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Signs You're Watching Too Much
Football 10. Before sex, you flip a coin to see who will receive 9. You've been banned from the A&P for spiking melons 8. To feel closer to some of your favorite players,you tear the cartilage in your knee 7. The kids bring home a good report card and you dump Gatorade on'em 6. Most humans: 75% water, you: 75% chip dip 5. During sex, you use a play clock 4. You pay $22 million to have Deion Sanders shovel off your driveway 3. For the last two months, you've been wearing nothing but a cup 2. You fell in love with your wife because she looks like John Madden 1. After sex, you go for the 2-point conversion
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