September 30, 2003
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Sick to death of Ben & Jen?
Couldn't care less about this year's super couple?
Upset by the unrelenting pop-culture posturing?
Overwrought by the offensive media onslaught?
Browbeaten by the barrage of banal Benifer buzz?
Too bad! We're doing a list about them anyway!
The Top 15 Ben & Jenny's Ice Cream Flavors
15> Vanilla Caramel Split
14> Slight Pop-Culture Ripple
13> Berry Berry Boring
12> Caramelgeddon
11> Chock Full o' Media Coverage
10> Boysenbootylicious
9> New York Super Couple Blow Chunks
8> Big Ol' Butt-erscotch
7> Second Banana Split
6> Please, Not S'More
5> Rocky Road to the Altar
4> Cherry Lopez -- NOT!
3> Junky Trunky
2> Damon's Double-Dip Fantasy Delight
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Ben & Jenny's Ice Cream Flavor...
1> Who Gives a Flying Fudge?
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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