Top Ten Signs Saddam Hussein is Getting Nervous”
From the November 13 Late Show with David Letterman, the “Top Ten Signs Saddam Hussein is Getting Nervous.” Late Show Web page: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
10. Recently he seems less “bloodthirsty” and more “murderous”
9. Every time the doorbell rings he yells, “incoming!”
8. At dinner, can only finish half a gazelle
7. Ebert-sized sweat marks on his fatigues
6. Has had his mustache bulletproofed
5. Panicked after he realized he might not be around to see who wins on The Bachelor
4. Too fidgety to sit still for his monthly gigantic portrait
3. Cancelled his “Victory Over the Great Satan” party
2. Has started making bad decisions, like betting on the Knicks
1. He’s taking Zoloft along with his Cipro
Be warned, Al Gore will be on the Late Show Friday night, in an interview to be taped tonight, after appearing earlier in the evening on ABC’s 20/20, in an interview with Barbara Walters taped last week. It’s all to promote his new book. -- Brent Baker
