In a message dated 2/13/2003 8:49:33 PM Pacific Standard Time, DADUGALLY writes:
The Geezer's Horny Honeymoon!
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new
husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they
should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could
overexert himself.
After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the
knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there
is her groom ready for action.
They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his
leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is
again ready for more action.
Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again
successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and
leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep,
for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he
is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie.
As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really
impressed that a man your age has enough energy to go at it three times.
I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one.
You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says, "Was I already here?"
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In a message dated 2/13/2003 9:44:23 AM Pacific Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
The Geezer's Horny Honeymoon!
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new
husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they
should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could
overexert himself.
After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the
knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there
is her groom ready for action.
They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his
leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is
again ready for more action.
Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again
successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and
leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep,
for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he
is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie.
As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really
impressed that a man your age has enough energy to go at it three times.
I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one.
You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says, "Was I already here?"
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The Geezer's Horny Honeymoon!
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new
husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they
should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could
overexert himself.
After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the
knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there
is her groom ready for action.
They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his
leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is
again ready for more action.
Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again
successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and
leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep,
for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he
is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie.
As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really
impressed that a man your age has enough energy to go at it three times.
I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one.
You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says, "Was I already here?"
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