Lol Peter!!! That is why puns get a bad name! Alaric, I'm going to need that maths explained.
Charles, I love that one but I prefer this version: Rene Descartes goes to a bar and orders his usual. The bartender says: sir would you like to try this new cocktail? Descartes says: I think not. And poof! He vanishes! On Fri, 18 Jun, 2021, 16:22 Peter Griffin, <[email protected]> wrote: > A well-travelled Native American tribal leader had three wives. By > coincidence, they all got pregnant at the same time. And went into labour > at the same time. > The leader laid out the hides of animals he had hunted for the women to > give birth on, because the clan belief was that the newborn children would > take on the qualities of the animals. Since he had hunted far and wide, > these were not the usual trophies: one was a lion, the second a tiger, the > third a hippopotamus. > In due course, all the women gave birth. The one lying on the tiger skin > had a son; the one on the lion skin also had a son; but the woman on the > hippopotamus skin had twin boys. > The reason was simple. > The sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the > squaws on the other two hides. > > (I'll leave now.) >
