internet-services practice for RMS in Chicago.  Eighty or so of us are in a 
room for firewall certification training, but the presenter is clueless and 
people are threatening to riot.  The VP of Channel Sales stands up, "We'll 
make it right," he promises.  Casually, I offer my assistance to the 
product manager.  He accepts.  After lunch, I'm on stage giving the 
training (the presenter and his manager having suddenly left the company 
just before dessert).  A couple of months later I'm recruited by Network 
Associates to build technical relationships with security channel partners 
and manage their security certification program.

Michael's law:  The sophistication of a town is inversely proportional to 
the number of auto parts stores on its outskirts.  Before I got my MBA from 
the Kellogg School at Northwestern-and stayed on after graduation to lead 
the school from punch cards to networks-I was a Top-40 bandleader.  Despite 
a near total lack of talent as a bass player, I kept us working and met the 
payroll-my kind of music.  It was an interesting life-I got stuffed into an 
ice machine once-but that's a different story.   As it turns out, managing 
musicians was good training for managing technical folks; working with 
either is sort of like herding cats.  By the way, the computing services my 
team provided for Kellogg helped make it Business Week's #1 school.

Interestingly enough, #1 is also the score my international team of 
security engineers-who I recruited, trained and had in the field in less 
than six weeks-received on an independent customer satisfaction survey 
commissioned by TruSecure.  TruSecure is a managed security services 
company where I was hired as an SE and then promoted to Director, Field 
Security Operations.  The COO was overheard to tell my boss that his task 
was to get people "half as good as mine" for the rest of his teams.  What 
my boss told the COO was not recorded.

Let's talk.



{
|  Christopher Michael
|  [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|  "Keep in mind, your nearest exit may be behind you."
}


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