Ed, Thanks. I have seen the comments before but haven't seen the one on the meteor. I think the President should take the "Third Option"....... watch it on Fox!! ;-)
Cub ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ed Reeder" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 3:35 PM Subject: Re: ShopTalk: Taylor Made (politics and not golf) > Cub, > Two items: > > 1)------------------------------------------------------------- > Here's the situation. > > You are the President of the United States. Scientists have > discovered that a meteor is headed straight towards the earth. > They have calculated that it will strike France in two days at > approximately 2:30 AM eastern time. > > The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the > face of the earth. > > France and the United Nations have urgently requested that the > United States fire all of its missiles at the meteor. And that > it send all available ships, troops and aircraft to help evacuate > the country. Many of these ships and planes you could send are > being used to fight the war on terror overseas. > > As the President, you must decide. Do you stay up late on the night > of the impact to watch the coverage live on CNN, or do you tape it > and watch it in the morning? > > 2) ------------------------------------------------------- > Subject: Comments on France > > "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these > drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by > prostitutes." > ---Mark Twain > > "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one > behind me." > ---General George S. Patton > > "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your > accordion." > ---Norman Schwartzkopf > > "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." > ---Marge Simpson > > "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, > President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." > ---Rush Limbaugh > > "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is > sitting in Paris sipping coffee." > --- Regis Philbin > > "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the > 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the > face for it." > ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona > > > "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he > hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, > people." > ---Conan O'Brien > > "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get > Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans > out of France!" > ---Jay Leno > > "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into > Paris under a German flag." > ---David Letterman > > > How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the > bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. > > Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Steve \"Cub\" Culbreth wrote: > > Jents, > > > > I just got this interesting tidbit off of the Internet..... Taylor Made is > > French owned. Sadly, so is First Hawaiian Bank, Glenlivet scotch, and Wild > > Turkey bourbon :-( > > > > http://www.metrospy.com/boycott_brands.htm > > > > Cub > > MSG, USA(Ret.) > > > > >
