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The Power Tool Drag Races
Saturday and Sundau, Juen 12-13 2004
High Noon until it ends in tears (this will be around 7pm, don't come late!
$10 Saturday $15 Sunday, both days for the low low price of $23
----> Event Description <-----------------------------------------------
Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen! After two months of being beguiled with
promises, sweetened with assertions, metaphorical carrots dangled in front of
your collective nose, it falls to we, the variegated forces behind the Power
Tool Drag Races to announce once and for all:
THE POWER TOOL DRAG RACES(tm)!
All the Information you could EVER WANT, including ticket sales, spiffy t-shirts and all the rules and regulations can be found here:
http://www.qbox.org
We wheel out the Bally and amp up the Hoo for two count 'em TWO days of greasy, skanky, sockless wife-beater-wearing Power Tool Racing Action!
Or as we like to say,
HOLY HELL, IT'S THE @*&#ING POWER TOOL DRAG RACES(tm)!
See average schmoes go up agaist GEARHEADS GODS in the age old struggle for Power Tool SUPREMACY! Watch as the finest minds in mutated motors RIP SHRED and BURN the track to TWISTED CINDERS! Nibble your carcinogen-laden fingers in suspense as the competiton gets down to the FINAL BLOODY SHOWDOWN!
Featuring Assorted Mayhem in between races:
Jarico Reese and Cyclecide Bike Rodeo!
The White Trash Wellness Center!
Kal Spelletich of the Seemen, who may or may not be unleashing UNHOLY MACHINERY
on UNSUSPECTING BYSTANDERS!
The Power Tool Drag Race Drill Team!
The ever fabulous folks from Superstar Avatar and their Mental-Control Racer!
The Extra Action Marching Band!
DJ Big Daddy!
And as always we showcase the Announcing Prowess of JOHNNY PONTIAC! JOHN HELL!
and HERR REVEREND DOKTOR PROFESSOR HOWLAND OWLL! They will CRACK WISE, subject
all and sundry to LOVING VERBAL ABUSE, DISSECT THE MACHINERY, and of course add
a modicum of color and gentility to everything they touch.
Popcorn for the kids and vodka sno-cones for the kids who are old enough. If
all goes well, we will be featuring MEAT ON A STICK!
Yes, it's that seamless merger between gearheadery and art, that noble sport of
kings and drunken sunburned people alike. It's. . .
THE POWER TOOL DRAG RACES(tm)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interested in scamming a free ticket off of us and chuckling softly to yourself
about what a fool you were? BECOME A VOLUNTEER!!
Mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for details, questions, answers, sullen responses, and charming banter, or call the Qbox Hotline: (415) 307-3482
See you at the Races!
----> Venue Info <------------------------------------------------------
Ace Intertnational Speedway 2255 McKinnon Street San Francisco 415 307 3482
Map: http://aceintspeed.notlong.com
----> Additional Info <-------------------------------------------------
[EMAIL PROTECTED] 415 307 3482 www.qbox.org
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