ROFL!
David L.
Ben Franklin: “Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters.”
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Charles
Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 11:58 AM
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Subject: [Sndbox] $10.00 Bet$10.00 Bet
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very
large jar behind the counter which is filled to the brim
with ten dollar bills. The man guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender
to ask: "What's up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass
three tests, then you get all the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender
adds it to the jar.
Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do.
First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper
tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't
make a face while doing it.
Second, there is a pit bull chained up out back with
a sore tooth...you have to remove the tooth with your
bare hands.
Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's
never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make
things right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not
an idiot, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a
gallon of tequila and it gets crazier from there."
Bartender: "Your call, but your money stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he
asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon
of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.
Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face.
Next he staggers out back and soon all the people
inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking
and screams, yelps and growling, and eventually
silence. Just when they think the man must surely be
dead, he staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped
and big scratches all over his body.
"NOW," he says, "Where's that old lady with the
sore tooth?"Charles Mims
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