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Well aren’t
they just lucky!!! (where is
the benefits of being a man list) AJ From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Charles *Benefits of Being a Woman *We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. *Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- guys look like complete idiots in ours. *We can be groupies. *Male groupies are stalkers. *We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. *Taxis stop for us. *Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. *We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *Free drinks. *Free dinners. *We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay. *We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. *We know the truth about whether size matters. *New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. *Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex. *It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. *No fashion faux pas we make could rival the Speedo. *We don't fart to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass. *If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. *We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. *We have the ability to dress ourselves. *We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. *We have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month. *We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked. *If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. *Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. Charles Mims |
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