Re: [Sndbox] The Stolen Turkey

[Bethany]

LMAO ^**^Bethany^**^ ^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^**^ "Keep American out of the liberal toilet. Vote Bush-Cheney in 2004" ----- Original Message ----- From: Greg To: SandBox Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2003 2:44 AM Subject: [Sndbox] The Stolen Turkey   Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it." "I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?" "If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family." Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off. When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.   Greg Hopper   "Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net

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