>Just found this on the sound-digest....
>
>1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
>1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
>365.25 days = 1 Unicycle
>500 millinaries = 1 seminary
>2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
>10 cards = 1 decacards
>1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
>2.71828 grams of turd = 1 natural log
>1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
>1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
>2000 British Troops in Ireland = 2 kilohenry
>453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
>3.14159 dates with an Italian girl = 1 Pizanno
>1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
>1 trillion grams of brown marijuana = 1 Terracotta pot
>1 million billion picolos = 1 gigolo
>10 rations = 1 decoration
>100 rations = 1 C-ration
>10 millipedes = 1 centipede
>3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
>10 monologs = 5 dialogues
>5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
>2 monograms = 1 diagram
>8 nickles = 2 paradigms
>2 wharves = 1 paradox
>100 Senators = not 1 decision
>
>:-) Ivan


Very very funny!!!

Sharon



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