Title: The Daily Humorscope

Absolutely figures. lol Oh well, can't get blood from a turnip. lol

 

 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Chaos will ensue, when you are accidentally hit by a motorist, just as a bus full of lawyers specializing in insurance claims is passing by on the way to a conference. The bus will literally erupt into a heaving mass of clawing, screaming, and briefcase-bashing lunatics. Eventually they'll take out a class-action lawsuit against you.
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