Re: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Monday, January 12, 2004

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yeah i'll do this at work tonight haha! Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Someone will ask "How are you?" for the millionth time. You should celebrate the occasion by having a speech prepared - something embarassingly intimate is usually best. "Glad you asked, Bob. I'm having a darned tough time getting rid of these pesky genital warts, for one thing..."     -------Original Message-------   From: The Sandbox Discussion List Date: Monday, January 12, 2004 09:43:14 AM To: 'The Sandbox Discussion List' Subject: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Monday, January 12, 2004       Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope for Monday, January 12, 2004 "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. -- Woody Allen   Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will casually mention the German term for "exit ramp", and bring a conversation to a rapid close. That's hardly your fault, though, is it? Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Time for an excursion! Remember to pack some sandwiches, and carry a large ball of twine (it's easy to get lost in the city -- the twine should help). Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Your obsession with Lapsang Souchong tea takes a turn for the worse, today, as you begin secretly soaking your undergarments in it. Professional help is indicated. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Someone will ask "How are you?" for the millionth time. You should celebrate the occasion by having a speech prepared - something embarassingly intimate is usually best. "Glad you asked, Bob. I'm having a darned tough time getting rid of these pesky genital warts, for one thing..." Leo (July 23 - August 22) While idly doodling on a notepad, today, you will accidentally draw a symbol sacred to an ancient voodoo deity, and will open a gap into part of the astral plane that is even less appealing than Akron, Ohio. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) That new employee seems honest, and is a really hard worker - so who cares if she wants to wear a studded dog collar? You'll have to draw the line at butt sniffing, though. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Don't you owe someone a thank-you note? If not, send one anyway -- that's always fun. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Good day to bring your entrenching tool with you. You never know... Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will be harassed by cats today. Hungry, irritable cats. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Excellent day to come up with new theories to explain the universe around you. Remember: the simplest explanation is usually the best. For example, most physicists today subscribe to the "Big Band" theory of the creation of the universe. I have an alternate theory that I prefer, which I call "Tuba Ensemble." Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You might have that mole on your back checked out. It may actually be a gopher. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It will occur to you that there may be something behind the heroic and daring exploits of people in commercials for snack foods. You are absolutely right - in fact, snack foods can be dangerous if over-indulged in. I once wrestled a giant anaconda after downing a bag of Ranch flavored potato chips and a Hostess HoHo.   ____________________________________________________   IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

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