Cub,
Two items:

1)-------------------------------------------------------------
Here's the situation.

You are the President of the United States. Scientists have
discovered that a meteor is headed straight towards the earth.
They have calculated that it will strike France in two days at
approximately 2:30 AM eastern time.

The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the
face of the earth.

France and the United Nations have urgently requested that the
United States fire all of its missiles at the meteor.  And that
it send all available ships, troops and aircraft to help evacuate
the country.  Many of these ships and planes you could send are
being used to fight the war on terror overseas.

As the President, you must decide.  Do you stay up late on the night
of the impact to watch the coverage live on CNN, or do you tape it
and watch it in the morning?

2) -------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Comments on France

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
---General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
---Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac,
President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona


"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." ---Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman


How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

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Steve \"Cub\" Culbreth wrote:
Jents,

I just got this interesting tidbit off of the Internet..... Taylor Made is
French owned.  Sadly, so is First Hawaiian Bank, Glenlivet scotch, and Wild
Turkey bourbon :-(

http://www.metrospy.com/boycott_brands.htm

Cub
MSG, USA(Ret.)





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