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The Minister and the Cowboy
A minister was seated next to a real cowboy on a flight from Los Angeles to Dallas. Shortly after the plane reached cruising altitude, the stewardess came around taking drink orders. She asked the cowboy what he would like and he said "Just give me a whiskey and water darlin'." She made the drink from her cart and handed it to the cowboy. She then turned to the minister and asked him if he would like a drink. In disgust, he said to the stewardess "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than to ever have liquor touch my lips!" The cowboy handed his drink to the stewardess and said
"Me too - - but I didn't know we had a choice". Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God
we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - |
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