----/ The Squid List /-------------------------------------------------- Midnight Mass with your hostess Peaches Christ
Friday, June 30th - Saturday, August 19th Midnight $12 ----/ Event Description /----------------------------------------------- Landmark's Bridge Theatre is proud to announce it will be presenting its ninth annual summer midnight movie series Midnight Mass with your hostess Peaches Christ, beginning June 30th and July 1st, 2006. Hostess Peaches Christ is back again with eight more weeks of midnight movie insanity. She assures us however that the films are only the beginning. Be more afraid of her legendary and award winning pre-show! Midnight Mass has grown to become a uniquely San Franciscan phenomenon attracting sell-out crowds in the Bay Area and beyond. JUNE 30th SPOOKTACULAR (Night of the Living Dead) With Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week1.html Designed to be the greatest midnight spook show ever, this unique program includes trailers from both classic and campy horror films, a hilarious-and oddly disturbing-early Technicolor cartoon called The Cobweb Hotel (1936) and, as the main attraction, a full-length, uncut print of George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead (1968), the gross-out classic that literally changed the face of screen terror. From beginning to end, Spooktacular! will have you falling out of your seats with laughter, then jumping out of your seats with fright. *Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) in person! Peaches worships at the altar of Elvira during this opening weekend kick-off featuring an on-stage interview, audience Q&A, and post-show fan meet and greet. This is idol worship! Audience members encouraged to dress as Elvira for the ultimate Elvira look-a-like contest. The Elvira Extravaganza concludes with the introduction of Spooktacular! JULY 1st CARRIE With Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week1.html "They're all going to laugh at you!" warns the mother (Piper Laurie) of a tormented high school girl (Sissy Spacek) who discovers she has telekinetic powers and uses them to wreak havoc on her vicious classmates, including prom date William Katt and prankster John Travolta. From the thriller by Stephen King. Amy Irving and Nancy Allen co-star. Directed by Brian De Palma ( Scarface, Dressed to Kill, The Untouchables). (USA, 1976) *Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) in person! Peaches worships at the altar of Elvira during this opening weekend kick-off featuring an on-stage interview, audience Q&A, and post-show fan meet and greet. This is idol worship! Audience members encouraged to dress as Elvira on Prom Night for the ultimate Elvira at the Prom look-a-like contest. Every admission comes with complimentary feminine hygiene product. JULY 7th & JULY 8th BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS Reunion show featuring John Lazar, Cynthia Meyers, & Erica Gavin http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week2.html Bosom buddies Russ Meyer (director) and TV film critic Roger Ebert (screenwriter) teamed up for this campy, trashy and very funny look at the drug and sexploits of an all-girl rock group in sleazy, late '60s Hollyweird. So sordid it was originally rated X, though it now carries a comparatively demure NC-17. Edy Williams, Erica Gavin, Dolly Read, Cynthia Meyers, John Lazar, Marcia McBroom star. (USA, 1970) *A Beyond The Valley of the Dolls reunion show! Live and in person- Erica Gavin (Roxanne), Cynthia Myers (Casey Anderson), and John Lazar (Ronnie 'Z-Man' Barzell) all appear. Peaches reunites the stars to discuss the making of the film, their movie careers, audience Q&A, and a fan meet & greet in the theatre lobby. This is Peaches' happening and it's freaking her out! JULY 15th SING-ALONG TEEN WITCH Featuring Teen Witch herself Robyn Lively http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week3.html Louise (Robin Lively) was just another misfit teenager who pined for a handsome boy and a popular life-until a chance meeting with Madame Serena (Zelda Rubinstein, Poltergeist) reveals she is a direct descendant of Salem witches! Now, if she can figure out how to use her powers, she'll trump all her old antagonists and become The Most Popular Girl. Dick Sargent ("Bewitched"), Joshua Miller, Marcia Wallace and Shelly Berman co-star. Written by Second City alumnus Robin Menken and cult auteur Vernon Zimmerman (Fade to Black); directed by Dorian Walker (Making the Grade). (USA, 1989) *Teen Witch was an instant Mass Classic when it made its Midnight Mass premiere last summer. A sold-out crowd went insane for this film demanding an annual repeat. This year's pre-show features Teen Witch herself Robyn Lively in person! Also, projected song lyrics and the haunting return of magically flawed sidewitch Martiny. Top that! JULY 21st & JULY 22nd SHOWGIRLS Free lapdances with every large corn! http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week4.html The mother of all contemporary camp classics, this celluloid travesty about naked Las Vegas dancers stars a deliriously over-the-top Elizabeth Berkley, who (almost literally) claws her way to the top, high-stepping on Gina Gershon and anyone else in her way. Blame it on the doggie chow! Directed by Paul Verhoeven (Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers). (USA, 1995) *The best movie ever made is preceded by Peaches' legendary Goddess- inspired performance spectacular! As always, free lap-dances with every large corn! JULY 29th POLYESTER In Odorama! http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week5.html John Waters, Baltimore's Sultan of Sleaze, developed the scratch-and- sniff process known as Odorama to tell the sad tale of housewife Francine Fishpaw (Divine), her miserable middle-class existence, and her rescue at the hands of suave drive-in owner Todd Tomorrow (Tab Hunter). Pink Flamingos alumni Edith Massey and Mink Stole co-star. (USA, 1981) *Peaches wants you to smell it. Dress to impress for the Project Polyester Runway Show and Baltimore fashion contest! Filth rules. Also, complimentary Odorama card with every admission! AUGUST 5th DEATHRACE 2000 With Warhol superstar and cult movie icon Mary Woronov http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week6.html In the year 2000, hit and run has become the national sport. It's a no-holds barred cross-country race, in which the aim is to kill off not only your opponents, but as many pedestrians as possible. Frankenstein (David Carradine), the champ, takes on Machine Gun Joe Viturbo (Sylvester Stallone) and Calamity Jane (Mary Woronov) in this classic B-movie thriller that will make you look both ways twice before you cross the street! Directed by Paul Bartel (Eating Raoul). (USA, 1975) *Cult film icon and Warhol superstar Mary Woronov in person! Peaches interviews and pays tribute to the star of Deathrace 2000, Eating Raoul, Rock N' Roll High School, and The Chelsea Girls followed by audience Q&A, and fan meet & greet in the lobby of the theatre. AUGUST 11th & AUGUST 12th MOMMIE DEAREST Featuring the stage-play Trannie Dearest! http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2006/week7.html "No wire hangers-ever!" Faye Dunaway belches those infamous words in this over-the-top biopic of actress Joan Crawford, based on the scandalous memoir by her adopted daughter Christina (Diana Scarwid). Like all good camp, this movie was supposed to be serious drama. Come see how miserably they failed! Directed by Frank Perry. (USA, 1981) *The Midnight Mass Players in association with the lovely ladies of Trannyshack proudly present the theatrical world premiere of Trannie Dearest! A fully original play written by Heklina and Peaches Christ. 8/20 SF UNDERGROUND SHORT FILM FESTIVAL http://www.peacheschrist.com/underground.html Midnight Mass in association with Peaches Christ and Vinsantos presents the San Francisco Underground Short Film Festival. Enjoy midnight movies, b-films, cult cinema, drive-in trash, and the ultra outrageous in fifteen minutes or less. Tonight, we present a brand new program of Midnight Shorts all made by Bay Area Filmmakers. The SFUSFF attracts capacity crowds and showcases films made in your own backyard. *The only film festival in town to open with a live rock show! Dress up fancy! Meet the filmmakers! Stalk the Stars! ----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------ Landmark's Bridge Theatre 3010 Geary Blvd San Francisco 415-751-3213 http://www.peacheschrist.com 3010 Geary blvd, x-street is Blake (three blocks West of Masonic) ----/ Additional Info /------------------------------------------------- [EMAIL PROTECTED] 415-751-3213 http://www.peacheschrist.com ----/ The Squid List Admin /--------------------------------------------- The Squid List, a tentacle of Laughing Squid http://laughingsquid.org/squidlist/ subscribe, unsubscribe, change your email address or change your subscription options: http://lists.laughingsquid.org/mailman/listinfo/squidlist/ Frequently Asked Questions & Submission Guidelines Squid List FAQ: http://laughingsquid.org/squidlist/faq.html The Squid List Online Calendar: http://laughingsquid.org/squidlist/calendar/ The Squid List RSS Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/squidlist ----/ Laughing Squid /-------------------------------------------------- Laughing Squid http://laughingsquid.com art, culture and technology from San Francisco and beyond Laughing Squid Web Hosting http://laughingsquid.net friendly, dependable and secure web hosting services for artists, individuals, bloggers, non-profits and small organizations The Squid List is licensed under a Creative Commons License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/
