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Finally, a show that's meaner than Joe Millionaire.
Kathy Griffin hosts this new reality show, which hits a new low in the romance department by setting up a former cheerleader with 16 men who turn out to look more like the King of Queens than Prince Charming. Like it's not hard enough just being an ex-cheerleader.
The lady looking for love is most definitely a hot ticket, though. After putting down her pom-poms, Melana Scantlin picked up a gig as an entertainment announcer for the Kansas City Chiefs and has the sort of Carmen Electra sexiness that makes one wonder why she's still on the market. Perhaps every babe within the Hollywood area code has decided to remain single in hopes of scoring a lead on one of these date-and-mate shows. And if that's the case, ladies, ya'll might wanna consider celibacy.
Because things just got ugly.
And I don't mean the guys. Sure, there are a few double chins and some really bad hair don'ts. But I bet they all have great personalities. What I'm talking about is how the little lovely is going to react to seeing a bunch of beer guts and bald spots. And if the ads say anything, tonight's opener is sure to be chock full of bug-eyes and barely concealed disappointment....
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