To paraphrase a line from Congreve, The Nether hath no fury like an animator scorned….
-- Joey __________________________________________________ Opinions stated here-in are strictly those of the author and do not represent the opinions of NASA or any other party. From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bradley Gabe Sent: Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:50 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: this is the end...... The Maya cake is a lie. On Wed, Jan 27, 2016 at 12:25 PM, Eric Turman <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: Bradley, You're parody of the Everly Brothers "Bye Bye Love" inspired a quickly slapped together a parody by another artist that you like. http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/portal/still_alive.html Picture the Autodesk Borg Choir singing to the tune of Jonathan Coulton's "Still Alive" from Portal: <♫> This was a triumph! Soft is murdered: Huge success! It's hard to overstate our satisfaction. Autodesk Maya: We subjugate because we can For the good of all of us. Except the ones who use(d) Soft. But there's no sense crying every time Maya'll crash. You just keep on sighing 'til you run out of cash. And the clients get pissed as the deadlines are missed because Maya had to stay alive. We have your best interest... We're being so sincere right now. Look around you everyone is using Maya. We tore Soft to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned we're glad because you get to use Maya now! Now, these subscriptions make a mountain of cash. And we don't really care. How much Maya will crash! So we're GLaD Soft's no more! Think of all the pain in store! for the Softies who are still alive. You'd better subscribe now... your software does not belong to you... Just try to use it and you will be sorry. We have the lawyers Be sure to comply or pay the price! We can see your misery! That's so enjoyably nice! We need new features so we'll acquire new tools! We'll pass them off as ours and sell it to you fools. Works not supposed to be fun. So use Maya and be done. Now that Maya's the one that's alive. And believe us Maya's still alive. Cornered the market so it's still alive. Got away with it and it's still alive. While Soft dies Maya will be still alive. With subscriptions it will be still alive Still alive. Still alive. <♫> -- -=T=-
