Silver list/ers/eners.

My new long thin vase is stained with a faint tinge of a yellow
copperish stain. I proudly announced recently that I'd graduated
alchemy-like - from silver colloids of the grey milky variety to the
yellow goldish - lets say the more "noble type". But alas, its staining
my flower vase. What! Why? how can it be?

It won't come off - even with a metal scouring pad. What hellishly
alchemy - type of reaction has taken place?!!. Is it some kind of
magi/c/k or has it some occult/ish significance? Should I worry, maybe
disperse/throw/evapoorate my golden brew down the sink (of course only
during a full moon). My magnificent brew - (of course filtered with
Malita unbleached coffee filters} now kept in a 4 pint jar of chinese
gurkin/cucumber origin - secreted in the unused microwave oven, papered
over for a safe darkness - required to keep the silver active and
uncontaminated by strong light. Oh wo... what is happening to my loverly
golden siver elixar!!

Someone help me - stop me from giving up - sinking into a silver
intoxicated depression of agressive type mood swings. (see homeopathic
listings for contra indications and possible side affects - these
warnings do exist according to the PA Lindemann article) Oh hell! - 
will I ever recover after this unexpected ALchemical reaction.

What might happen next time? Just think - there are people out there
worried about their skin being stained blue grey - Yes! what a fashion
statement they could flaunt/boast. And here I am with a mysteriously
stained flower vase. A deposit of silver sintered stelthily onto my
valuable silver vessel.

Anyway, all you new silver list/er/enrs shouldn't take my rantings too
seriously, just strive to reach and fabricate that golden silver elixar
and graduate to that higher level of silver dependance - and be warned -
you may stain that treasured heirloom vase - Yes that one that grandma
held dearly.

Any comments about the staining of the glass. The process as I
understand it - is a sintering (like that?) by electrollosis - the
silver molecules/particles from the electrodes into the water etc etc
etc. One wouldn't think that it would graduate to the glass !

Regards and a healthy and happy New year, Douglas Haack, Sydney.au