Hi Listers, This Euro English will help keep the Subjects more clear. Also it will allow shorter posts with more concise meanings. And those annoyed by silly OT and good feeling chat will be able to skip through it faster. It will permit a streamlined, stripped down list that no one wants to be on. :-)
Bless you Bob Lee > > EuroEnglish > > The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has > been > reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European > communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. > > As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that > English > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year > phased > plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). > > In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". > Sertainly, > sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" > will be > replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but > typewriters > kan have one less letter. > > There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the > troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like > "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. > > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be > expekted to > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. > Governments > will enkorage the removal of double > letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, > al wil > agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is > disgrasful, and > they would go. > > By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing > "th" > by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be > dropd > from vords kontaining "ou", and similar > changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. > > After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be > no mor > trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech > ozer. > Ze drem vil finali kum tru. -- oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast [email protected] -- The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: [email protected] -or- [email protected] with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the SUBJECT line. To post, address your message to: [email protected] List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]>
