The devil has made me do it! Judith.
FINE WINE On the last day of school, some students bring in gifts for their teacher. The first child is the son of the candy store owner. The teacher shakes the gift and says, "I bet this is candy!" and she is right. The second child is the daughter of the florist. The teacher smells the gift and says, "I bet these are flowers!" and she is right. The third child is the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher goes to shake the gift and realises it is leaking. She tastes the liquid. "Is it wine?" she asks, and the little boy shakes his head. She tastes it again. "Is it champagne?" she asks. "No" says the little boy. "OK, then what is it?" the teacher asks. The little boy looks up at his teacher happily and says, "It's a puppy!" -- The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: [email protected] -or- [email protected] with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the SUBJECT line. To post, address your message to: [email protected] Silver-list archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]>
