The Maya cake is a lie. On Wed, Jan 27, 2016 at 12:25 PM, Eric Turman <[email protected]> wrote:
> Bradley, > > You're parody of the Everly Brothers "Bye Bye Love" inspired a quickly > slapped together a parody by another artist that you like. > > http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/portal/still_alive.html > > Picture the Autodesk Borg Choir singing to the tune of Jonathan Coulton's > "Still Alive" from Portal: > > <♫> > This was a triumph! > > Soft is murdered: > > Huge success! > > It's hard to overstate > our satisfaction. > > Autodesk Maya: > We subjugate > because we can > For the good of all of us. > Except the ones who use(d) Soft. > > But there's no sense crying > every time Maya'll crash. > You just keep on sighing > 'til you run out of cash. > And the clients get pissed > as the deadlines are missed > because Maya had to > stay alive. > > We have your best interest... > We're being so sincere right now. > Look around you everyone > is using Maya. > > We tore Soft to pieces. > And threw every piece into a fire. > As they burned we're glad because > you get to use Maya now! > > Now, these subscriptions > make a mountain of cash. > And we don't really care. > How much Maya will crash! > So we're GLaD Soft's no more! > Think of all the pain in store! > for the Softies who are > still alive. > > You'd better subscribe now... > your software does not belong to you... > Just try to use it and you > > will be sorry. > We have the lawyers > Be sure to comply or pay the price! > > We can see your misery! > That's so enjoyably nice! > > We need new features so > we'll acquire new tools! > We'll pass them off as > > ours and sell it to you fools. > > Works not supposed to be fun. > So use Maya and be done. > Now that Maya's the one > that's alive. > And believe us Maya's > still alive. > Cornered the market so it's > still alive. > Got away with it and it's > still alive. > While Soft dies Maya will be > still alive. > With subscriptions it will be > still alive > > Still alive. > > Still alive. > <♫> > > -- > > > > > -=T=- >
