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ROFL!
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms,
Brian
said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this
turkey
to feed my family. Would you take it and settle
my
guilt?"
"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you
must
return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"I tried," Brian
sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what
should I do?"
"If what you
say is true, then it is all right for you to
keep it for your
family."
Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.
When confession
was over, the Priest returned to his
residence. When he walked into the
kitchen, he found that
someone had stolen his
turkey.
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to
God we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us
we're
schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
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