Send me your address. You need a kick in the shins for explaining. :-) On Fri, 18 Jun, 2021, 1:00 pm Shenoy N, <[email protected]> wrote:
> My original composition which often gets me kicked in the shins if the > listener is in close proximity > > An inuit decides to pull his tribe out of the darkness of ignorance into > the sunlit uplands of knowledge by teaching them geometry. He needs > textbooks in the inuit language, and alas, there are none. So he writes one > himself and decides to get a thousand copies printed. The best quote is > from Guangzhou so he sends his money and soon enough, the books land up at > the port > He loads the cargo on to his sleds and marches off to the far north, where > his people live. > And as he trudged along, his heart swells with pride, because he's the > first in his tribe to cart Asian geometry to polar coordinates. > > Sometimes, I have to explain Cartesian and polar coordinates, after which > they kick me in the shins. The knowledgeable ones kick me straight away > > On Fri, 18 Jun 2021, 01:43 Bruce A. Metcalf, <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > Here's one straight from Florida: > > > > What's the best way to cook alligator? > > > > In a Croc Pot. > > > > Cheers, > > / Bruce / > > > > >
