I meant to rsvp to this but dumped it in my haste. Regarding "gym." Did
youse guys do what we did with our gym clothes? We had gym pants - blue
shorts with white stripes, white socks, a jock that never fit - way too big.
I couldn't ever figure out what the hell it was for; come to think of it, we
knew what condoms were . . . rubbers! We had one. We all tried it on. We
couldn't seem to figure out how to make it stay on. What was the point? Also
a pair of sneakers - Red Ball, Keds, Converse, with some some guy, Chuck
somethings,  name, and a towel. We carried the whole shebang by stuffing the
socks in one shoe, the jock in another, wrapped the shorts around the
shoes/jock/socks, and wrapped all with the towel. Then, the package was
stored in lockers until gym 2 days later. I'll tell ya, them lockers were
pungent.

Food storage? We had an ice box for summer, and a box on the windowsill for
winter.I don't recall any problems with either.

Work? Hell, we were required to work. Pick tobacco, strawberries, tomatoes,
caddying, shining shoes in saloons in the summer. Winters shovelling snow,
scraping ice, hauling coal and kerosene. Work for a 10, 11, 12 year old?
Hell no. Them was "chores."

I could go on but I agree with Cub. Life was easier/simpler then. Nobody
interfered but parents, and then they interfered with a swat on the ass. Did
it hurt? Yep. Did it matter in the long term? Nope. It did a lot of us a
hell of a lot of good, I think.

TFlan


> >How did we survive?
> >
> >
> >My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same
> >cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to
> >get food poisoning.
> >
> >My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it
> >raw sometimes too, but I can't remember getting E-coli.
> >
> >Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of
> >a pristine pool (talk about boring).
> >
> >The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and
> >a pager was the school PA system.
> >
> >We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of
> >high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training
> >athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I
> >can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell
> >us how much safer we are now.
> >
> >Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must
> >be much harder than gym.
> >
> >Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson by running in the
> >halls with leather soles on linoleum tile and hitting the wet spot.
> >
> >How much better off would we be today if we only knew we could have
> >sued the school system.
> >
> >Speaking of school, we all said prayers and the pledge and staying in
> >detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.  We must
> >have had horribly damaged psyches.
> >
> >I can't understand it. Schools didn't offer 14 year olds an abortion or
> >condoms (we wouldn't have known what either was anyway) but they did
> >give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if we started getting
> >the sniffles.  What an archaic health system we had then. Remember
> >school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.
> >
> >I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was
> >allowed to be proud of myself.
> >
> >I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, PlayStation,
> >Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital cable stations.
> >
> >I must be repressing that memory as I try to rationalize through the
> >denial of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked off each day
> >about a mile down the road to some guy's vacant 20, built forts out of
> >branches and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over who got to
> >be the Lone Ranger. What was that property owner thinking, letting us
> >play on that lot. He should have been locked up for not putting up a
> >fence around the property, complete with a self-closing gate and an
> >infrared intruder alarm.
> >
> >Oh yeah... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got
> >that bee sting? I could have been killed!
> >
> >We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left on vacant
> >construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48 cent
> >bottle of Mercurochrome and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a
> >trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of
> >antibiotics and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for
> >leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.
> >
> >We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we
> >got our butt spanked (physical abuse) here too ... and then we got butt
> >spanked again when we got home.
> >
> >Mom invited the door to door salesman inside for coffee, kids choked
> >down the dust from the gravel driveway while playing with Tonka trucks
> >(remember why   Tonka trucks were made tough... it wasn't so that they
could
> >take the
> >rough Berber in the family room), and Dad drove a car with leaded gas.
> >
> >Our music had to be left inside when we went out to play and I am sure
> >that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of times when we went on
> >two week vacations. I should probably sue the folks now for the danger
> >they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds  in the family tent.
> >
> >Summers were spent behind the push lawnmower and I didn't even know
> >that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we got one without an
> >automatic blade-stop   or an auto-drive.
> >
> >How sick were my parents? Of course my parents weren't the only
> >psychos. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing
> >his tricks on the front   stoop just before he fell off. Little did his
Mom
> >know that she could
> >have owned our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him for
> >being such a goof.   It was a neighborhood run amuck.
> >
> >To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they
> >were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that.
> >We needed to   get into group therapy and anger management classes?
> >
> >We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't
> >even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we
> >survive?
>

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