> > > > > > The JOYS of Marriage; > > > > A newlywed couple had only been married for a few weeks. The > > husband, > > although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and >party > > with his old buddies. > > So, he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." > > "Where are you going, coochy-coo...?" asked the wife. > > "I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer." > > The wife says, "You want a beer, my love?" > > She opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different > > > > >brands > > > > > > of beers from 12 different countries. > > > > > > > > > > > > The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing that he could >to > > > > >say > > > > > > was, "Yes, but at the bar...you know...they have...frozen mugs." > > > > > > > > > > > > He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted him, > > > > >saying, > > > > > > > > > > > > "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer >and > > > > >handed > > > > > > him a frozen solid mug. > > > > > > > > > > > > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but >at > > >the > > > > > > bar they have those special hors d'oeuvres that are really > > > > delicious...I > > > > > > won't be to long...I'll be right back...I promise. OK?" > > > > > > > > > > > > "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochy poo?" She opened the oven and >took > > > > >out > > > > > > 5dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs >in >a > > > > > > blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dip, the works. > > > > > > > > > > > > "But sweetie, at the bar...you know...the guys are cussing and > > > > > > swearing..." > > > > > > > > > > > > The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing, cutie pie? > > > > > > > > > > > > THEN LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKIN BEER, IN THIS >GODDAMN > > > > >FROZEN > > > > > > MUG, AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING >OUT > > > > > > >WITH > > > > > > YOUR SHITHEAD FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE???" > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ Join the world�s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com
