My original composition which often gets me kicked in the shins if the listener is in close proximity
An inuit decides to pull his tribe out of the darkness of ignorance into the sunlit uplands of knowledge by teaching them geometry. He needs textbooks in the inuit language, and alas, there are none. So he writes one himself and decides to get a thousand copies printed. The best quote is from Guangzhou so he sends his money and soon enough, the books land up at the port He loads the cargo on to his sleds and marches off to the far north, where his people live. And as he trudged along, his heart swells with pride, because he's the first in his tribe to cart Asian geometry to polar coordinates. Sometimes, I have to explain Cartesian and polar coordinates, after which they kick me in the shins. The knowledgeable ones kick me straight away On Fri, 18 Jun 2021, 01:43 Bruce A. Metcalf, <bruce.metc...@figzu.com> wrote: > Here's one straight from Florida: > > What's the best way to cook alligator? > > In a Croc Pot. > > Cheers, > / Bruce / > >
