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Boba Borojevic
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----- Forwarded Message ----From: minja 


Uz lokalni put pokraj Gornjeg Milanovca
pastir je èuvao ovce
 
 
Novi Jeep Grand Cheroke kraj njega,
kripeæi gumama, divlje zakoèi.
 
©ofer, mladiæ obuèen u Boss odelo, u Cerrutti cipelama
s Ray Ban naoèarama, Omega ¹vajcarskim satom
i BHS ( Bussiness High School ) kravatom
iskoèi iz vozila i upita pastira:
 
"Hoæe¹ li mi dati jednu ovcu,
ako pogodim koliko ih ima¹ u stadu?"
 
Pastir pogleda mladica, pa stado koje pase i reèe:
"Sla¾em se, da!"
 
Mladiæ parkira Jeep uz cestu, ukljuèi notebook
i be¾ièni modem, skenira pa¹njak preko satelita
i GPS-a (Global Position System), otvori bazu podataka
i 60 Excel tabela punih algoritama,
na to isprinta 150 stranica dugi izve¹taj
na high-tec mini pisaèu.
Okrene se pastiru i kaze:
 
"Tu ima¹ taèno 1.586 ovaca."
 
Pastir odgovori: "Ka¾imo da ima¹ pravo. Uzmi ovcu." 
 
Mladiæ uzme jednu od ¾ivotinja
i stavi je nazad u vozilo.
 
Kada se pripremao da ode, pastir ga pogleda i upita:
"Da li æe¹ mi vratiti to ¹to si mi uzeo,
ako pogodim iz koje si stranke?"
 
Mladiæ odgovori: "Svakako!"
 
Pastir na brzinu odvali: "Ti si iz G17+"
 
"Upravo tako! Kako si pogodio?"
 
"Veoma jednostavno", odgovori pastir.
"Prvo:
do¹ao si, a nije te niko zvao
Drugo: 
izraèunao si mi ne¹to sto ja veæ znam.
Treæe:
O mom radu nema¹ pojma i zato bih te zamolio
da mi vrati¹ mog psa!"


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